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A Little Pre-Season Football Questionnaire

College Football season starts for Kentucky this Saturday, and even with a highly entertaining off season, it can’t get here fast enough.  But before we rush too much into it, let’s take a moment and discuss our thoughts on the upcoming season.  I’ve brought along 10 questions to help inspire discussion in the comment section. There are plenty of right answers, so don’t get too offended if someone disagrees with you.

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1.)  Which game is the most important for a successful Kentucky season?

A.)  @Louisville

B.)  @Ole Miss

C.)  @Tennessee

D.)  South Carolina

2.)  If you could only pick one game to win, at the sake of losing the others, which would it be?  In other words, which game do you want to see Kentucky win the most?

A.)  @Louisville

B.)  @Florida

C.)  @Tennessee

D.)  Akron

3.)  Which QB (not counting Cobb,) will finish with the most TD’s?

A.)  Hartline

B.)  Newton

C.)  Mossakowski

D.)  Lentz (Me, not Matt.)

4.)  Which song is the UK Marching Band LEAST likely to play?

A.)  ‘Teach Me How To Dougie,’ by Cali Swag District

B.)  ‘Umbrella’ by Rihanna

C.)  ‘Turn on your radio, it’s Kentucky Sports Radio,’  by OH Napier

D.)  Any song past 1994

5.)  Which wide receiver will have the most receiving yards?

A.)  Randall Cobb

B.)  Chris Matthews

C.)  The rest of the WR’s combined

6.) If Madden NFL were renamed Madden UK Football, who would be on the cover next year?

A.)  Randall Cobb

B.)  Derrick Locke

C.)  Joker Phillips

D.)  John Wall

7.)  What is your favorite tailgate food?

A.)  Ribs

B.)  Chicken

C.)  Gator

D.)  Coors Original

8.)  Even after losing to Kentucky on Saturday, how many wins in the Big East will it take for Louisville fans to think they were actually better than UK?

A.)  Zero

B.)  One

C.)  Two

D.)  Let’s be honest, they won’t win more than two.

9.)  Which SEC team will win the National Championship this year?

A.)  Alabama

B.)  Florida

C.)  LSU

D.)  Kentucky

10.)  Finally, what is the result of this years Operation: Win?

A.)  A disappointing season.

B.)  A return to a Tennessee Bowl (with a win.)

C.)  A New Years Day Bowl.

D.)  You idiot, I already said Kentucky was going to win the National Championship.

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The answers will be revealed shortly, but until then, let the debate begin.

Article written by Will Lentz