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10 Things to Expect: UK’s Friday Night Wiffle Ball Extravaganza

On Tuesday night, the Cats played dodgeball before their final shoot around before the Vanderbilt game. It had such a good impact on the team that they’re planning to play wiffle ball tonight. From KSR friend Michael Rudolph, here are 10 things you can expect in tonight’s wiffle ball game:

1. John Robic will call his shot to left field and Willie Cauley-Stein will not know who Babe Ruth is.
2. The entire gym will scream “SWING IT” when Sam Malone picks up a bat
3. Nerlens limps to the plate and hits a HR to deep right field off Brian Long, who is dressed as Dennis Eckersley.
4. Archie Goodwin charges the mound
5. John Calipari buys the entire team ice cream…not poop
6. Anthony Davis makes a guest appearance and takes the 5th most swings
7. Twany will Instagram a photo of pretty much the entire game
8. Bob Knight unsuccessfully attempts to explain the “Ghost Man” rule for 6 hours
9. Willie Cauley-Stein makes a great catch because he used to play football in high school when he was a wide receiver in high school playing football.
10. Mark Emmert determines that the game is in violation of the NCAA practice time limit and spokesman from DUKE denies the game ever took place

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

31 Comments for 10 Things to Expect: UK’s Friday Night Wiffle Ball Extravaganza



  1. josh
    1:03 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    and the voice of bill keightley sings take me out to the ball game during the seventh inning stretch



  2. matt
    1:04 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    this is greatness……bobby knight, “who’s on first?….no, ghost who’s on first? but what about the shot clock?”



  3. UK4LIFE
    1:04 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    There needs to be a live blog of the game.



  4. what
    1:06 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Rick Pitino stops by and plays for 15 seconds



  5. Cal says
    1:08 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    11) “This wiffle ball thing ain’t for everyone”



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    1:09 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

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  7. Billy Tuesday
    1:10 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Hope the coaches team takes it easy on them. This is the only chance the players have at winning anything this weekend.



  8. Set4uk
    1:10 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Archie continues to hear a mysterious whisper “if you pass it, they will score”.



  9. schwing
    1:13 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    please continue to bring us kentucky football and MEN’S basketball news in the most ridiculous manner possible. please cut out this [email protected] that is just straight ridiculous.



  10. hawkeye tim
    1:14 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Nice work TT. Good stuff.



  11. Class
    1:17 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Please ignore people like ‘schwing’ who have no sense of humor….. and keep posting the funnies in between the important news. Good job TT! 🙂



  12. Frew Drunklin
    1:19 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    I just spit my Sprite all over my iPhone. But it was worth it. Thanks for the laugh TT.



  13. justafish2002
    1:20 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Brilliant post and odds are Polythress will be called out for running out of the baseline



  14. Charles "Atlas" Hurt
    1:20 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    #4 , bwahahahahaha. i almost busted a bicep on that one! If archie steals second base, can he count that in his stats tomorrow? now he will be up to .002 steals per game! I still love this team.



  15. bung
    1:25 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    funny stuff…they had to read 4 to me twice…whiffle ball…I hope ryan aint hit by a pitch and be out for the season…



  16. Myles
    1:28 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    I wouldn’t be suprised if John Wall stopped by to “attempt” to throw out the first pitch…



  17. Michael Rudolph
    1:29 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Thanks for posting TT, I appreciate it. Digger Phelps will also be there, wearing a thin yellow tie and ensuring that no one has any fun



  18. It
    1:32 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Kyle will hit a home run and will still be running the bases when the basketball game tips tomorrow.



  19. KSR Paducah
    1:35 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Will the crowd at the Craft Center make an early exit before the game’s over?



  20. bung
    1:36 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    after a hit I hope we throw the ball instead of walking it in from the outfield…



  21. LT
    1:37 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Sam Malone’s dad (and namesake) was a pitcher for the Red Sox. He then went on to own a successful bar and bag multitudes of chicks.



  22. Hal
    1:38 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    dykes’ keys to game:
    cream the seams
    call your ball
    drive the plate

    cal’s keys to game:
    i love my glove
    talk more on popups
    i can’t hide you here in right field. you have to hit.
    i hate playing outfield shifts. its not real whiffle ball.



  23. Will Totten
    1:38 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    11. Brian Long will not appreciate it.
    12. After drafting teams between Team Calipari and Team Robic, Calipari will repeatedly state “I like my team”
    13. Julius Mays bunts for a single.
    14. Archie Goodwin strikes out on 3 pitches 4 feet out of strike zone



  24. Sheriff Buford T. Justice
    1:53 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    LOL 23. Nice



  25. MemphisCat
    1:57 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Archie will fall to the floor at least 3 times during the game.



  26. Dave
    2:04 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Jeff Ruby will sing The National Anthem wearing his “these colors don’t run” jacket.



  27. Ernie
    2:09 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    I will do the play by play in Spanish while beating my meat



  28. PaducahCatFan
    3:08 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Good post. Original AND funny!



  29. Bigbluedoc
    3:39 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Ryan Harro calls no Indian balls !



  30. catfan
    7:49 am February 23, 2013 Permalink

    23) lol..good job sir!