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20 responses to “Enes Kanter is two years away from becoming an American citizen, considering name change”

  1. FakeDickeyV

    Hank, Bill, Dale…

    1. jr_hopkins

      KAHN: Oh, yeah, you right. I always feel comfortable everywhere I go. You know, my original name is Smith. I just change it to Souphanousinphone when I move to Texas!

    2. bluehue

      Dennis Lanter

  2. Smyrna_Cat

    Billy Joe Jim-bob Kanter.

  3. UKinIN

    Conway Twitty Kanter?

  4. Ridge Runner

    Mark William Calaway the second would be awesome.

    1. Ridge Runner
    2. chris gettelfinger is not walking through that door

      You beat me to it! But I suggested it on Twitter before I saw your comment. 🙂

  5. stratblend

    What about William Calaway as a homage to The Undertaker

  6. RealCatsFan

    Just straight up: Under Taker.

    1. gobble gobble

      Im pretty sure that’d be a trademark copyright offense

  7. Chacosrule

    Robert (Bob) Kanter

    1. mclarenm8b

      “Little Enis & The Tabletoppers”

  8. Bluebloodtoo

    Michael Ballislife Smith. Does is get any more American?

  9. chris gettelfinger is not walking through that door

    Ron Mexico.

  10. Megan

    This will fall on a lot of deaf ears, but Eddie.

  11. mclarenm8b

    “Little Enis & The Tabletoppers”

  12. Nutwrap

    Enes Underkanter

  13. Goose

    Just add a “P” to his first name

  14. bbn606

    Again the question is, does anyone really care about Enes?