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The opportunity of a lifetime for the betterment of your vision

If you’re having trouble seeing that picture of Kate Upton, then I feel sorry for you. She’s gorgeous. You’re really missing out. Maybe you should get that eyesight upgraded. I have just the place…

KSTV has teamed up with the John-Kenyon American Eye Institute to give one lucky KSTV viewer free LASIK surgery. That’s right, you have the chance to win better vision and all it’ll cost you is five minutes of your time to fill out the form.

Go over to to register (after you thoroughly read through the contest rules, of course) and you’ll be on your way. The winner will be selected by a random drawing and announced on KSTV with Matt Jones during Kentucky’s game against Tennessee on January 31.

What are you waiting for?! Go! It’s FREE LASIK!  That’s like a million dollar deal!

And thank you for watching KSTV.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

5 Comments for The opportunity of a lifetime for the betterment of your vision

  1. My Eyes R failing
    6:15 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Drew, you guys could be liable from the side effects. Just givin ya a HEADS up.

  2. Nick
    6:19 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    2– Don’t worry. I’m sure Matt Jones would be clever enough to have a strong indemnity clause in his agreement with JKAEI.

  3. Willie James Huff
    6:29 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink


  4. Mr Schwump
    6:34 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Damn, I’ve pounded the pud too many times….I’m going blind!