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10 Questions Surrounding The 2013 BCS National Championship

Can Notre Dame slow down Alabama’s rushing attack?  How will Everett Golson handle the pressure?  Is Barrett Jones’ foot okay?  Should Notre Dame even be here?  Is Alabama too physical?  Would you sleep with Manti Te’o if given the opportunity and assurance no one would ever find out?

Those are the questions we’ve heard over and over and over for the past month from the talking heads on ESPN and everywhere else.  Those are not the questions you’ll find here on KSR.  Below are the 10 questions we have, entering the 2013 BCS National Championship game.

 

1.)  What will Nick Saban be mad about?

He’s always mad.  Watch him on the sideline.  Just yelling for no reason.

He’ll be mad if Alabama returns the opening kick for a touchdown, goes for two, gets it, recovers an onside kick, scores on the first play, and then ends world hunger.

 

2.)  Did you know Jimmy Kimmel Live! is moving to 11:35 tomorrow night?

Brace yourselves for a flood of commercials reminding you.  Only Modern Family stands a chance at slowing the Kimmel promos down.

 

3.)  How many times will we hear a “Johnny Football” reference?

Those of you with an easy Tuesday ahead, add this to your drinking game.  Call a cab.

 

4.)  Will Brent Musburger or Kirk Herbstreit mention this story?

A rape scandal involving current Notre Dame players and the death of a student, swept under the rug.

Who’s rooting for the Fighting Irish now?

 

5.)  Is anyone interested in listening to what Mike Golic has to say tomorrow morning?

Mike & Mike is going to be brutal in the morning, regardless of the national champion.  ESPN would be better off running four hours of dead air.

 

6.)  Will A.J. McCarron’s mom wear this to the game?

I think she should.  It can pass for school colors; the weather will be warm in Miami tonight; and my television has incredible screen grab and zoom capabilities.

I love you, A.J. McCarron’s mom.  Shhhhhhh.  Just let it happen.  Love me back.

 

7.)  Will A.J. McCarron’s girlfriend wear this to the game?

Jaw, meet floor.

 

8.)  Have I ever told you how much I hate A.J. McCarron?

And do I need to explain why?

 

9.)  Why the hell did Alabama stay in the Fontainebleau hotel?

That’s like housing The Biggest Loser contestants in a CiCi’s Pizza the night before a weigh-in.

The Fontainebleau is Disneyland to young athletes.

 

10.)  Will Lou Holtz flood all of south Florida with saliva if Notre Dame wins? 

“The following counties are under a Flash Flood warning until Lou Holtz stops talking: Broward, Collier, Hendry, Lee, Miami-Dade, Monroe and Palm Beach…”

 

Enjoy the game.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

65 Comments for 10 Questions Surrounding The 2013 BCS National Championship



  1. ForgetAboutIt
    7:36 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Bigger fan of AJ’s mom then his new GF. 2 point



  2. Thank you
    7:37 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    This is fantastic



  3. Roland
    7:41 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Cougar or MILF? Both.



  4. versailles cat
    7:44 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Wow, allegedly touching a girls boob = rape now?



  5. Bro
    7:44 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Drew do you mean swept under the rug besides that Sports Illustrated article? And that wasn’t this year btw



  6. Roland
    7:44 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Saban will be mad if Bama loses.



  7. Roland
    7:46 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    On the GF? Real or Fake? Vote Now. Fake



  8. Roland
    7:47 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Mom? Real



  9. Boomerball48
    7:48 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Absolutely, Oedipal!



  10. Section 135
    7:48 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Two words explain why no true UK fan can like anything about Notre Dame….DIGGER PHELPS. Roll Tide.



  11. TJ
    7:50 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    I went to a NSM at the Fontainebleau…good times. BTW, no UK fan can pull for ND.



  12. Drunk Monkey
    7:56 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Bama says forget using a hostess to recruit, just come over to AJ’s house for dinner



  13. I Be4UL
    8:06 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    How many times will we hear “that the win of this game is lucky to not have to play UL”?



  14. Roland
    8:06 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    If I were AJ’s best friend the day b4 Mother’s Day, I would show him this skit vid from SNL. (With 44 mil views, I am sure you can guess b4 clicking the link):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM



  15. old school
    8:25 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    I was watching the Cincy/Notre Dame game and really want to have a three way with Scott Martin and Jack Cooley.



  16. Joe Kerr
    8:26 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    How many times will we hear Touchdown Kentucky? Oh that’s right we didn’t even beat Western Kentucky.



  17. 14 lol
    8:31 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Mother lover lol 14 thank u that had me n tears



  18. TBone
    8:34 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    My question is, how does Notre Dam have two players w the number 5? That’s allowed?



  19. Too Cheep
    8:40 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Does anyone have a link to the national championship game?



  20. UKUKUK1865
    8:48 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Shawing!



  21. theSkinny81
    8:49 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Will ESPN show Manti Te’o screaming in slow-motion on the sidelines no less than 36 times?



  22. Roland
    8:55 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    19 this is for you (and anyone without cable):

    http://www.thefirstrow.eu/watch/162246/2/watch-notre-dame-vs-alabama.html



  23. SMH
    8:56 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    This is how Florida should have treated Louisville.



  24. Roland
    8:57 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Drew just heard the Jimmy kimmel from Brent sourpuss.



  25. Truth
    8:58 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    #10- Why would a true KY fan root for Alabama?



  26. SMH
    8:59 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Because UK isnt playing tonight??



  27. Roland
    9:00 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    19 you have to continue to close ads and don’t download ANYTHING no matter how many times they say you missing something.



  28. SMH
    9:00 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Musburger is openly rooting for the Irish.



  29. UKBlue
    9:03 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Fontainebleau is beyond nuts; Club Liv is awesome.

    Girlfriend has a really expensive boob job. That was a lot of money for a large B.



  30. brain
    9:05 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    You ever stayed at the Fonntaine? Last time I stayed there it was a bunch of octageneric jewish men.



  31. SMH
    9:06 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Calm Brent down before he messes himself



  32. Roland
    9:08 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Bama crowds ROARS almost BBN like.



  33. Dtr
    9:23 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    OEM on both



  34. SMH
    9:24 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Is that Wayne Turner playing QB for the Irish?



  35. Bowser
    9:37 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Nice rack mom!



  36. red headed step child
    9:43 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    #BBN will cheer for the TIDE because they are S E C. Not to mention that the punks from ND enjoyed Chanting OVER…… RATED to our Freshman heavy BBall team. Right before they (ND) RUSHED the court. Regardless if UK football is not at the same caliber as most SEC schools, we live vicariously through our league. WE are Big Blue First and SEC second, that is the PRIDE of the South. Many fan bases don’t understand Southern Pride.

    ROLL TIDE, and to ND fans,,,,,,,,Who’s O V E R R A T E D??????????

    S E C , S E C , S E C



  37. Roland
    9:56 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    ND is taking it like alter boys.



  38. eddie vedder
    9:57 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    36 Well said. Screw Notre Dame



  39. Roland
    9:57 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Oops there it is. Johnny football.



  40. oldschool
    9:59 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    36 – you suggesting UK wasn’t way overrated?



  41. Skippy
    10:02 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    #36 – Perfectly stated!!! Loving every minute of this game!!



  42. Old Cat
    10:05 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Why must we have to suffer through Musberger? This guy is worse than Curt Goudy. He ruins the game with his inane and senseless comments.



  43. MercerNary
    10:06 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    There hasn’t been this much desperation from the Irish since the famine!



  44. red headed step child
    10:09 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    OLD SCHOOL, I’m suggesting that you DO NOT chant OVER RATED then follow that up with RUSHING the court against a team made up of players that were in their 8th game removed from high school. But we all know your feelings about FRESHMEN and your TARDS. There is no way you are TRUE BLUE.

    You certainly don’t do it when ones (ND) football team is ranked # 1 at the time. Ta’o was leading the chant. Tonight he looks like he is about to cry.

    S E C , & ROLL TIDE B!TCHES



  45. red headed step child
    10:11 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Roland, YOU ARE NOT RIGHT>>> LOL



  46. Roland
    10:13 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    ND= not a single 3rd or 4th down conversion in 1st half.



  47. Roland
    10:17 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Look for who got fired at ND on
    http://coachingsearch.com/



  48. Roland
    10:20 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    I guess the servants for mass comment was over the edge, but relevant. I apologize.



  49. Carl
    10:22 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    I can’t believe Urban Meyer picked ND before the start of the game. ESPN must have paid him extra to pick them. I recall T’ao screaming ‘over rated’ on national TV at the UK-ND basketball game. The next time he yells that he better be looking in a mirror.
    SEC SEC SEC SEC!!!!!



  50. Rixter
    10:25 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    42 I agree. is this the best ESPN’s got? WOW. This is the freakin’ NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!. It’d be like having Billy Packer do the basketball championship game



  51. Roland
    10:29 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Bama is RUNNING over ND. (is that better?)



  52. Carl
    10:32 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    #42 musberger is so old….he was college roomates with God.



  53. Roland
    10:33 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    why the NC game is not on broadcast TV is a Travesty. The single guy who has to get his wife on tv is Better programming? Wow!



  54. Vanilla Bryce
    10:49 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    Drew… keep on keepin’ it real



  55. Roland
    10:51 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    ND coaches preaching moral victory over the NON shutout next team meeting. SEC football is college football at it’s best.



  56. James K
    10:59 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    I did like a quintuple take on his mom’s boobs. Good grief.



  57. Roland
    11:04 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    AJ’s mom likes males not looking her in the eye when the talk to her. that’s not a turtleneck she is wearing.



  58. Roland
    11:10 pm January 7, 2013 Permalink

    ND is like bacon in my toaster oven when I spend to much time in my morning shower. ND is burnt. 42-7



  59. jordache
    7:41 am January 8, 2013 Permalink

    Number ten almost made me spit coke out my nose.



  60. Rusty Shackleford
    8:54 am January 8, 2013 Permalink

    I’ll take the Mommy….



  61. Buck1544
    10:50 am January 8, 2013 Permalink

    Yes Tbone, it is allowed in college football. Here is a helpful link for answers to such questions in the future. http://www.google.com
    Most college teams have this going on. Look at Kentucky’s roster, Louisville’s roster, Alabama’s roster, etc….



  62. Beavis
    4:04 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    Te’o can scream all he wants,,,,thats because he did not want any part of Lacy. Saw him bounce off lacy several times. If that was not bad enough ,, the tight end for Bama owned him. Come to think of it,,,,where was Corso at the end of the first half ,, with his green coat ????



  63. Truth
    6:38 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    #36: I still don’t understand the logic of rooting for Alabama. You realize that the SEC is comprised of teams that beat UK to a pulp year in and out (and Bama likely this year cuz we’re on the schedule). They look more attractive to recruits and Saban will show them the ladder to the next level. Screw ’em.

    btw, Take a poll of Auburn fans and see how many were rooting for their “SEC Brother” (sick face). Side Note: This is in no way an endorsement of Notre Dame because I don’t care for them either. Only one school counts in this fan’s world–and that’s KENTUCKY. (screw that conference love crap).



  64. Truth
    6:48 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    Oh..and KENTUCKY fans yelling “SEC SEC SEC” as a result of last night are just coat-tail riding douchebags. Geez no wonder other fanbases laugh at us.



  65. babblingboo
    12:05 pm January 9, 2013 Permalink

    TRUTH: Please don’t speak for us at Auburn, you don’t know what you’re talking about. All of us Auburn fans were rooting for Bama. State Pride and Conference Pride. Not sure if you’re a lifelong Southerner, but most fans of an SEC team root for other SEC teams because most of the players are home grown in the South. We’ve been following these kids since High School and aren’t going to abandon them just because they play for our in-state rival. Besides, if your team is in the SEC and gets beaten by Bama, that last thing you want to hear is that Notre Dame could have beaten you too.
    Oh, and McCarron’s Girlfriend graduated from Auburn last year. I’m pretty sure she rooted for Bama.