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Calipari says the SEC should strive to have 7 teams in the tournament in two years


John Calipari took a break from rehabbing at the beach to attend the SEC Annual Meetings in Destin, and today, told reporters that the SEC’s goal should be to get at least half of their teams in the NCAA Tournament in two years. …Does it count if the league gets three in one year and four the next? Does Kentucky’s second string count? No? Dang.

Cal even cracked a few jokes, telling reporters he told Bruce Pearl to “keep your shirt on” at Auburn. LOL. Both he and Pearl said they want the SEC to be a “cool” and “fun” league to play in to attract better recruits, and Cal added that the SEC Network should show that.

Possible solutions:

  • Have Willie Cauley-Stein redesign every team’s uniforms
  • Shirts vs. Skins Saturday (Not you, Bruce. Yes you, Anthony Grant)
  • Black light basketball
  • Mascot wars at halftime
  • Extra free throws for the other team every time Kevin Stallings whines
  • When ejected from a game, players and coaches must swim in a shark tank for one minute

Your turn.

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

14 responses to “Calipari says the SEC should strive to have 7 teams in the tournament in two years”

  1. Dingbat

    If Bruce Pearl isn’t cool I don’t know what is.

  2. Alamo_CatFan

    Seven Teams?
    – Kentucky
    – Florida
    – Auburn
    – Tennessee
    – Alabama
    – Texas A&M
    – Missouri

    Could happen I guess.

    1. Alamo_CatFan

      Could also throw LSU in there. And Arkansas if they move the SEC tourney to Barnhill.

  3. carrico

    throw oranges at the Vols.

  4. Rick

    Another possible solution…Whenever a player misses a free throw, Russdiculous takes the first shot on the next one and one.
    That’s kind of creeping me, Dingbat.

    1. Rick

      If that’s cool, I’m Frosty The Snowman.

  5. Uhhhhh

    Calipari should be more concerned about winning SEC road games than how many teams get in the tourney.

  6. Tinfoil Hat

    Give every player theme music, and have a heavyset man carrying a massive 1980s boombox follow the player around all day blasting the music. If anyone has seen the old movie “I’m Gonna Get You Sucka,” I’m advocating something like Bernie Casey’s posse. Extra points if you replace the guy with a boombox with a string ensemble.

  7. great idea

    have students put their names in a box and at halftime draw out ten names to play 5 on 5 by 1s and 2s to 10. Winning team gets to take turns wheelbarrowing Aaron Harrison’s sack around campus to and fro class the following week.

  8. Ryan Gosling

    Tyler, your jokes are so funny

  9. Ryan Gosling

    Wait…no, no, they’re not

  10. Cats by triple digits

    That is the worst post I have ever read on KSR

  11. I change my name

    (Insert derogatory comment about post)
    [change name to act like I’m someone else]
    (Insert same derogatory comment and/or agree with my previous comment)

    Seriously, though. We should do like Semi-Pro and have Matt wrestle a bear. We could also have a Megabowl and have Kroger give away a giant check that says $10,000.

  12. Big Mouth REX

    Ice cold beer!