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20 responses to “Enes Kanter is two years away from becoming an American citizen, considering name change”

  1. FakeDickeyV

    Hank, Bill, Dale…

    1. jr_hopkins

      KAHN: Oh, yeah, you right. I always feel comfortable everywhere I go. You know, my original name is Smith. I just change it to Souphanousinphone when I move to Texas!

    2. bluehue

      Dennis Lanter

  2. Smyrna_Cat

    Billy Joe Jim-bob Kanter.

  3. UKinIN

    Conway Twitty Kanter?

  4. Ridge Runner

    Mark William Calaway the second would be awesome.
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    1. Ridge Runner
    2. chris gettelfinger is not walking through that door

      You beat me to it! But I suggested it on Twitter before I saw your comment. 🙂

  5. stratblend

    What about William Calaway as a homage to The Undertaker

  6. RealCatsFan

    Just straight up: Under Taker.

    1. gobble gobble

      Im pretty sure that’d be a trademark copyright offense

  7. Chacosrule

    Robert (Bob) Kanter

    1. mclarenm8b

      “Little Enis & The Tabletoppers”

  8. Bluebloodtoo

    Michael Ballislife Smith. Does is get any more American?

  9. chris gettelfinger is not walking through that door

    Ron Mexico.

  10. Megan

    This will fall on a lot of deaf ears, but Eddie.

  11. mclarenm8b

    “Little Enis & The Tabletoppers”

  12. Nutwrap

    Enes Underkanter

  13. Goose

    Just add a “P” to his first name

  14. bbn606

    Again the question is, does anyone really care about Enes?