[Moderated by Matt Jones]


Tayshuan: I am tired of these Beisner gas prices. With Bryan the Intern as Favorite Blogger, I will have more than enough money in my 50 million dollar contract to afford gas for my guzzler SUV.
If you would like to advertise your product or place of work, even a date with yourself, then email me at bryan.hash@wku.edu.
As you look at the updated standings below, you have to think a couple things:
(1) Beisner either has created alot of screen names or his buddies just sit in front of the computer all day voting for him and doing other unmentionable things. I say the latter.
(2) For being the man who created the blog, Matt sure doesnt have much support, sitting in 4th and dropping.
(3) I never knew mispelling so many words led you all to hate me so much. It’s all good though, cause I hate you too. No, seriously.
Beisner: 32 votes (40%)
Mosley: 17 votes (21.2%)
Tomlin: 10 votes (12.5%)
Matt Jones: 9 votes (11.2%)
Evan Hilbert: 5 votes (6.2%)
Fake Gimel Martinez: 4 votes (5%)
BTI: 2 votes (2.5%)
Bobby Perry: 1 vote (1.2%)
Courier-Journal report from the Gillispie practice yesterday (not nearly as good as the Matt Jones report will be)
Randall Cobb trying to stay cool coming into first start
Boston Hearld article about Rondo’s hunger to improve (Thanks to William for sending this link)
Hayes with 7 boards in Rockets big win last night
Lakers agree to remain dominant for next 4 years
Photo gallery of fairly good looking Phillies fans (despite the fact they are now on the list of annoying fanbases, along with Duke basketball and Texas anything)
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October 31st, 2008 at 10:14 am
haha
October 31st, 2008 at 10:16 am
Tomlin.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:17 am
“…led you all the hate me so much.”
October 31st, 2008 at 10:17 am
“latter,” not “later”
October 31st, 2008 at 10:20 am
http://collegebasketball.rivals.com/photofeature.asp?fid=25472
Rival’s Top 10 Scariest Players in America. Pat checks in at #6.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:22 am
Evan…again.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:25 am
Tomlin
October 31st, 2008 at 10:26 am
Bryan how have I slacked so much? Here’s a vote for you!
October 31st, 2008 at 10:30 am
Beisner supporters: This election is not yet over and BTI has already promised over Facebook to sabotage me. We need every vote. Where are you WildBlue? Nosebreaker? Carolina Blue is past tense…yeah you know.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:31 am
Tomlin. His report from Beijing was his defining post.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:37 am
I’m looking forward to this UK season more than I have for years. Feels nice to be excited again.
Is Andrew Bynum that good? I dont think he’s played enough games to determine that. Plus he’s goofy.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:38 am
a Vote for Bryan. No way the fake gimel should be ahead of you.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:39 am
Well BTI Evan promised to heap many lavish things upon me including but not limited to Tobacco,Bourbon and ocassionally weed. What goodies can you promise?
October 31st, 2008 at 10:40 am
Stick to the plan, 7isntenuf. Listen to Beisner and BTI stump. You know where I stand.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:43 am
miller is likely only starting bc of harris’ injury
October 31st, 2008 at 10:43 am
don’t worry Evan, I don’t think these guys are capable of such blatant bribery. They are still taking notes from ACORN.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:45 am
BTI… I will throw you a bone.
“Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really don’t like you.” =)
October 31st, 2008 at 10:46 am
TFGM gets my vote.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:48 am
I reach across the isle and vote for Matt Jones.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:48 am
I believe BTI should get ALL the votes today, due to the fact that he is becoming desparate and stalking Tayshaun Prince at gas stations, of all places.
Got any photos of him eating, and possibly one of him in the toilet?
I <3 Tayshaun Prince.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:49 am
Matt Jones and his hair!
October 31st, 2008 at 10:49 am
Friends, when the time comes and you’re having a rough day, who can you count on to deliver a post that is informative AND entertaining in the most ridiculous manner possible?
Friends, Thomas Beisner has only been writing on KSR for a few months. He simply does not have the experience to write zany comedy that is informative and makes you think, as well as including references vague early ’90s TV theme songs.
Friends, we need a blogger that is willing to Know Your Enemy and follow him to the gates of hell.
Friends, we need Mosley.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:50 am
On the day that Beisner brought us Vanilla Ice, I must cast another vote for him.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:51 am
Does TFGM even meet citizenship/residency requirements? He’s been writing for the site for like a month. By your rules, I should be able to vote for the Governator in ‘12.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:51 am
I promised Jones that if he got my password reset that I would change my vote from Beisner to Jones. Since I figured it out on my own do I still have to change my vote? This is risky but I still vote for Beisner! Now if he can get me GoCats back instead of this “GoCats2″ crap I may reconsider.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:53 am
By the way did anyone notice that Jarvis Varnado picture in the scariest countdown? He is laying on top of Sheray, I am sure that was not a foul but a block in that game.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:55 am
MOS-LEY MOS-LEY MOS-LEY
Si es puede!
October 31st, 2008 at 10:57 am
25) Jones is notorious for making the “Password Promise” I waited for him to get mine reset for Almost 6 months. I couldn’t take it. I had to re-register with an e-mail from Jenna Jameson’s server as I had already used every hotmail, yahoo,gmail,aol et. al., to register.
A VOTE FOR EVAN IS A VOTE FOR VICES!
October 31st, 2008 at 10:59 am
(this selfless propaganda promotion surely deserves a bottle of Booker’s on this all hallows eve. And if I pull it off I expect Pappy Van Winkles!)
October 31st, 2008 at 11:00 am
I throw my vote to Bryan the Intern, because he gives me something to read every morning on my ipod touch while im supposed to be paying attention in class…
October 31st, 2008 at 11:00 am
mosley again
October 31st, 2008 at 11:00 am
27–I think it’s supposed to be “Si se puede,” though it’s been a while since that Spanish 202 class at UK.
Don’t you have room for a Spanish-English dictionary in that hairy, cavernous, lint-filled belly button?
October 31st, 2008 at 11:00 am
Beisner eats babies.
Vote for Tomlin.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:01 am
Don’t you worry Beisner, I’m here. And are my eyes deceiving me or is the comment box actually fixed?!! Yet another reason to vote Beisner! And we probably shouldn’t have BTI tallying(sp?) these since he’s starting to get hostile.
Another vote for Beisner pease!
October 31st, 2008 at 11:01 am
#28 I hear you! I am now on my 4th e-mail address. I have been banned once(still bitter), and with this latest server change I had to give up my beloved GoCats name. Having GoCats is like the way Ramon Harris scores in practice and having GoCats2 is like the way Ramon Harris scores in actual games.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:02 am
BEISNER.
“Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.”
–Michael Scott
thank you daily Office calendar.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:04 am
What? Matt going to draw this “Best Blogger” election out until he gets the conclusion he wants???????
It’s over, Beisner WINS! (if it isn’t over consider this another vote for Beisner the plumber!)
October 31st, 2008 at 11:05 am
First of all, Mr. Hash, no thank you for your question. It is important that we all recognize the thin-skinned jerks that we are, and you, sir, are a shimmering, translucent example of such a person.
Second of all, Beisner is funny, and you are not. You know that. Your voting record in this contest proves it. You voted for Matt last year, but you are voting for yourself this year. It is also clear from the record that when you do vote, 98% of the time it’s with that loser Matt Jones. So try as you might to separate yourself from the current administration, the fact is that you are really just Matt Jones with a hateful once-a-day post designed to rile up your commenters.
Lastly, hopechangehopechangehopechange Beisner.
Viva la revolucion!
October 31st, 2008 at 11:07 am
i went to HS with BTI, so i vote for him
p.s. did you guys know they’ve started filming the second boondizock sizaints movie?
P.s.s. does that give anyone a stiffy?
October 31st, 2008 at 11:13 am
There is no doubt in my mind that the Lakers and Boston will be in the NBA finals yet again. This time I think the addition of Andrew Bynum(if Healthy) will take the Lakers over the top. They are blowing teams out and will continue all season long. Look for the Lakers to have the best record since the Bulls in ‘96 or whatever year that was. Kobe Bryant will be the leagues MVP again.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:16 am
As for the starting lineup this year for the CATS. I would like to see Miller start to add that third scoring punch for the first team. I would like to see Harris with the second team to give the team a much needed spark off the bench with defensive intensity. I think this would serve the CATS better in the long run. I believe that the second team needs a leader like Ramon to help them keep pace in some tough games.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:17 am
#40 You didnt learn your lesson last year? Defense Defense Defense. Kobe plays defense but no one else does. Celtics and Pistons preach team defense so do the Spurs. The Spurs and the Pistons just do not have enough offensively with everyone aging. I am rooting for the Pistons to win it all but I would bet on the Celtics. I do agree that the Lakers are the best in the West.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:19 am
To add to my #40 post. I have never seen a team this hungry and playing with the kind of intensity that the Lakers are early this season. I know they have only played two games, but it looks like their second team could have beat both teams.
GREG ODEN looked horrible against them in the opener. THe lakers defense absolutely smothered the Blazers. I thought Oden would come in and make an immediate impact but it looks like he is still hurting. Even without twisting his ankle he was limping down the court the majority of the time.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:19 am
#32, pull it out (tee hee hee) and you’re correct.
My-o Spanish-o isn’t-o great-o anymore-o
Sorry La Profesora Dean-Thacker…..
October 31st, 2008 at 11:21 am
They do suck at celebrating… “F the Mets?” Really? The Mets? Who cares about the Mets? I also enjoyed watching the people walk in a single file line as they were going through the crowd. Total anarchy.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:23 am
#42 Thats funny. You said Defense Defense Defense and then you said that the Spurs and Pistons do not have enough offense. What killed the Lakers was Physicality. The Celtics were to much for them in the paint. The addition of Bynum if healthy like I stated above IMO will take them over the top. It has been Phil Jackson’s only concern in the off season(defense) and they looked much improved in their opener against the Blazers. They shut the Blazers down. Plus they will score well over 100 in most games. Get ready for the Lakers to win the championship. They will have a tough test to get through Houston or Charlotte who have both improved very much but they will win the WEST and take down the CELTICS(WHO I ADMIRE) in the Finals.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:23 am
I wish Joe C. would have made the team. That sucks….
October 31st, 2008 at 11:25 am
#39 Can’t wait for that. Hope it is comparable to the first. LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! I want to see the new Guy Ritchie movie. Gotta love Guy Ritchie movies.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:26 am
47)Yeah, I meant to say that too! How can you still root for the Kobes when they cut Joe!
October 31st, 2008 at 11:29 am
#21 Charlie Butcher voted for Matt Jones and his hair. You can’t do that, it’s two seperate votes.
I want to vote just for Matt Jones Hair. Please make sure the vote goes for Matt Jones Hair and not Matt Jones.
I wish others would join me in the last minute write in to show that Matt Jones hair is actually what he’s been riding on all along. As a seperate candidate, Matt Jones will go down in defeat to his hair once and for all.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:50 am
If they though Joe would make them better they would have kept him on the team. There is no doubt in my mind that Joe will play for somebody, but you have to remember that he can’t play point, he isn’t a true two guard, and he is way undersized to play the 3 in the NBA. While I think he would have been a great addition to my favorite team in the NBA and would much rather see him playin that SASHA I know he will find a home. It just wasn’t meant to be but he will find a better home for him.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:53 am
Hopefully though they will get a Kentucky player on the roster sometime in the near future. If Liggins turns out to be the player I think he will be he would be perfect for the Lakers. Patterson will be drafted to high and probably Orton as well. Maybe Pilgrim will get on their squad. He would give them a Ronny Turiaf replacement.lol. I don’t know but I woudl love to see a CAT on the team.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:57 am
Mosley please.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:57 am
My brother is a terrible person. No, seriously.
My vote is for the intern. He can’t spell, and his postings are a little too juvenile for my taste, BUT he probably loves his family. Ask Beisner when the last he spent a holiday with his family was…
October 31st, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Ouch, we’ve got the disgruntled brother in on it now. Beisner might be in trouble. =(
October 31st, 2008 at 12:13 pm
jonesin’ for jones
October 31st, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I <3 jones.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I like Matt and that is that. So, count my vote or I’ll knock you flat.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:25 pm
with a bat, like a mat,you will not chat,i’ll wear my hat,my name is hellcat.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:28 pm
59- lol
October 31st, 2008 at 12:39 pm
55, I know it’s tough to tell, but that anger in 54 is fueled purely by estrogen.
And I’m quite frightened to be honest.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:48 pm
#50 great catch. I change my vote to Matt Jones Hair!!!
October 31st, 2008 at 12:58 pm
As many can recall Matt’s real rise to prominence came during Billy G’s initial press conference. I sat watching the live stream online and who asks a question but a young lawyer with incredibly bad hair. Matt was destroyed for the next two days on Catspause becuase of it. So people no more votes for Matt!!! Vote for the real celebrity Matt’s hair!
October 31st, 2008 at 1:00 pm
That’s 2 votes for Matt Jones Hair!
October 31st, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Why isnt there a poll on the home page for this?
October 31st, 2008 at 1:05 pm
because its much more entertaining to do it this way instead of clicking a button.
October 31st, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Why didn’t Beisner’s sister enter the blogger contest?
October 31st, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Speaking of Rondo, people should watch the Bulls vs Celtics game tonight. Rondo vs Rose…I hope Rondo makes him look silly.
October 31st, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Interesting picture of Tayshaun.
BTI, as you usually post the links during my first class every day, I’ll give you the nod.
October 31st, 2008 at 2:47 pm
first class? what happened to the red eyed 8 a.m. biology lectures? You young ‘uns got it made these days.
October 31st, 2008 at 7:56 pm
I’ll vote for Matt this time *despite* his political misgivings.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:23 pm
BEISNER !!!!!!!!
Hes just running out the clock at this point…..*cough* like Obama.
November 1st, 2008 at 2:18 am
Mosley, of course.
November 1st, 2008 at 9:31 am
Sweet! Tay drives what I drive. Jeep Commanders rule.