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Mark Stoops will be on the next Keeneland Maker’s Mark bottle


Photo @Beisner_cn2

Photo @Beisner_cn2

According to Thomas Beisner, Mark Stoops will be the next Keeneland Maker’s Mark bottle soon. Beis posted this rendering of the bottle on Twitter earlier today.

What will they do when we win a bowl game? Stoops bourbon barrels?

UPDATE: A better view of the label, from @janetpattonhl…

Photo @janetpattonhl

Photo @janetpattonhl

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR.

33 responses to “Mark Stoops will be on the next Keeneland Maker’s Mark bottle”

  1. Poop's Troops

    Remember when many in the BBN said that Charlie Strong hadn’t done enough to be on a Makers bottle? Hmmmmm.

    1. Reality Sux For the Ville

      No one cares about Louisville or their teams.
      Sour grapes I know because no matter how well your teams do…
      They are still little brother.

    2. Rei

      Had he cheated on his wife, I imagine they would have put him on the next one.

    3. TrollSoHard

      the trolls are landing the number 1 comment spot these days. love us or hate us, it’s still an obsession.

    4. One last time

      I like to come on KSR every now and then and read up on some of the comments. Very rarely will I ever comment but I noticed a trend lately. I’ve noticed there are a whole lot of UL fans that visit KSR and leave comments. Sometimes it’s obvious they’re UL fans by the thick sarcasim and sometimes they proudly announce their allegiance.

      At what point in your life would you make a concious decision to visit a rivals website? How bad is your life that you would get enjoyment out of this? Maybe it’s just a collection of bad circumstances in life that forced you to hit rock bottom. I’m not here to persecute you but you need help. Coming on this website to bash a rival isn’t going to help your mental state or curcumstances. Seek professional help before it’s too late. Remember, it’s only a game. It has zero value on real life issues.

      We’ll continue to remember you UL fans in our prayers. I hope you seek professional help, not only for your sake but for the sake of others around you that care about you. Go out and get a job or join a charity to take your mind off of what UK athletics are or aren’t doing. Better yet, quit living your life through a bunch of kids. It’s going to get better but you first need to seek help. We’re pulling for you.

  2. Not a UL Fan

    A 2-10 coach is being idolized. LOL. Keep up the good work Kentucky.

    1. TrollSoHard

      your name sure is convincing. keep up the trolling.

    2. One last time (x2)

      I like to come on KSR every now and then and read up on some of the comments. Very rarely will I ever comment but I noticed a trend lately. I’ve noticed there are a whole lot of UL fans that visit KSR and leave comments. Sometimes it’s obvious they’re UL fans by the thick sarcasim and sometimes they proudly announce their allegiance.

      At what point in your life would you make a concious decision to visit a rivals website? How bad is your life that you would get enjoyment out of this? Maybe it’s just a collection of bad circumstances in life that forced you to hit rock bottom. I’m not here to persecute you but you need help. Coming on this website to bash a rival isn’t going to help your mental state or curcumstances. Seek professional help before it’s too late. Remember, it’s only a game. It has zero value on real life issues.

      We’ll continue to remember you UL fans in our prayers. I hope you seek professional help, not only for your sake but for the sake of others around you that care about you. Go out and get a job or join a charity to take your mind off of what UK athletics are or aren’t doing. Better yet, quit living your life through a bunch of kids. It’s going to get better but you first need to seek help. We’re pulling for you.

    3. Not A UL fan

      “At what point in your life would you make a concious decision to visit a rivals website?” Well, first off you spelled conscious wrong, but I digress. I’m a Hilltopper, you know the best team in Kentucky. The team from Bowling Green that has the second most SEC wins (2) in the State only behind UL’s 3 wins, in the last 2 years. I come here because it’s easy to get you hillbilly UK fans all riled up. You act like your team doesn’t suck and get mad when someone points out your reality.

  3. The anti cat

    Who is next, Johnny short on a bottle?

  4. JMF

    The UK football coach on the bottle…at a basketball game

    1. Laker Cat 18

      I thought that same thing,

  5. wldctky

    why?

  6. Reality Sux For the Ville

    The reality is that no matter how well UL does at ANY sport….
    NO ONE CARES outside of Louisville.

    1. jimbob

      But EVERYONE cares about Kentucky Football ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY!! STOOPS TROOPS!

  7. mocha

    worst photoshop. ever.

  8. lolcats

    Good Job Guys. Keep up the great work on the football field.

  9. L1C5

    lol at all the Louisville fans here. You’re outnumbering the UK fans. Careful, we might just think you love us if you can’t leave us alone. Or maybe you’re just stalkers.

  10. Bobby Petrino

    When my bottle comes out, will they use the road rash picture?

    1. Dude

      That’s the only way the rest of the world will recognize him. No one outside of Loserville gives a sh*t about Loserville.

  11. Honky Kong

    “Y” Not ?!

  12. Sharieff Rhaheed-Muhammad

    I want to be the first player to be on a bottle. And I want my cousin to be on the bottle with me. I love her.

  13. Ukfan

    There is a reason that Cardinal Fans come on here and bash Coach Stoops. They know he will be successful and they are envious.

    1. 2 and 10

      No doubt.

    2. Hilltopper

      Yep. That’s it. Nailed it. LOL. I can’t wait to repost these when UK fires Stoops in another year or two.

  14. touchdownky

    they will looks better when empty

  15. Delk for 3

    You haters can hate on Stoops all you want, but you will be proven wrong and I’m fully confident of his eventual success at UK. I understand the game of college football and clearly saw improvement across the board for UK last season with a team that had as little talent as any squad in a major conference. Louisville fans can laugh and carry on, but the truth is that Stoops gave the Cards a hell of a game while the talent gap was as wide as the Grand Canyon. Just wait until this talent starts to filter in at UK and then begin to watch it and weep as the Cats rise to a Top 25 team as soon as the fall of 2015.

  16. Billy Ray

    I knew when Stoops beat WKU he was the man for the job.

    1. Bubba

      Yeah, that was a huge win for….wait a minute. LOL.

  17. The 'Nator

    I think the bottle looks very cool, but I won’t be buying any more of these commemorative bottles: don’t forget that the Samuels family are big UofL fans–like actively cheering for the Cards, in addition to donating big $ to UofL. They only make these UK bottles because they outsell UofL bottles 100 to 1. I don’t blame them for doing that, but I don’t have to buy it.

  18. paducahfan

    Did the Nature Boy write on the label?

  19. Rise

    Who wants to drink that Japanese crap? Woodford Reserve is where it’s at.

  20. Todd

    Markers mark bottles are silly. Who cares.