Everyone seemed to enjoy Big Blue Madness, which is nice, but I can’t get excited about basketball after the witchcraft I witnessed earlier in the night.
You know what I’m talking about: that sorcerer dressed as a UK cheerleader. It is trying to disguise itself as a human being named Josh Marsh but that is no human being. Human beings can’t do stuff like this:
— Kentucky Athletics (@UKAthletics) October 12, 2018
— shonda rhimes (@shondarhimes) October 12, 2018
You will not — no, you CANNOT — convince me Josh Marsh is of this planet. He is from another world we have yet to discover outside of the Avengers movies. I got a C+ in high school physics so I know gravity does not allow us regular human people to do extraordinary things like that and I’m a little bit concerned that everyone in Rupp Arena was applauding when we clearly have this wizard living and breathing amongst us.
Just look at this and tell me how the hell it is possible:
You can’t fool me, Josh Marsh.
But I do think you should’ve been in the dunk contest.