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Kentucky Teacher Protest Blamed For Recent Cincinnati Reds Slump


Editor’s Note: The following was written by Harold Leeder, editor-in-chief of The New Circle Circular, Lexington’s #1 source of fake news you can’t count on.

In Kentucky, recent teacher protests have already caused many many people to lose their jobs across the commonwealth, the effects of which might have extended to the Cincinnati Reds clubhouse.

Cincinnati Reds equipment manager Griswold “Mitt” Bevin has recently found himself in hot water with certain media outlets as he has had no issue blaming the team’s most recent slump on Kentucky’s educators. During Monday’s post-game hot tub with reporters, he pointed out that teachers returned to work on the same day the Reds managed to end an 8 game losing streak, “Coincidence? I think not.”

Mitt continued, “Look the way we’ve been playing recently it’s hard to say there’s one root cause, after all, I’m no gardener. However, I can tell you that if you take one look around you can tell someone poisoned the morale in the locker room. And I’m not gonna name names, but I guarantee that someone was a teacher.”

“Someone should fire all of the Reds board members and replace them with friends of a Governor,” said one Governor who asked to remain nameless during an interview we had earlier today in Frankfort, Kentucky. “I think we just need some new leadership, if players and coaches haven’t lost their jobs already, maybe people will remember in November.”

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12 responses to “Kentucky Teacher Protest Blamed For Recent Cincinnati Reds Slump”

  1. Rabbi Li

    Public education in this country is indoctrination now.

    They use to teach you how to think… now they teach you what to think.

    1. nicky

      Yup

    2. JoeMoney333

      I love a good conspiracy theory. What shadow organization is controlling Algebra I?

    3. wildcatengineer

      It is right there in the name, JoeMoney. Al-Gebra. That has to be a terrorist organization.

  2. RajonTheDon9

    Matt Jones and liberals are awful politically. But I’ll continue to take women from MJ so he is forced to settle with Jim Gray behind closed doors. Weirdo.

  3. rlburd2

    If teachers don’t show and school gets cancelled, kids will be left home alone. It’s a fact. The only people who don’t understand this are liberals who stay at home picking up checks on the 1st and 3rd. True facts.

    1. cats646

      Agreed

    2. JoeMoney333

      No one is arguing that fact. The insinuation that it is teachers faults for children getting abused is the part everyone is making fun of. Why stop there? The abusers mother birthed him, fault. The abuser has an employer that paid him, fault. The abused cold had a mother that placed them into this world, mother at fault. If Bevin wasn’t cutting teacher’s and school funding they wouldn’t be protesting, Bevin’s at fault. If ppl didn’t elect Bevin the kids wouldn’t have been home. So obviously Bevin supporters and voters promote child abuse. It’s the only logical conclusion.

  4. TrueBluePhil

    Enough is Enough of this BS political crap. Matt you you are nothing but another POS liberal that wants to reward a school system that is ranked in the in the 40’s of this country. You are a classic Liberal that wants to reward people for sub-par work.

    I am a Kentuckian through and through but I decided to move so my children so they can get a good education. Both my children went to the Number 1 high school in Iowa. Now both of them are working making 6 figure incomes.

    They wouldn’t have had this opportunity if they had went to a school system that fails their students every year because of the Liberals that run the system.

    Get your dam facts straight. Of I forgot Libs don’t use facts they use emotion.

    1. cats646

      Careful now, you might hurt someone’s little feelings.

  5. bhb71

    Came for the triggered conservatives in the comments. Was not disappointed.

  6. loservilletard

    please don’t post this crap on KSR, if anyone wanted to read this garbage, they would go to his site.