Sit down, ratface.
It’s safe to say that things have been a little over-the-top nuts with anticipation and excitment since John Calipari was named as UK’s head coach. In fact, people have been taking it to the extreme like Vanilla Ice….which brings me to this email. This email was sent to me the morning after Calipari was hired, when recruiting speculation was just starting to get wild, and it pretty much sums up the madness surrounding the new coach.
Enjoy this excerpt:
(Sidenote: The picture above was sent my way this afternoon as a follow-up to this email)
Its like god said, “Hey (name withheld to protect the innocent), I’ve been reading your mind for the last 6 months Merry Christmas!” Only of course its March but, that’s not important.
Oh and I have a good idea for a ksr topic once things die down a little because, its too awesome to get lost in the shuffle. My cousin and I were discussing over the weekend the following: “If John Calipari were a WWF superstar wrestler, what would his finishing move be?” After much deliberation my cousin came up with the “RECRUITER SLAP.” Coach Calapezi is gonna be putting the SLAP on every coach across the country and, Triple Dub World Wide Wes is his Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart.
*If you cant tell by my email my excitement is bordering on frenzy, delusion, and hysteria!
Well, in the words of Rage Against the Machine, “What better place than here? What better time than now?” Let’s have an old-fashioned debate and discussion about something very important. If John Calipari were a wrestler, what would his finishing move be? Discuss.