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A Low-Down, Dirty Sanchez?

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“So I walk into a bar, and there’s this girl wearing open-toed Keds…”

Let me get one thing out of the way: It is basketball season in Kentucky. Which means now that the Super Bowl is over, we do not care about the NFL. Also, we do not care about random quarterbacks. I understand that. With that said, how hilarious/kind-sad is this Deadspin article on Mark Sanchez’s ‘relationship’ (he says they are just talking) with a 17 year old girl?

The Terminator’s (touchdown!) quarterback is caught up in what some may call a “scandal”, albeit seemingly legal. As the clock neared midnight and thousands counted down the seconds, Sanchez peered into the probably-illegally-glazed-over eyes of a young girl. Despite warning him that she was merely 17, this fearless femme made sure that Sanchez was well-aware that she was legal in the great state of New York. Romance blossomed, as the ladies’ man himself contacted her, gave her free tickets, and hosted her in his home (also known as, amongst high school girls, as the Jet’s Cockpit). Sanchez showed that he really cared about his new lady friend, texting her at 2 A.M on school nights. Surely he just wanted to make sure she was sleeping and would not be late for Phys. Ed. in the morning. We all know that the wee hours of the morning are when we texts those we love the most, especially when out drinking. Now, said female seems to be simultaneously divulging information to the media and trying to work with the Jet’s administration behind closed doors. Seems pretty counterproductive to me.

Regardless, this is just another chapter in the story of powerful male athletes and their exploits with women. From the college ranks to the Super Bowl, sports fans hear about [insert athlete]’s latest excursions with females. Big Ben will forever be known as a rapist. Kobe Bryant has plenty of haters, with most of the hatred stemming from the unsuccessful and unsubstantiated rape allegations against him years ago. Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with over 20,000 women. Brett Favre sexted a sideline reporter, showing the world what he likes to do when he wears crocs. Why do male athletes always seem to engage in questionable behavior with the opposite sex?

Lots of factors go into this. Maybe the male bravado attitude leads to womanizing tactics. Possibly, these physical specimens are overcome with so many suitors that they are bound to act like an idiot eventually (but never justifiably). The mostly likely reason could be that top-level athletes are celebrities and everyone loves a celebrity sex scandal, whether it bet true or not.

In the minds of Kentucky fans, we need only look back a few years. In 2005, Chuck Hayes found himself at the center of a rape allegation. At first, many of us were left baffled; How could Chuck, one of the most hardworking stand-up guys to ever suit up in the blue and white, do such a thing? As it turned out, he did not. Sometimes greedy people take advantage of the popularity of certain individuals and try to see what they can make happen. Often, with athletes like Chuck and Kobe, rape is alleged and then dropped because these attempts were either nothing or just someone trying to milk all they could out of a consensual encounter.

What Mark Sanchez is going through is not comparable to Chuck Hayes’ case in the specifics, as nothing illegal is purported to have even happened. Yet, Sanchez’s ordeal does involve the sexual endeavors of yet another athlete. This time, social norms and values are called into question because of her age. Maybe Mark was just trying to relive his younger days?

The most important issue, however, is that Sanchez find a way to get John Connor some more touchdowns next year. And stay out of high schools.

Article written by Chris Thomas

38 Comments for A Low-Down, Dirty Sanchez?



  1. mocha
    9:32 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    haha, dirty sanchez.



  2. HackRichards
    9:33 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Hahaha where is that guy who says first?



  3. douggercats
    9:40 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Awesome. I live in Jersey and cannot wait to dial into the local AM stations tomorrow on the commute.



  4. third
    9:43 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink


  5. Computer Blue
    9:43 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Nothing Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger haven’t done, eh comrades?



  6. JaredCarterIsMyHomeboy
    9:44 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    I think its stupid. In reality, their age isn’t that far apart. If she was emancipated then there would be no scandal.



  7. wildcatfatboy
    9:44 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    LOSERVILLE LOSES AGAIN AND TH DUKIES ARE LOSING BY 10 IN FRIST HALF WHA A GREAT NIGHT TO BE A KENTUCKY FAN



  8. SexnNursinHomes
    9:44 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    dirty sanchez hahah which is also known as the filthy mexican. however, the filthy mexican requires a tad bit more sh*t for the mustache. if were gettin technical about it.



  9. Pete Thameltoe
    9:46 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Poke Pete Thamel, or just leave him a message http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=719572750



  10. d2
    9:56 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Seriously who cares. You are a frickin hater. Let’s the kid have some fun, its legal.



  11. Magic
    9:58 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Wilt claimed that he slept with 10,000 women not 20,000. Did Pete Thamel write this article. If that was me or you we would go to Jail. Because he is a NFL Football player he won’t be charged! What a great Judicial System America has! pathetic!!!



  12. bung
    10:04 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    nail?



  13. Bonkrshr
    10:12 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Did anyone else see Sanchez wipe a booger on Brunnell in the playoffs…
    He’s a multimillion dollar booger picker… nice
    My nine year picked up on it…

    http://ology.com/humor/you-dirty-dirty-sanchez-jets-qb-wipes-booger-backup



  14. GMo
    10:23 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Thing Sanchez loves about these high school girls…he gets older and they stay the same age? Wonder if he asked her what this year’s crop of freshman looks like?



  15. wh
    10:29 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    ksr = deadspin lite



  16. catcrawler
    10:35 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    who cares about his personal life.. it’s personal.



  17. cats11
    10:40 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    why is this on ksr?



  18. MikeInLexington
    10:56 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    18 – Why are you on KSR? Story happens everywhere, not just athletes, anyone with money can pull tons of women. Its just athletes are TARGETS for shady women(yes they do exist), and they are the real story not the athletes.



  19. Super Morris Brothers
    11:03 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Uh Ooohheww! Look what I got! I got the rock!

    lmao Dickie V is flipping classic.



  20. Observant
    11:05 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Anyone notice the wedding ring on the picture of the girl in the link? 17 year old married? Doesn’t make a lot of sense.



  21. Raazoul
    11:10 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    People should just make fun of that Mexican loser…. He can bang a lot better looking and freakier women with his money! Banging a 17yr old is not impressive, it’s too easy, her parents are probably just hoping to get some cash outta their little slut!



  22. PerryStevensonIsntWalkingThruThatDoor
    11:16 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Puttin’ the sensual in consensual since 2005.



  23. Rupert Ergin XI
    11:16 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Just listened to the Nolan Smith interview with Erin Andrews. Uh, yeah, he is not masculine. Brittney Griner has more testosterone than that guy.



  24. Dylan
    11:19 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Has Cobb signed with an agent? If not he could come back with the lockout



  25. Sheriff Buford T. Justice
    11:21 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    21. Chicks do that so that people like me will think they are married and therefore won’t bother them in the bars. That assumption is incorrect on their part though.



  26. bob
    11:23 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    Did you see that Duke coach go nuts?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlGBB1doqcM



  27. Brandon Fisher of WKYT
    11:31 pm February 9, 2011 Permalink

    I use a hair curler to get those sweet bangs.



  28. bigbill992001
    12:22 am February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Why should ANYONE, especially BBN, care if some QB flips a high, hard one to a young girl of legal age? If SHE doesn’t care, the rest doesn’t matter. Who knows, she might be 17 going on 40.



  29. bigbill992001
    2:22 am February 10, 2011 Permalink

    It’s ok you deleted my post, shows the kind of integrity you have.



  30. SeoulCat
    2:35 am February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Old enough to bleed? Old enough,,,ah, you know the rest.



  31. Ricky'sLibido
    7:24 am February 10, 2011 Permalink

    let’s consider…17…perky nipples….round azz…sweet lips on both ends…



  32. Miller's Backbone
    7:31 am February 10, 2011 Permalink

    If you don’t think Chuck got jiggy, then I can’t help you.



  33. Mr. Obvious
    7:44 am February 10, 2011 Permalink

    he is only 24……. just saying



  34. larry
    8:10 am February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Kip Winger



  35. M. Sanchez
    10:13 am February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Good thing about 28 year olds….
    There’s 20 OF THEM!



  36. uklaw95
    10:14 am February 10, 2011 Permalink

    Kobe had to issue a public apology to the woman and buy his wife a huge rock, so I wouldn’t call that unsubstantiated. Chuck had sex with a woman whose son had cancer at the Lodge. Not rape, but not smart, and I think the world of Chuck.



  37. robby
    5:35 pm February 10, 2011 Permalink

    It has been said, but why does it matter? As long as it is legal, and both of them want to be together then nothing wrong has occurred.