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Danville man claims casino kicked him out for pooping his pants

A Danville, Kentucky resident says security at JACK Casino in Cincinnati accused him of pooping his pants and forced him to leave.

On Wednesday morning, Tyler, who declined to share his last name, went to JACK Casino to participate in a Texas Hold’Em contest and was asked to leave because of a stain on his pants. A casino spokesperson said that Tyler went to the bathroom and three customers saw him throw out his underwear and complained that he smelled. The casino insists they have visual evidence, but aren’t allowed to release it without a court order.

Tyler claims that he did not poop his pants and that the casino really wanted him to leave because he had already won $2,000 and they didn’t want him to win any more. He even shared a picture of his shorts as evidence (although, if he had already thrown his underwear away as the casino alleges, what would that prove?).

Sounds like he really needed a pair of these:

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11 responses to “Danville man claims casino kicked him out for pooping his pants”

  1. Catcasey1

    I would have kick him out to

  2. Luether

    Typical garden variety RepubliCANT…

    1. Booby Petrino

      troll so hard. someone needs attention.

    2. Luether

      Typical garden variety DemocRat…

  3. Mathlete

    Casinos make $2,000 every minute, so I doubt they cared about the money.

    1. TBW3011

      Not to mention he was playing Hold’em, so the casino wasn’t losing anything. The 2k he had won was from other customers pockets.

    2. Mathlete

      True story, didn’t notice that he was at the Hold Em table. If you’re only up $2,000 there, you’re probably not playing at a high stakes table where the people the casino actually cares about are playing

  4. Sentient Third Eye

    Just curious, does KSR have any official guidelines concerning use of language by the writers? When the subject matter here turns scatological (as it seems to about every week or so for some reason), sometimes we get “poop” or “crap” (and occasionally even a “since this is a family-friendly site” type disclaimer) and other times we get “shit” (mostly but not exclusively Drew). Just curious.

    1. KYcats11

      I don’t care about the use of words, kids hear that all the time. But the sex crap unless it’s directly related to college sports aka louisville, needs to stop

    2. Sentient Third Eye

      I’m not complaining about the content so much as wondering about the inner workings of KSR. Most magazines have style guides that dictate even the choice of non-curse words (things like saying “migrant” rather than “illegal alien”). I was just wondering if there are any criteria KSR columns have to meet

    3. monstermash1

      “University of Kentucky Basketball, Football, and Recruiting news brought to you in the most ridiculous manner possible.” I failed to find the “family-friendly site” mentioned anywhere.