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Movie and TV Remakes for the University of Louisville


The University of Louisville’s scandals (plural) are still funny to all of us here in Big Blue Nation, so let’s keep on laughing at our rival’s misery with some good ol’ fashioned internet fun while the UoL empire continues to crumble.

I dusted off the KSR photoshop machine to poke some more fun at the Cardinals, this time in the form of entertainment posters and cover art. Below you’ll find potential remakes in television and in film to celebrate all of the repugnant behavior going on at Louisville.

Feel free to use any or all of them as your wallpapers, backdrops and screen savers.

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Rick Pitino runs Minardi Hall in House of Cards

 

Scandal Season 7: The UofL Foundation…

 

Katina Powell’s Show Girls

 

Andre McGee in the remake of the 1973 pimp classic, The Mack

 

And my personal favorite, Tom Jurich uses UofL foundation money to pay his incompetent son in Tommy’s Boy

 

Throw me some suggestions in the comments section and we might have to do a Part II next week!

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

26 responses to “Movie and TV Remakes for the University of Louisville”

  1. runningunnin.454

    LOL. You have talent.

  2. Mathlete

    Petrino as a “reformed” asshole in Caddyshack

    James Ramsey and his assistant in Heist

    Chane and Chong

    And Drew’s new favorite movie: Lamar Jackson in Fumble Gump

  3. CPACAT

    I Dream of Jeanie – UL Style: Mild mannered athletic director wants new facilities, then a haggard old genie with a terrible combover pops out of a bottle of bourbon and grants him all his wishes, hilarious consequences then ensue.

    Leave it to Beaver – Starring Andre McGee (description redacted)

    1. 72uksprinter

      Leave It To Beaver, LOL.
      Gets me every time!

  4. BigBlueSkyDog

    The Godfather with Pat Forde at the end of the strings

  5. WildcatRay

    Diary of A Mad Black Woman

  6. 72uksprinter

    For Part II:

    Use your PS talents on the movie poster for Gone in 60 Seconds:

    UL Banner… Gone in 15 Seconds

    Some research:
    http://deadspin.com/5599052/rick-pitino-lasted-15-seconds-and-other-things-of-note

    1. T-wah

      Could use the same title along with a picture of Rick Pitino: Gone (or Done) in 15 Seconds. #rickfifteeno

  7. catsarerunnin

    Saturday Night Beaver might work….

  8. Cats Other Paw

    The Love Guru starring Andre McGee
    Sex and The City
    That’s My Boy starring Andre McGee and Rick Pitino
    Dirty Grandpa starring Rick Pitino
    The Devil Wears Prada starring Rick Pitino
    The Crying Game
    Scent of A Woman
    Moneyball
    Despicable Me
    As Good As It Gets
    Million Dollar Baby
    Boogie Nights
    Dirty Dancing
    Slumdog Millionaire
    True Lies
    Some Like It Hot
    Pretty Woman
    O, Brother Where Art Thou?
    Inglourious Basterds
    Boys Don’t Cry

  9. Luether

    Is there a movie about Kentucky’s point shaving scandal yet?

    1. Booby Petrino

      Poor Luether. Had to go back almost 70 years to attempt a dig at UK. Meanwhile, we’re laughing that your 2013 banner is coming down. If you’re witty enough, go ahead and make that movie poster about UK point shaving. Share it on Card Chronicle. Maybe it will ease your butthurt a bit. Meanwhile, I’m grabbing my popcorn for the banner removal watch party.

    2. Mathlete

      Here ya go Luether, seems like you might need this…

      https://www.talkspace.com/

    3. theWilkman

      You got us! A point shaving scandal when none of us were alive makes forcing prostitutes on 16 year olds perfectly ok! I’m glad we cleared that up.

    4. runningunnin.454

      The point shaving was a matter of mobsters getting to a couple of kids; it came from without…UL’s mess came from within….see the difference?
      We have a long way to go to catch up with Hooker U.

  10. playmorezeppelin

    A+

  11. CPACAT

    Way to keep it fresh Luether, it’s only been 66 years since that happened… got any hip digs about Teapot Dome or Tammany Hall?

    However 66 years is only 35 years longer than UoLoLs last NCAA National Championship, so there’s that….

  12. Good Times

    Cardskank Redemption?

  13. Ridge Runner

    Great stuff!

  14. Angelo

    Brilliant work Franklin!! You should freelance for Greg Gutfeld at Fox News. And make fun of leftist socialists.

    1. UK Big Board Update

      Why would Drew wanna do that? He’s not a paranoid, delusional idiot who follows blindly like hes in a cult….

  15. WizardWCN

    no Dumb and Dumber

  16. TeddyBluegrass

    The Squirt Locker

  17. TeddyBluegrass

    How I Met Your Madame

  18. TeddyBluegrass

    Pimps Up, L’s Down

  19. TeddyBluegrass

    How to Lose a National Championship in 45 days