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October 31, 2008

Bryan the Intern’s Picks to Click

by @ 10:06 am. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

Tayshuan:  I am tired of these Beisner gas prices.  With Bryan the Intern as Favorite Blogger, I will have more than enough money in my 50 million dollar contract to afford gas for my guzzler SUV.

If you would like to advertise your product or place of work, even a date with yourself, then email me at bryan.hash@wku.edu.

As you look at the updated standings below, you have to think a couple things:

(1) Beisner either has created alot of screen names or his buddies just sit in front of the computer all day voting for him and doing other unmentionable things.  I say the latter.

(2) For being the man who created the blog, Matt sure doesnt have much support, sitting in 4th and dropping. 

(3) I never knew mispelling so many words led you all to hate me so much.  It’s all good though, cause I hate you too.  No, seriously.

Beisner: 32 votes (40%)
Mosley: 17 votes (21.2%)
Tomlin: 10 votes (12.5%)
Matt Jones: 9 votes (11.2%)
Evan Hilbert: 5 votes (6.2%)
Fake Gimel Martinez: 4 votes (5%)
BTI: 2 votes (2.5%)
Bobby Perry: 1 vote (1.2%)

Courier-Journal report from the Gillispie practice yesterday (not nearly as good as the Matt Jones report will be)

Randall Cobb trying to stay cool coming into first start

Boston Hearld article about Rondo’s hunger to improve (Thanks to William for sending this link)

Hayes with 7 boards in Rockets big win last night

Lakers agree to remain dominant for next 4 years

Photo gallery of fairly good looking Phillies fans (despite the fact they are now on the list of annoying fanbases, along with Duke basketball and Texas anything)

Phillies fans suck at celebrating

74 Responses to “Bryan the Intern’s Picks to Click”

  1. Rick Says:

    haha

  2. SlickRick48 Says:

    Tomlin.

  3. SlickRick48 Says:

    “…led you all the hate me so much.”

  4. commonwealthambassador Says:

    “latter,” not “later”

  5. kyslug Says:

    http://collegebasketball.rivals.com/photofeature.asp?fid=25472

    Rival’s Top 10 Scariest Players in America. Pat checks in at #6.

  6. Gerald Fitch Says:

    Evan…again.

  7. bluegrass Says:

    Tomlin

  8. Bradicus Says:

    Bryan how have I slacked so much? Here’s a vote for you!

  9. Thomas Beisner Says:

    Beisner supporters: This election is not yet over and BTI has already promised over Facebook to sabotage me. We need every vote. Where are you WildBlue? Nosebreaker? Carolina Blue is past tense…yeah you know.

  10. AppalachianWonder Says:

    Tomlin. His report from Beijing was his defining post.

  11. Phili5 Says:

    I’m looking forward to this UK season more than I have for years. Feels nice to be excited again.

    Is Andrew Bynum that good? I dont think he’s played enough games to determine that. Plus he’s goofy.

  12. ukcats07 Says:

    a Vote for Bryan. No way the fake gimel should be ahead of you.

  13. 7isntenuf Says:

    Well BTI Evan promised to heap many lavish things upon me including but not limited to Tobacco,Bourbon and ocassionally weed. What goodies can you promise?

  14. Evan Hilbert Says:

    Stick to the plan, 7isntenuf. Listen to Beisner and BTI stump. You know where I stand.

  15. flipisatrip Says:

    miller is likely only starting bc of harris’ injury

  16. 7isntenuf Says:

    don’t worry Evan, I don’t think these guys are capable of such blatant bribery. They are still taking notes from ACORN.

  17. RememberTheMember Says:

    BTI… I will throw you a bone.

    “Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really don’t like you.” =)

  18. theheftylefty Says:

    TFGM gets my vote.

  19. gocats012 Says:

    I reach across the isle and vote for Matt Jones.

  20. RememberTheMember Says:

    I believe BTI should get ALL the votes today, due to the fact that he is becoming desparate and stalking Tayshaun Prince at gas stations, of all places.

    Got any photos of him eating, and possibly one of him in the toilet?

    I <3 Tayshaun Prince.

  21. Charley Butcher Says:

    Matt Jones and his hair!

  22. IkeDaddyUK Says:

    Friends, when the time comes and you’re having a rough day, who can you count on to deliver a post that is informative AND entertaining in the most ridiculous manner possible?

    Friends, Thomas Beisner has only been writing on KSR for a few months. He simply does not have the experience to write zany comedy that is informative and makes you think, as well as including references vague early ’90s TV theme songs.

    Friends, we need a blogger that is willing to Know Your Enemy and follow him to the gates of hell.

    Friends, we need Mosley.

  23. nybrasky Says:

    On the day that Beisner brought us Vanilla Ice, I must cast another vote for him.

  24. nybrasky Says:

    Does TFGM even meet citizenship/residency requirements? He’s been writing for the site for like a month. By your rules, I should be able to vote for the Governator in ‘12.

  25. GoCats2 Says:

    I promised Jones that if he got my password reset that I would change my vote from Beisner to Jones. Since I figured it out on my own do I still have to change my vote? This is risky but I still vote for Beisner! Now if he can get me GoCats back instead of this “GoCats2″ crap I may reconsider.

  26. GoCats2 Says:

    By the way did anyone notice that Jarvis Varnado picture in the scariest countdown? He is laying on top of Sheray, I am sure that was not a foul but a block in that game.

  27. macon_volfan Says:

    MOS-LEY MOS-LEY MOS-LEY

    Si es puede!

  28. 7isntenuf Says:

    25) Jones is notorious for making the “Password Promise” I waited for him to get mine reset for Almost 6 months. I couldn’t take it. I had to re-register with an e-mail from Jenna Jameson’s server as I had already used every hotmail, yahoo,gmail,aol et. al., to register.
    A VOTE FOR EVAN IS A VOTE FOR VICES!

  29. 7isntenuf Says:

    (this selfless propaganda promotion surely deserves a bottle of Booker’s on this all hallows eve. And if I pull it off I expect Pappy Van Winkles!)

  30. Tom Says:

    I throw my vote to Bryan the Intern, because he gives me something to read every morning on my ipod touch while im supposed to be paying attention in class…

  31. payne Says:

    mosley again

  32. IkeDaddyUK Says:

    27–I think it’s supposed to be “Si se puede,” though it’s been a while since that Spanish 202 class at UK.

    Don’t you have room for a Spanish-English dictionary in that hairy, cavernous, lint-filled belly button?

  33. bcgscats168 Says:

    Beisner eats babies.

    Vote for Tomlin.

  34. WildBlue Says:

    Don’t you worry Beisner, I’m here. And are my eyes deceiving me or is the comment box actually fixed?!! Yet another reason to vote Beisner! And we probably shouldn’t have BTI tallying(sp?) these since he’s starting to get hostile.

    Another vote for Beisner pease!

  35. GoCats2 Says:

    #28 I hear you! I am now on my 4th e-mail address. I have been banned once(still bitter), and with this latest server change I had to give up my beloved GoCats name. Having GoCats is like the way Ramon Harris scores in practice and having GoCats2 is like the way Ramon Harris scores in actual games.

  36. drewky Says:

    BEISNER.

    “Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.”
    –Michael Scott

    thank you daily Office calendar.

  37. drmarc Says:

    What? Matt going to draw this “Best Blogger” election out until he gets the conclusion he wants???????

    It’s over, Beisner WINS! (if it isn’t over consider this another vote for Beisner the plumber!)

  38. Anything but Gatorade Says:

    First of all, Mr. Hash, no thank you for your question. It is important that we all recognize the thin-skinned jerks that we are, and you, sir, are a shimmering, translucent example of such a person.

    Second of all, Beisner is funny, and you are not. You know that. Your voting record in this contest proves it. You voted for Matt last year, but you are voting for yourself this year. It is also clear from the record that when you do vote, 98% of the time it’s with that loser Matt Jones. So try as you might to separate yourself from the current administration, the fact is that you are really just Matt Jones with a hateful once-a-day post designed to rile up your commenters.

    Lastly, hopechangehopechangehopechange Beisner.

    Viva la revolucion!

  39. deuceinyoeye Says:

    i went to HS with BTI, so i vote for him

    p.s. did you guys know they’ve started filming the second boondizock sizaints movie?

    P.s.s. does that give anyone a stiffy?

  40. MuhlenberCountyCAT Says:

    There is no doubt in my mind that the Lakers and Boston will be in the NBA finals yet again. This time I think the addition of Andrew Bynum(if Healthy) will take the Lakers over the top. They are blowing teams out and will continue all season long. Look for the Lakers to have the best record since the Bulls in ‘96 or whatever year that was. Kobe Bryant will be the leagues MVP again.

  41. MuhlenberCountyCAT Says:

    As for the starting lineup this year for the CATS. I would like to see Miller start to add that third scoring punch for the first team. I would like to see Harris with the second team to give the team a much needed spark off the bench with defensive intensity. I think this would serve the CATS better in the long run. I believe that the second team needs a leader like Ramon to help them keep pace in some tough games.

  42. GoCats2 Says:

    #40 You didnt learn your lesson last year? Defense Defense Defense. Kobe plays defense but no one else does. Celtics and Pistons preach team defense so do the Spurs. The Spurs and the Pistons just do not have enough offensively with everyone aging. I am rooting for the Pistons to win it all but I would bet on the Celtics. I do agree that the Lakers are the best in the West.

  43. MuhlenberCountyCAT Says:

    To add to my #40 post. I have never seen a team this hungry and playing with the kind of intensity that the Lakers are early this season. I know they have only played two games, but it looks like their second team could have beat both teams.

    GREG ODEN looked horrible against them in the opener. THe lakers defense absolutely smothered the Blazers. I thought Oden would come in and make an immediate impact but it looks like he is still hurting. Even without twisting his ankle he was limping down the court the majority of the time.

  44. macon_volfan Says:

    #32, pull it out (tee hee hee) and you’re correct.

    My-o Spanish-o isn’t-o great-o anymore-o

    Sorry La Profesora Dean-Thacker…..

  45. slappy Says:

    They do suck at celebrating… “F the Mets?” Really? The Mets? Who cares about the Mets? I also enjoyed watching the people walk in a single file line as they were going through the crowd. Total anarchy.

  46. MuhlenberCountyCAT Says:

    #42 Thats funny. You said Defense Defense Defense and then you said that the Spurs and Pistons do not have enough offense. What killed the Lakers was Physicality. The Celtics were to much for them in the paint. The addition of Bynum if healthy like I stated above IMO will take them over the top. It has been Phil Jackson’s only concern in the off season(defense) and they looked much improved in their opener against the Blazers. They shut the Blazers down. Plus they will score well over 100 in most games. Get ready for the Lakers to win the championship. They will have a tough test to get through Houston or Charlotte who have both improved very much but they will win the WEST and take down the CELTICS(WHO I ADMIRE) in the Finals.

  47. MuhlenberCountyCAT Says:

    I wish Joe C. would have made the team. That sucks….

  48. MuhlenberCountyCAT Says:

    #39 Can’t wait for that. Hope it is comparable to the first. LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! I want to see the new Guy Ritchie movie. Gotta love Guy Ritchie movies.

  49. GoCats2 Says:

    47)Yeah, I meant to say that too! How can you still root for the Kobes when they cut Joe!

  50. TheGuyPitinoCantFindOnHisBenchToGuardLiggins Says:

    #21 Charlie Butcher voted for Matt Jones and his hair. You can’t do that, it’s two seperate votes.

    I want to vote just for Matt Jones Hair. Please make sure the vote goes for Matt Jones Hair and not Matt Jones.

    I wish others would join me in the last minute write in to show that Matt Jones hair is actually what he’s been riding on all along. As a seperate candidate, Matt Jones will go down in defeat to his hair once and for all.

  51. MuhlenberCountyCAT Says:

    If they though Joe would make them better they would have kept him on the team. There is no doubt in my mind that Joe will play for somebody, but you have to remember that he can’t play point, he isn’t a true two guard, and he is way undersized to play the 3 in the NBA. While I think he would have been a great addition to my favorite team in the NBA and would much rather see him playin that SASHA I know he will find a home. It just wasn’t meant to be but he will find a better home for him.

  52. MuhlenberCountyCAT Says:

    Hopefully though they will get a Kentucky player on the roster sometime in the near future. If Liggins turns out to be the player I think he will be he would be perfect for the Lakers. Patterson will be drafted to high and probably Orton as well. Maybe Pilgrim will get on their squad. He would give them a Ronny Turiaf replacement.lol. I don’t know but I woudl love to see a CAT on the team.

  53. MilesCox Says:

    Mosley please.

  54. bbeisner Says:

    My brother is a terrible person. No, seriously.
    My vote is for the intern. He can’t spell, and his postings are a little too juvenile for my taste, BUT he probably loves his family. Ask Beisner when the last he spent a holiday with his family was…

  55. RememberTheMember Says:

    Ouch, we’ve got the disgruntled brother in on it now. Beisner might be in trouble. =(

  56. Hellcat35 Says:

    jonesin’ for jones

  57. Hellcat35 Says:

    I <3 jones.

  58. Hellcat35 Says:

    I like Matt and that is that. So, count my vote or I’ll knock you flat.

  59. 7isntenuf Says:

    with a bat, like a mat,you will not chat,i’ll wear my hat,my name is hellcat.

  60. WildBlue Says:

    59- lol

  61. Thomas Beisner Says:

    55, I know it’s tough to tell, but that anger in 54 is fueled purely by estrogen.

    And I’m quite frightened to be honest.

  62. Charley Butcher Says:

    #50 great catch. I change my vote to Matt Jones Hair!!!

  63. Charley Butcher Says:

    As many can recall Matt’s real rise to prominence came during Billy G’s initial press conference. I sat watching the live stream online and who asks a question but a young lawyer with incredibly bad hair. Matt was destroyed for the next two days on Catspause becuase of it. So people no more votes for Matt!!! Vote for the real celebrity Matt’s hair!

  64. TheGuyPitinoCantFindOnHisBenchToGuardLiggins Says:

    That’s 2 votes for Matt Jones Hair!

  65. Charley Butcher Says:

    Why isnt there a poll on the home page for this?

  66. 7isntenuf Says:

    because its much more entertaining to do it this way instead of clicking a button.

  67. nybrasky Says:

    Why didn’t Beisner’s sister enter the blogger contest?

  68. SagaciousMind Says:

    Speaking of Rondo, people should watch the Bulls vs Celtics game tonight. Rondo vs Rose…I hope Rondo makes him look silly.

  69. CatFanInKnox Says:

    Interesting picture of Tayshaun.

    BTI, as you usually post the links during my first class every day, I’ll give you the nod.

  70. 7isntenuf Says:

    first class? what happened to the red eyed 8 a.m. biology lectures? You young ‘uns got it made these days.

  71. Clandestine Says:

    I’ll vote for Matt this time *despite* his political misgivings.

  72. BPsycho Says:

    BEISNER !!!!!!!!

    Hes just running out the clock at this point…..*cough* like Obama.

  73. CalifCatFan Says:

    Mosley, of course.

  74. MIDDAY Says:

    Sweet! Tay drives what I drive. Jeep Commanders rule.

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