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A Quick, Fake Summary: ABC. Always Be Closing.

Are they all here? ULM’s offensive unit?

I’m going anyway. Let’s talk about something important.

Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee’s for closers only.

You think I’m joking with you? I am not joking with you. I’m here from downtown. I’m here from Brooks and Brown. And I’m here on a mission of mercy.

You guys need mercy. Thanks to your ineptitude in the red zone, Kentucky wins this game 36-13.

A full game review is forthcoming. Somebody get me a screen shot of the awesome Legend of Cobb sign that was at Commonwealth tonight.

Article written by The Fake Gimel Martinez

I may be fake, but my passion for UK sports is real. Probably put all my best work at and, so go there when I start coasting here.