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Other Notable Details found in TimeSet Accounts


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As you know by now, Coach John Calipari has teamed up with TimeSet, an app no one really has ever heard of, and by doing so has released his bucket list, because the TimeSet app is for bucket lists and chores and goals or something. No one really understands.

The point is that by now you’ve all seen Cal’s bucket list, which includes multiple championships at UK, $50 million for the Calipari Foundation and six consecutive 30-win seasons. But I was searching around TimeSet for some others’ goals, chores and bucket list items — and you’d be surprised at what I found. The app is much more popular than perhaps we thought.

Malik Monk’s Goals

  1. Get drafted in NBA first round
  2. Consult with financial manager on invesments
  3. Purchase home in new city
  4. Be a part of NBA Championship-winning team in 5 years

 John Robic’s Morning Routine

  1. Wash
  2. Rinse
  3. Repeat

Mark Emmert’s Friday Schedule

  1. Closely look into Division II women’s archery recruiting rules adherence
  2. Answer emails
  3. Welcome session for newcomers
  4. Try to figure out how to get back into heaven
  5. Make residents 7,356,000-12,875,000 push a rock up a hill for eternity
  6. Refuse to slake thirst of pile of writhing tortured soles
  7. Organize Luke Bryan concert

Bruce Pearl’s To-Do List This Week

  1. Write note to President Gogue apologizing for ruining couch
  2. Write note to assistant apologizing for ruining passenger’s side seat of car
  3. Write note to Great Clips apologizing for ruining barber’s chair
  4. Repack tank tops for attic storage
  5. Barbecue

Papa John’s Personal Goals

  1. See Louisville athletics cleaned up from scandal
  2. Better Ingredients
  3. Better Pizza
  4. Whatever the equivalent of the Fast and the Furious cars is, for helicopters.

Avery Johnson’s Chores Today

  1. Find a spool of thread
  2. Balance spoon on spool of thread
  3. Toss rock onto one end of spoon
  4. Catapult self onto kitchen counter
  5. Answer telephone

Rick Pitino’s Bucket List

  1. Janet
  2. Kim (red hair)
  3. Kim (blonde hair)
  4. That girl who works at the library
  5. That one lady I saw bending over at the Shell Station
  6. Mannequin in women’s fitness section at Kohl’s
  7. That watermelon in the refrigerator with the hole in it

Article written by C.M. Tomlin

All I want is a HI-C and a turkey sandwich. @CM_Tomlin

5 responses to “Other Notable Details found in TimeSet Accounts”

  1. david8577

    Pretty solid post there; it was good for at least 3 LOLs.

  2. 4everblue

    At 15 seconds a pop Pitino could knock up…uhhh Knock off that bucket list in a matter of minutes…..

  3. CatBlue in LR

    “tortured soles”? That’s some hurtin’ feet in Heaven.

    You mean “souls”, don’t you?

  4. BiasedBigfoot

    Great!! LOL’ed (as usual) Tomlin’s my man!!