The latest iPhone app taking over the internet is FaceApp, a photo filter app that lets you see what you’d look like older, younger, hotter, or even as a member of the opposite sex. Because it’s a relatively slow news day and we probably won’t hear much from the UofL/NCAA meeting until later, I decided to have some fun with the app. For instance, if you’ve ever wondered what Bruce Pearl would look like as a woman, well, you have your answer right at the top of this post. What about…
Bam Adebayo as an old man
We always joke that Bam looks like he’s 40 years old, but that’s what he may look like when he’s 80.
Devin Booker as an old man
Even as an old man, Booker still has a baby face.
Bruce Pearl as a woman, a hottie, and an old man
Female Bruce looks like a lot of people I know.
Rick Pitino as an old(er) man
Basically Rick right now if he didn’t dye his hair.
Rick Pitino as a hottie
So, Rick when he came to Kentucky.
Rick Pitino as a woman
Is it just me, or does he look like a busted Angelina Jolie? This will haunt my dreams.
Matthew Mitchell as an old man
So, essentially, Fred Willard.
This is my favorite…
John Calipari as an old man
Calipari often jokes about how the Kentucky job has aged him and FaceApp verifies that. Check out Cal’s headshot from 2009, his first year at Kentucky, and FaceApp’s old Calipari on the right:
Now, compare FaceApp Old Calipari (left) with Calipari’s 2016 headshot (right):
Pretty spot on.
What about the KSR crew?
Matt Jones as an old man
Looks like time will be pretty kind to our fearless leader.
Drew Franklin as a young man
So, basically, the same Drew Franklin as the one in our masthead. Got it.
Ryan Lemond as an old man
He looks like the nicest grandpa ever.
Nick Roush as an old man
Glad to see Old Man Roush hangs on to that hair. Now, the most disturbing…
Me as a guy
Yikes! It’s like looking at my brother with shorter hair.