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A Big Blue Holiday Wish

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If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the Wildcat fans of the world to join hands and sing “Hey, Soul Sister” in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the Wildcat fans of the world to join hands and sing “Hey, Soul Sister” in the spirit of harmony and peace… and the second would be for Andrew Wiggins’ commitment to be given to Calipari, drama free in a televised press conference.

You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the fans to get together and sing.. the second would be for Andrew Wiggins’ commitment to Calipari.. and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being at the NCAA Headquarters. The place needs logic like Bill Self needs wig tape.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be for the fans… second would be for Wiggins… the third would be for all the power… and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 20-day winning streak, led by Nerlens Noel, Ryan Harrow, Alex Poythress and that commentator Charles somebody, I can’t think of his name, of course coach Cal would come, too. We’d finish off with a brand new banner, I guarantee you.

Wait a minute, maybe that March Madness thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no… the fans singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, we’re not gonna be able to get all those fans together! I mean, the logistics are impossible–Big Blue Nation is huge and Rupp Arena isn’t that big! It’s more trouble than it’s worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, March Madness – we go with that; second, Wiggins. No! We go with the power second, then Wiggins, and then the fans. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay… revenge against all my enemies, the Cardinals and the Hoosiers should die like pigs in Hell! Listen to me–especially Digger! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the Wildcat fans of the world to join hands and sing “Hey, Soul Sister” in peace and harmony.

Merry Christmas, everybody.

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Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

34 Comments for A Big Blue Holiday Wish



  1. Roland
    9:11 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    That’s ALL I need.



  2. Gerold
    9:14 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    Cool story Tyler



  3. Confused
    9:14 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    TT, I see u have been hitting the eggnog a little to heavy.



  4. Internet Meme
    9:18 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    Go home Mrs. Tyler Thompson.
    You are drunk.



  5. Roland
    9:18 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    In the Spirit of Harmony and Peace (Both, who are my Favs @ the the “Doll House” in Orlando.):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVpv8-5XWOI



  6. Roland
    9:34 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    The ash tray, the paddle ball, the remote control and these matches: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VbI5zcB8Ac



  7. Blue Confucius
    9:35 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    Just step away from the Christmas Bourbon-laden egg nog. Just step….. away…. put down…. the glass…. and take a napski. Your head will clear up and then you’ll remember to put Bob Knight in the hate mixer too!!! OooooooH! YEAH!!!



  8. Steve Martin
    9:53 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    Still relevant….AND, Rememberred: after all these years.

    By youngsters!



  9. silver hammer
    10:00 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    Gold. Merry Christmas Mrs. TT



  10. kentuckyjoe
    10:02 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    Confused? Very.



  11. Roland
    10:05 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    Mary Happy Holidews. (also a Doll House fav)



  12. David19
    10:21 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    You are a ‘Wild and Crazy girl’ Merry Christmas



  13. blueblooded
    10:22 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    Very nice TT, but i may have to put the 31 day orgasm first as well! Definitely ahead of the crap with the kids. Merry Christmas everyone!!!



  14. NotSatire
    10:38 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    O…ooo…oooooo…ooooo…tonight…oooo…ooooo



  15. glentolo
    10:45 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    Well Done! Harrow Noel!



  16. Nathan
    10:47 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    Nice homage.



  17. Samantha Maloney
    11:04 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    TT, You Play like a girl:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OLq7FFFeMQ



  18. Donnie
    11:34 pm December 24, 2012 Permalink

    When he reads this drunk story in the morning. Hope he laughs it is Christmas ,go cats



  19. CatGrad99
    12:01 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    I love UK sports as much as anyone. But, sometimes it seems like afew people on here have nothing else in their lives.



  20. Jesus
    12:17 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    IT’S CHRISTMAS! NOT “HOLIDAY”!



  21. cat_crazy
    12:42 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    HUH!!!



  22. Big J
    12:47 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    Thank You. Merry Christmas Mrs. TT.



  23. bluefan
    1:08 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    Love me some Steve Martin.
    Merry Christmas, Mrs T!
    Go Cats!



  24. Tragic' Irony
    1:29 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    #19 says the guy posting on ksr at midnight….. Merry Christmas



  25. kycager
    1:30 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    funny ass sh*t Mrs Tyler,i want more articles from you in my stocking!



  26. SeaCat
    1:52 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    Tyler wants a baby…
    Boy that is blue, fast, strong,
    And can HIT



  27. Claw
    4:14 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    Merry Christmas everyone. Just after 1am my time. Woke up from a Billy Gillispie nightmare. Seriously. I was sober. He was drunk and driving and I was freaking out. He was running over street signs and knocking them down. I was pleading for him to let me drive. Only a true blue Cat-obsessed fan would wake up from something like this on Christmas Eve. Feel like I was just visited by the Ghost Of Christmas past. Sorry for sharing this. Too weird. Again, Merry Christmas, and make sure your loved ones know you care about them.



  28. BBB
    7:43 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    …and a Partridge in a pear tree? WTF? Thats one too many bourbon and coke I think. MerryChristmasgotobed Tyler.
    All I want for Christmas….
    1)BBALL players wanting to be in the gym at 6 2 and 10 pm
    2)a football team taking my dreams of Petrino away
    3)The entire state coming together holding hands singing kumbayya….then refusing to give up their guns.
    4) Israel blows the $hit out of Iran
    5) World Peace
    6) Matt Jones… after being visited by….the ghost of Gelispie Past The ghost of Calipari Present. And the Ghost of Joker future….. becomes a conservative!
    7) one to many bourbon and coke…and to all a good night.



  29. Echo 1
    8:55 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    Tyler hit the nog pretty hard apparently.



  30. Rixter
    10:06 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    TT, your 5th wish should be for a thermos.



  31. Rixter
    10:06 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    LOVE it, # 28!
    You want World peace as soon as Israel blows Iran off the map!



  32. BBB
    10:27 am December 25, 2012 Permalink

    31).
    1) It may be the only way we get world peace (peace through strength works…always has)
    2) It’s inevitable. Iran has to go. (or at least that nut that leads them). My prediction: Israel blows the $hit out of Iran
    3) The only way Matt becomes a conservative is if the Ghost of Billy Gillispie gives him a visit.
    4) singing Kumbaya NEVER works
    )It’s doubtful that this football team will take my dreams of Petrino away.
    6) world peace?…..doubt it

    Merry Christmas anyway…We have a lot to be thankful for. We are UK fans…We could have been born filthy card fans. YUCK



  33. Dee
    7:57 am December 26, 2012 Permalink

    Great job….Now teach Drew how to write.



  34. better
    8:35 am December 26, 2012 Permalink

    Good stuff Tyler.