Kentucky Sports Radio

University of Kentucky Basketball, Football, and Recruiting news brought to you in the most ridiculous manner possible.

2017 Means One Thing: More KSR Clickbait!


click-here-button1

Hello, Friends. I hope you’re well. Are you okay? I can’t understand what you’re saying. You’re going to have to speak more clearly. Oh! I’m sorry. I didn’t realize your face was frozen to that metal trashcan. What were you even doing to have something like that happen? You so crazy.

Friends, as we start out into 2017, it’s time once again for all of us here at KSR to buckle down and figure out what kind of content you the cherished reader would like to see on your favorite website in the new year. As I’m wont to do, I’m going to once again toss out some headlines to see what sort of things might interest all of you. After all, “clickbait” is – as we all know – the best way to gain new readers. Let me know which of these you’d like me to blow out in 2017 and, as always, I want to deliver the finest content possible. Thanks in advance.

-Is John Calipari’s next podcast guest this hilarious pooping cat?

-17 meats Boone’s Butcher shop is trying to unload right now

-What hilarious thing is Cal afraid you’ll do when you first play a competitive team?

-Celebrating the 20th anniversary of the 1996 Dance Cats’ “Counting Blue Cars/Breakfast at Tiffany’s” mashup

-Who wore it best? Bobby Petrino or this widowed grandmother trying desperately to get her grandchildren’s attention by faking a neck injury?

-You’ll never guess the secret to John Robic’s hair! (Hint: it rhymes with “Paul Prudhomme’s Blackened Catfish Schmeasoning!”)

-This drawing of Benny Snell drinking a gin fizz at the Algonquin Round Table is the thing you didn’t know you needed today!

-Totes adores! Here’s a video of former Mark Stoops assistant Tommy Mainord giggling as a puppy licks his belly!

-Four Things Bam Adebayo likes on his Chipotle burrito bowl and one other thing they offer that he declines!

-Which embarrassing Rick Pitino incident are you?

-Who said it? Isaiah Briscoe or the short-lived 1993 Fox television program The Adventures of Briscoe County Jr.?

-They put Grayson Allen on the bench after tripping someone. Wait until you see what happens next!

Article written by C.M. Tomlin

All I want is a HI-C and a turkey sandwich. @CM_Tomlin