So this video is a couple months old but one of my dearest Facebook friends that I don’t know shared it today and my jaw hit the floor. It’s a clip of two UK cheerleaders doing what they do best: being awesome and defying Newton’s laws of motion.
After watching it several times, like 50, I refuse to believe they are human and I’m now terrified of all UK cheerleaders. There is some witchcraft or sorcery or Jedi stuff going on here because human beings aren’t supposed to be able to do that. Nope. I learned all about gravity at West Broadway Elementary School and this goes against everything we were taught. Those two acrobatic creatures in the video are extraterrestrials hiding in the bodies of two UK cheerleaders. I don’t trust them.