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LSU’s Emmitt Williams’ short shorts make their Rupp Arena debut tomorrow


Who wears short shorts? LSU’s Emmitt Williams wears short shorts. The LSU freshman has become an internet sensation in recent weeks for his rolled up shorts, which will make their Rupp Arena debut tomorrow night.

Short shorts are a trend in college basketball this season, but no one hitches them up higher than Williams, a 6’7″ freshman who averages 7.8 points and 5.8 rebounds per game. They make Brad Calipari’s tucked in shorts look like capris:

Why does Williams wear them like that? To show off a new tattoo of his favorite Nickelodeon cartoon characters and rapper Kodak Black.

Also, he thinks he has nice legs:

The SEC Network even did a feature on Williams’ shorts, which included Dane Bradshaw showing off his thighs, a sight I’m not sure I can ever unsee:

Short shorts aren’t Williams’ only move. He also has started doing this dance in recent games:

There will be none of that tomorrow night.

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

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31 responses to “LSU’s Emmitt Williams’ short shorts make their Rupp Arena debut tomorrow”

  1. Mc12

    My prediction is he picks up 2 loose ball fouls but hopefully doesn’t commit any hard fouls

    1. StillBP


    2. 4everUKblue

      Think he’ll be able to penetrate?

    3. RealCatsFan

      Balls are likely to bouncing all around his area of the court.

    4. KYjellyRoll


    5. catsarerunnin

      I predict he will only dribble.

    6. runningunnin.454

      This is not football; remember, you can’t kick the balls.

  2. Bobbum Man

    Sorry but wearing short shorts and being different isn’t gonna get you to the next level lol

  3. Wade

    This will be a tough game we struggle with athletes and lsu has plenty! If we don’t play a complete game it will be tough but I think Reid pj ej and nick all contribute!

    1. henderblue

      Statement game coming tomorrow night. We will pound them

  4. bigbluebanana

    Edwards committed to Georgia.

    1. Alex90

      Just another day in the life of a sad troll

    2. bigbluebanana

      Alex, I’m far from a troll buddy. I just didn’t see it anywhere on here.

    3. Kentuckybbnfan01

      People knew to this site won’t realize how much you have taking up for this team while bigolblue and others have hated banana is one of the loyal fans

    4. catsarerunnin

      I’m not very “knew” but I knew the banana isn’t a troll but BigolBlew/Slater is. Plus he’s a tool.

    5. bigbluebanana

      Tyler, I know you’re salty since bulk of your readers came at you and Nick Roush for manufacturing clicks, but if you knew anything about the state of the KSR app these days, many responses do not get posted where they are intended to go. But I’m flattered this is twice now you’ve cane at me full of salt. No one on here takes up for UK, or your site, or your personal writings more than I do. But please, keep alienating your base.

    6. 4everUKblue

      If you kept up on here you’d know that banana is not a troll.

    7. Headhurts

      Cards gonna make the tourney this year? I see more losses on the horizon. LOL # littlebro

    8. runningunnin.454

      Emmitt and Edwards have a lot in common; they”ll both be big men on campus, right after a quarterback, a couple of running backs, a couple of receivers, a couple of linebackers, a tight end, a punter, and a field goal kicker.

    9. RealCatsFan

      Headhurts, Louisville will make the tourney because they have a couple of good wins – particularly the UNCheat win. Unless they completely implode down the stretch. They will probably end up in the 4-6 range of seeding.

    10. RealCatsFan

      rg, at least Emmitt will have a chance to sniff the NCAA Tournament. The odds that Edwards gets to play in the Dance are slim and none. But he might get some good mouth kissing lessons to use on the ladies. 🙂

    11. RealCatsFan

      BBbanana, I would ditch the app and just bring the site up in a browser. And you might be able to use some ad blocking software to filter those down.

    12. 4everUKblue

      Use adblock plus then search adblock plus for subscriptions list and add needed filters.

    13. chris gettelfinger is not walking through that door

      BBB, what RCF said. You’ve got to use an ad blocker on your browser, or use a browser called Adblock that has it built in (it’s from the same folks that do the Adblock Plus extension for PC browsers). It’s on ios. I don’t know about Android, but it works really well.

      The KSR app just does not work well, and there were 2 posts this morning about Edwards.

    14. runningunnin.454

      BBBanana is a good guy; true blue.
      RCF, french lessons. Ha ha ha ha.

  5. RealCatsFan

    The look on the face of the white dude standing there as Williams does his happy dance is priceless. 🙂

  6. RealCatsFan

    This game worries me. Even under the legendary (or notorious) Johnny Jones, LSU had a knack for giving us trouble. They always find a way to recruit extremely athletic players, but they get absolutely UP to play the Cats. It’s like the “Everybody’s Superbowl” thing on steroids.

    1. J-Dub421

      I’m not too worried about us overlooking the 19th ranked team in the country.

  7. playmorezeppelin

    Another “look at me” player.

  8. J-Dub421

    I really don’t understand the rolling up and tucking in of the shorts. Just have them hemmed if you want shorter shorts. Duh.