[Moderated by Matt Jones]

FYI: Shot 89 yesterday at Valhalla. Not sure if that beats Matt or not, but I dont feel like going back in the archives to find out. If somebody else would, then go for it, and also you have too much time on your hands.
If you would like to advertise with KSR, please contact me at bryan.hash@wku.edu.
1. Curtis Pulley pleads guilty to speeding (seriously, this is something you can plead not guilty to? How do you prove that you WERE NOT speeding)
2. John Clay says “uncertainty” is the keyword in this year’s football game
3. Reds trade Ken Griffey to White Sox, but he can veto (but why would he, the Reds suck)
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July 31st, 2008 at 10:53 am
You don’t have to prove that you were not speeding. You are innocent until proven guilty, so the prosecution has to prove that you were speeding.
July 31st, 2008 at 10:56 am
You don’t have to prove you weren’t speeding … you just need to raise doubt. I’ve done it before and won the case. I was sitting at an intersection, then turned right onto the road heading west — cop passed me about 10 seconds after I made my turn, and the next thing I knew, his lights were on and he was behind me. He claimed I was going 71 in a 55. Now, common sense tells you that — based on where he clocked me — it was impossible (100%) for me to be going 71mph, especially in a Civic. I had a map of the intersection, where he pulled me over, and calculated how fast my car could go in that distance with the pedal to the floor … wasn’t even close. Needless to say, that cop was owned in front of the judge. It was clearly an act of making his quota, because ti was the last day of the month.
July 31st, 2008 at 10:58 am
You can also win the speeding case if the officer fails to show up for court. It’s happened before.
July 31st, 2008 at 11:07 am
You can also go the improper equipment route.
July 31st, 2008 at 11:21 am
Can we please get rid of the Louisville Ringtone ads?
July 31st, 2008 at 11:26 am
the oly videos were damn funny
July 31st, 2008 at 11:37 am
matt shot a 93, it took all of 10 seconds to find that
July 31st, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I was hoping Bryan would help me out and include this in his post, since he loves soccer so much, but I guess not …
Anyway, if anyone is interested in a free (bragging rights only, no money involved) fantasy league for the English Premier League season, let me know. Shoot an email to epl at bradball dot net.
July 31st, 2008 at 12:03 pm
You ask to see the calibration records of the device that the police officer used in determining your speed. If those records are not properly kept up to date, then you can plead not guilty to speeding.
I’m there are more instances, but this is America…if you are smart enough you can get out of anything and sue anybody
July 31st, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Don’t you still have to pay court cost which accounts for abou 80% of the ticket anyway?
July 31st, 2008 at 12:34 pm
#8, A fantasy league for soccer???? What is the world coming to?
War, Gas Prices, Home foreclosures, Fantasy Soccer.
Our days are numbered.
July 31st, 2008 at 12:52 pm
No, YOU suck!
July 31st, 2008 at 5:12 pm
BTI, you are a jacka**. You continue to jab at the Reds but you never make a point. Quit it. Jacka**.