A Louisville man was arrested last night when he “inappropriately disrupted a Bingo game,” says WHAS news. According to LMPD, Deharra Waters ran through the Bingo hall with his pants down screaming “Bingo,” which is highly inappropriate in most, maybe in all, Bingo halls across America. Waters was charged with alcohol intoxication and indecent exposure, but the report does not confirm whether or not he did indeed have all four corners covered, a Bingo in the pattern being played at the time.
Being the amateur investigative journalist that I am, I dove a little deeper into the mystery that is Deharra Waters and found two reasonable explanations that would encourage him to behave in such a manner.
For starters, he is a Louisville fan and Louisville fans do things us reasonable, level-headed, law-abiding people wouldn’t do.
Then there is the most telling piece of information on Waters: he has YOLO tattooed on his knuckles…
You only live once, kids.
And you don’t get a Bingo often, so don’t hold back whenever you do.