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Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

34 responses to “Are the gates of hell opening up in Louisville?”

  1. Ridge Runner

    Save the zoo animals first! UL fans when ya get around to it.

    1. StayBlue

      For sure, Ridge.

    2. weneedpitino

      Haha that’s a good one. Go cats!!

    3. Skooms


    4. catsarerunnin


  2. nicky

    Gold commentary Drew! 🙂

    1. Kat4Life

      Agreed. Silky prose

  3. michaelb

    Louisville is where lucifer landed when he was cast out of heaven . Looks like the butthole of the universe literally heh

    1. BigolBlue

      Some parts. Have you driven through all of ky? White trash and trailers. Atleast parts of Louisville are nice.

    2. notFromhere

      Driven through most of the US. Every state has trailers and trash of all colors, an some of them drive Mercedes, Lexus and BMW. You cant tell trash just by lookin

  4. 4everUKblue

    Now if we could also get this to happen in Lawrence, KS, Durham and and Chapel Hill NC, we would be well on our way to cleaning up college basketball.

  5. Ridge Runner

    Mammoth Cave stretching northward is a better explanation than a sink hole. Heck, every state has sink holes. MUHAHAHA

    1. Ridge Runner

      I mean umm… if Drew’s explanation doesn’t pan out and all.

  6. minton22

    Oh, that’s just Katina Powell.

    1. ClutchCargo

      So you’re saying somebody needs to rescue a bunch of UofL basketball players and recruits?

    2. minton22

      Too late for that. I’d say they are gone into the abyss forever.

    3. RealCatsFan

      Dat is one big Ho.

  7. weneedpitino

    I am so glad that I became a part of the comment section here on Ksr, you all treat me like family. Go cats!!

    1. Realme

      You’re that family member we all just CAN’T WAIT to see at the family holiday gatherings.

    2. weneedpitino

      I am a very fun guy to be around, I’ve never met a soul that didn’t like me. Go cats!!

    3. Skooms


    4. TimWillett

      We need pittino… You are a douchebag. No one likes you and what’s worse is people think we’re the same person. Get off this site. You suck. Go to North Carolina or Duke or anywhere but here. We have plenty of fans. I’m sure UNC would love an idiot like you to post comments on their site. You have too much time on your hands and I’m sure you’ve never had a girlfriend. Peace. Moron.

    5. catsarerunnin

      Don’t offend the morons by calling Slater a moron.

    6. makeitstop

      Willett do u wear a sock puppet and talk to urself (weenee) as u post?

    7. weneedpitino

      Tim Tim tim, chill out bro. We are one big happy wildcat family, just calm down. So you remember how I told you about my license plates earlier today? Well I went to the mall today and had a custom one made today. And ok are you ready for this, it says make bbn great again. Go cats!!

  8. secrick

    Dam Drew you hit the nail on the head.

  9. RealCatsFan

    Sinkhole is about three weeks late and about 10 miles away from where is should have opened – under the court of the YUM Center on 2/12/19. 😀

  10. walden

    Those dead llamas must have been some sort of demonic sacrifice. Story continues to develop.

  11. Bill the Cat

    sink hoe? Is that escort #4 named in the investigative documents. The one that recruits met in the kitchen.

  12. Mathlete

    A river carved the grand canyon in about 16-17 million years. How much fluid had to have been running at UL for this to have formed since Pitino got there??

    1. Matt10

      There’s some disagreement with that theory actually. There was a major cataclysm from asteroid impact about 12,000 years ago that created massive global flooding. Graham Hancock discusses frequently. Very interesting.

  13. Thetruthshallsetbennyfree

    If that is from all the UofL crap it has to be an std spewing fissure.

  14. notFromhere

    Its just Pitino pulling strings from greece

  15. notFromhere

    Does this mean UK will FINALLY be getting that in campus arena, Coach Pitiny