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Briscoe Slipping On Wet Spot Proves We Are Living In Trump’s America


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Editor’s Note: The following was written by Harold Leeder, editor-in-chief of The New Circle Circular, Lexington’s #1 source of fake news you can’t count on.

During the game against Vanderbilt last night Isiah Briscoe slipped on a wet spot on the court and narrowly avoided injury. The incident drew the ire of the Kentucky coaching staff during and after the game. “Welcome to Trump’s America,” said John Calipari to start off his post game press conference last night. The Kentucky Coach was upset after the second incident in two games in which a wet spot on the floor has caused a broughaha. “There should not be wet spots like this all over the place, this isn’t the ceiling at Minardi Hall for heaven’s sake,” the coach ranted.

“This is just how it’s going to be now I guess,” said Assistant Coach Kenny Payne. “We’re all going to have to deal with slick spots in our path.” Coach Payne did note however that we could all learn from Isiah Briscoe. “The way that kid overcame the security hazards and slip ups to pull us to victory, inspiring.”

Calipari ended his rant on the situation saying only “nothing gold can stay when the managers do their job.”

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Article written by Harold Leeder

4 responses to “Briscoe Slipping On Wet Spot Proves We Are Living In Trump’s America”

  1. EdC

    Let me guess. Written by same guy who wrote the stupid David Bowie piece.

  2. secrick

    Please no Trump stuff on here. I could care less what Cal thinks about Trump or you either.

  3. Megan

    Oh please, get a sense of humor. This wasn’t very funny, but take it for the light-hearted attempt it is.

    Stop being stereotypes.

  4. loservilletard

    the person that needs a sense of humor is the idiot that wrote the story. It is not funny, not entertaining, and has not place on a sports site. Please remove immediately and do not put anything else from this idiot on the site.