I’m not a big Bill Plaschke fan and I’ve found myself calling him a few names that I can’t repeat here without losing out on my lurative salary during episodes of Around the Horn. I never thought Plaschke would actually turn out to be one of those names. And then today happens. While in China, Plaschke decided to sample a few Chinese delicacies that happen to also function as a male reproductive organ. His conclusion? “I like penis”.