You can’t make this stuff up. Rick Pitino owns a horse named Party Dancer.
The horse ran first yesterday in the fifth race at Del Mar Thoroughbred Club. The maiden claiming race produced a $33,380 purse. A $2 win bet on Party Dancer paid $10.80.
I wonder where Rick found his inspiration…
This is so ridiculous, I now believe Pitino has become self-aware. He knows he will never coach basketball again, so during his down time at the Best Western bar, Pitino is thinking of the most creative ways to troll America. “Party Dancer” the horse is step seven of a master plan that involves a book, podcast and Twitter account. The next step: Pitino becomes a Papa John’s franchisee.