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May 31, 2011

Jorts is taking his tryout talents to South Beach

by @ 3:00 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

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Earlier today, Jorts tweeted out that he’s on his way to Miami for a tryout with the Heat tomorrow:

“@BigJorts55: Heading to the airport once again… Destination miami… Let’s kick some butt again in my tryout tomorrow… Nothing is holding me back!!!”

The timing of the workout seems odd, because you’d think everyone within the Miami organization would have their minds on something else right now.  Speaking of minds, the thought of Jamaal Magloire retiring to make room for Jorts on the Heat roster would make Matt Jones’ head explode.

Good luck, Jorts. I’ve heard the Wendy’s on Ocean Drive is to die for.

10 Responses to “Jorts is taking his tryout talents to South Beach”

  1. UKIreland Says:

    Matt won’t have to go to Vacation in Miami by himself anymore!!!

  2. Mary Jo Perino's Boob Sweat Says:

    The FREE THROW PIC returns!

  3. iWantToGrowUpToBeTheDrewFranklin Says:

    Miami South Beach: The land of topless women and the smell of cuban fish

  4. TheGuyPitinoForgotToPayToGetFreshFishAtPorchinis Says:

    #3 – WantToGrowUpToBeTheDrewFranklin – That smell is coming from the topless women.

  5. catcrawler Says:

    Does that mean I’ll have to like the Heat now???

  6. Bledsoe's Biceps Says:

    Hope it works out for him. Great location/climate. A title contender for a few years to come. Would be a great place for Jorts to land. There sure are a lot worse places to end up.

  7. BillDozer Says:

    Watch your back down there Josh. The Cubans and Dominicans run that town.

  8. 7aintenough Says:

    Jorts are the perfect attire for Miami. It’s waaaaaaaaay too hot to wear all of the jeans, so you have to wear the cutoff ones.

  9. Nassau65 Says:

    8. spell much?

    Good luck Jorts!

  10. drew's step dad jimmy Says:

    Jorts take a kevlar vest if your near collins ave and try to avoid the lead flying!!!

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