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Lonzo Ball’s girlfriend cuts up his steak for him

It’s well established that Lonzo Ball and his family are an odd bunch, but this latest discovery might take the cake. Lonzo, who will turn 20 later this month, has his girlfriend cut up his steak for him.

Drew tipped us off to the man-card revoking habit during today’s show, and I suffered through 14 minutes of the “Ball in the Family” reality show to find the clip. In it, Lonzo takes his longtime girlfriend Denise out to a nice dinner, and when the steak (cooked medium well, natch) arrives, Lonzo attempts to cut it before his girlfriend interjects and offers to do it for him.

“Need me to cut it?” Denise asks. “Give me your fork. He can’t cut his own steak.”

“She cuts it on a regular basis?” A producer off camera asks.

“Yeah,” Lonzo replies before offering to cut Denise’s steak, hacking into it like a person who never cut a piece of meat in his life.

Denise can’t always be around, so Lonzo has other people in his life to help him eat food. Earlier in the episode, we’re introduced to “DMO,” Lonzo’s trainer, manager, roommate, and — you guessed it — food cutter:

LaVar even takes a shot at Lonzo for it earlier in the episode, quipping, “He’s got people cutting his food up, you think he’s going to put some pictures [up on the wall]?”

You know it’s bad when even LaVar’s making fun of you. Have a laugh at Lonzo’s expense around the 14:40 mark:

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

21 responses to “Lonzo Ball’s girlfriend cuts up his steak for him”

  1. secrick

    Please nothing about the Ball’s. Unless it’s Footballs and Basketballs.

    1. Reuben Cuban

      His girlfriend obviously loves the Balls; you can tell she digs Lonzo because she’s playing with his meat.

  2. DrSayre

    And the Ball family will sue KSR in 3, 2, 1…

  3. Duff86

    Shitty people

  4. MadHatter

    Getting the steak cooked (burnt) to medium well is a way worse offense than that.

  5. quiggs

    This has to be sponsored content… right?

    1. DrSayre

      Well we can comment on this, so no haha

  6. Sticky Ceiling

    True story,
    One time back in 2010ish I was at Outback with the girlfriend, now wife, and B. Knight was eating with Cal and Coach O at the table behind us. Cal and O ordered and then B. Knight followed up with the, “Can I have the steak? Can you cut it up too?”. About 10 minutes later, there came a pipin’ hot sirloin, cut up into little cubes just like your mom would do for you when you were little. I’ll never forget that.

    1. JaredCarterIsMyHomeboy

      What the hell? What the hell is wrong with these people? No wonder Trump won, the world is going f’in crazy.

    2. flibbertigibbet

      I thought you were talking about Bobby Knight for a sec and I was so confused.

    3. Blue Jesus

      Does B. Knight refer to Brandon Knight? I first assumed you meant Bobby Knight and i couldn’t believe they were out eating together (though i want that surprised he ordered his steak cut up!).

  7. Luether

    Wearing a baseball hat in a nice restaurant – classy…

    1. UK Big Board Update

      Paying hookers can have sex with kids – classy…

  8. J-Dub421

    Lonzo’s nanny, I mean girlfriend, also checks for monsters under his bed before tucking him in at night with his binkie and makes sure the night-light is on. She changes his diapers as well.

  9. Rhubarb

    Almost as embarrassing as his jumper.

    1. MadHatter

      Lol true story

  10. JaredCarterIsMyHomeboy

    What the everliving frack?

  11. jackthesnack

    You write the dumbest clumns/reports. None of what is written by you has any kind of content. You hate the Balls but promote them more than anyone on this page or in media. Go on.

    1. catsarerunnin

      jackthehack is upset.

  12. notFromhere

    This is such a sexist article. No one would be talking about a man cutting something for a woman. No one would be talking about her losing her “girl card” if the roles were reversed or he pulled her chair out for her.

    What a bunch of hypocritical crap

  13. HackRichards

    Love keeping up with BBN here, BUT its spewing crap like this that gets you sued. Just stick to the CATS please. In other words Grow up.