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Katina Powell just dropped a line that I don’t think any of us can forget


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Katina Powell is currently being interviewed by Matt, but there’s one moment that requires immediate attention. While discussing the mysterious “Coach Mike” that took over control of the parties at Minardi Hall after Andre McGee left Louisville for the University of Missouri–Kansas City, Katina Powell dropped a line that I don’t think any of us can un-hear. The language is NSFW or kids, so I’m putting it under the jump.

STAY AWAY KIDS!

Powell says she only spoke to Coach Mike, and never saw him face-to-face, but he had very…interesting demands for the parties.

Katina Powell: “He was just telling me the type of girls that he wanted. He wanted white girls with big butts and big breasts and girls that could squirt to the ceiling and you know, things like that—”

Matt Jones: “Let’s be careful about that –”

Katina Powell: “I am soooo sorry. Yeah, those type of things.”

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

33 responses to “Katina Powell just dropped a line that I don’t think any of us can forget”

  1. kvltclassic

    I laughed out loud at work, luckily they were doing a fire alarm test.

    1. AllBlueAllDay

      I laughed so hard I squirted to the ceiling. That made my day so so much better.

    2. AllBlueAllDay

      Andre “hey it’s about squirty thirty, let’s call up katina!”

  2. Booby Petrino

    My coworkers and I laughed so hard when she said that I’m pretty sure people in the other building heard us!

  3. nptodd

    I feel bad that Tyler had to write this. Where are Nick or Drew?

    1. Dickbutt

      They’re busy squirting to the ceiling.

    2. Rixter

      She didn’t seem to mind.

    3. KentuckyBoy

      She does write for what is predominantly a audience of men. She knows how gross we are by now, I’m sure. Sorry Tyler.

    4. KentuckyBoy

      an*

  4. empiremaker

    no comment.

  5. psuegobigblue

    Unfortunately, we will never be able to un-hear that!

  6. eyebleedblue

    To the ceilin, for 15 seconds? I’m dying over here. How bad do we want coach ‘Mike’ to be slick rick?

    1. Rixter

      OMG, wouldn’t that be better than your daughter’s wedding? To find out that ‘coach Mike’ was actually 3-Stacks? Too good to hope for!

    2. Sentient Third Eye

      Pitino chooses this day of all days to go on “Mike and Mike”. Was that his conscience trying to confess?

  7. scwhite9

    Good job, Matt Jones. You did a great job; but, I think she was very credible. I am glad you did not talk down to her or did not try to make her the bad guy.

    1. Sentient Third Eye

      She didn’t seem to be knowledgeble about parts of her book that Matt asked about, but we knew that she told her story to Nick Cady and he did all the actual writing. Her story itself is quite credible.

  8. empiremaker

    i didn’t expect bodily fluids to be part of the conversation.

    1. Sentient Third Eye

      If any squirting was going to get mentioned on KSR, I figured it would be about the bloody squirts after eating at Chipotle. Not this…

    2. Rixter

      No, but aren’t you glad it was?

  9. empiremaker

    good job on the interview.

  10. camara40

    Throwboy Tees’ newest slogan!

  11. Jeremy D

    Don’t we all Katrina….

  12. FartsInGayBars

    I think I need to change my handle after this….

  13. Neal Orac

    “Squirt to the ceiling” and “I did, down my leg.”

    UL is the gift that gives giving. Up and down.

  14. RealCatsFan

    Louisville Basketball – going from dribbling down their legs to squirting to the ceiling in just 8 years!

  15. Sentient Third Eye

    Show’s over! Off to the shower for Matt! Scrub the insides of those ears extra hard!

  16. Rixter

    All of you realize, when Ricky 3-stacks leaves, he takes a LOT of the U of L humor with him?

    I say LONG LIVE Ricky P!!

  17. Leonard Blush

    That was good Radio!

  18. francisdamfking

    Funny, thats exactly what i look for in a woman

  19. Crushgroove

    Do not lose sight of the irony that is The Afternoon Underdogs using “Gold on the Ceiling” by The Black Keys as their lead-in music.

  20. Undeniable

    Terribly embarrassing for UofL. I don’t feel as though this should be treated with any sort of moral ambiguity though. The UofL ‘faithful’ want to turn this into an ‘infraction’ but let no one forget what this ‘infraction’ is. This isn’t helping a player get better grades. It’s not about paying a player. It’s not even about giving them a car to drive around in. This is… utter debauchery, morally bereft. This is about providing sexual favors to young men – some of whom are too young to even be registered for the draft – in exchange for basketball success. As far as I am aware, there is no equivalent to this, no precedent. This is ‘lack of institutional control’ on a gutter-filth level. This is a situation where students and student-athletes alike were placed in harm’s way (whether they knew it or not… STD’s) and paying hordes of criminals to effectively turn Minardi Hall into a Brothel. Any UofL fan who isn’t both outraged and enraged by this isn’t a fan of UofL, they are a fan of winning-at-all-costs devoid of moral compass. Rather a true UofL fan must expect all heads to roll. Anything less is an injustice. This isn’t just an NCAA infraction, this is illegal. This is Prostitution, Solicitation… There is no justice served if any of the men who are tasked with keeping students and student-athletes safe and out of harm’s way keep their jobs. A true UofL fan shouldn’t even want those banners. They represent the biggest black mark for any school, ever.

  21. the ghost of Bill Hicks

    Squirty Birds…..

  22. constantinexi

    Wow… But it is kinda creepy Tyler had to be the one to post this…