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If 2017 had a verse in “We Didn’t Start the Fire”


There’s something about the changing of the calendars that reminds me of Billy Joel’s “We didn’t start the fire.”  It’s the “Auld Lang Syne” of the 20th century.  Since we are currently in the 21st century, the Piano’s Man’s greatest karaoke jam needs some updating.   Behold! The updated lyrics for the 2017 verse of “We didn’t start the fire.”   So, ignore Billy Joel drumming in your kitchen and sing-along.

Here’s the updated lyrics that no one asked for: 

*- 8 Bar Intro-*

Fidget Spinners, Iphone X, Charlottesville, Gucci Gang, Puerto Rico, Punk Eleven, Des-paci-to

Sassy Wendy’s, OJ’s Free, Money Moves, Angry Sean, Pepsi Ads, Icey Kings, Hash-tag Me Too

*- 4 Bar Break-*

Hugh Hefner, Bit Coin, Angry Swift, Eclipse, Roy Moore, Wonder Woman and Moonlight Actually Won!

Yonce’s Twins, Get Out, Markle got a new ring, Trump Robot, HowBoutDat?, Tom Petty Goodbye!

 

We didn’t start the fire.  It was always burning since the world’s been turning. And now, it’s stuck in your head for weeks.

Article written by Megan Suttles

I can't decide if I want to use this space to be witty or insightful. I guess it will be neither.