Listen, it’s a slow sports night. No Bat Cats. No softball. No NBA. One NHL game and that’s pretty much about it. Slow sports night suck, but it could be worse.
Much worse. You could be one of these people getting absolutely leveled by a bull. I’m pro-animal and generally feel bad for bulls, but this fella seems to like the bright lights. He has some attitude and I like the cut of his jib. One minute he’s probably freaking out because he’s claustrophobic and in the blink of an eye he’s (relatively) free to do whatever he wants. After being pissed off the first thing he sees is a bunch of goobers that seemed to make the wrong turn leaving a Darius Rucker concert.
Those goobers are going to pay. What idiotic type of game is this? What do you win? What do you prove? The only thing wrong with this video is that not everyone of these morons aren’t bucked into oblivion. #TeamBull
“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?” – This Bull, probably pic.twitter.com/uXyQhVZn28
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) May 9, 2018
A few things:
1. Like I said, the bull is coming out of that gate pissed. You add Van Halen’s “Jump” and the bull may just do something it’s going to regret he’s so pumped up.
2. He doesn’t take long to destroy someone. Good.
3. I like the PA guy tells us the bull is mad. I wasn’t sure. Let’s lock you in a cage pal and see how you like it.
4. How would you not poop your pants seeing the bull getting ready to charge?
5. The double-dip after the charge is amazing. Two guys go down instantly.
Bunkie Perkins has another angle and the first guy may be the biggest loser.
Found a second video. The Bull remains undefeated. pic.twitter.com/dtulycuc4I
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) May 10, 2018