In quite possibly the least surprising news of this millenium, former Gator and current Bull Joakim Noah was arrested for marijuana possession in Gainesville early this morning. Obviously, the fact that the overenthused D-bag was found with a little wacky tobacky on his person does not surprise me in the least. I am, however, pretty shocked that the face of basically the entire history of Florida basketball was confronted about something as measly as an open container of alcohol in the town that he was supposed to be a big man in. And even so, he was still cuffed and taken to the station for that and not just given some sort of warning? I guess the Big Blue Nation really does inhabit every part of life. That cop had to be a UK fan.