A Quick, Fake Summary: Defense Puts On Its Underwear One Leg At A Time By The Fake Gimel Martinez | January 2, 2009 | 8:28pm | 47 I’ve got a disease. And the only cure is MORE LIBERTY BELL! The offense scores 9 points, and yet we win 25-19. I bet Matt will be along shortly with his notes. Update: Looks like I’m on post-game duty. Column is forthcoming… Article written by The Fake Gimel Martinez I may be fake, but my passion for UK sports is real. Probably put all my best work at Aseaofblue.com and firebilly.com, so go there when I start coasting here.