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UK Tight End Commit Keaton Upshaw Killed a Guy with a Stiffarm


Keaton Upshaw is a big dude.

Last night the Kentucky tight end commit used his size (6’7″ 230) to create one spectacular highlight for Lima (Oh.) Senior High School.  Trailing by a score, he dropped the hammer on an opponent and rushed down the sideline for a 71-yard touchdown.

At the end of the night Upshaw had 107 yards on five catches.

Upshaw’s future quarterback, Jarren Williams, threw for 314 yards and 3 touchdowns in a losing effort on Friday the 13th.  Future Wildcat running back Chris Rodriguez also scored three touchdowns last night.  Edge rusher Davoan Hawkins had to say this after Eddie Gran watched his Friday night game.

Article written by Nick Roush

"Look upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." @RoushKSR

2 responses to “UK Tight End Commit Keaton Upshaw Killed a Guy with a Stiffarm”

  1. Reuben Cuban

    Had to re-re-re-read the ‘Head Line”.

    After review, this sounds like the type of “felonious assaulter-er” we want on our team.

    Kid is big, which is a plus; just not sure he can throw his body anywhere without incurring substantial and costly injury to himself.

    But I like the possibilities.

  2. KYcats11

    Meanwhile in Loserville…