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July 17, 2008

Where in the world is Billy Clyde Gillispie?

by @ 1:23 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

Over the course of the past three weeks, we’ve brought you photos of Kentucky coach Billy Gillispie away from the court in hopes of giving you a glimpse of the sheer power that the man possesses.  It started out as a simple journey rooted in curiosity after the NABC suggested that he no longer take commitments from kids who aren’t yet juniors and I wondered what he would do to pass the new free time.  We moved on the next week with the money we were raking in from Boone’s Butcher Shop and even hired a real paparazzi to catch Coach in the middle of his most outrageous activities. 

But, now, we enter a new era of “WITWIBCG?”.  That’s right, folks.  For the first time ever, this post is coming at you with an official stamp of approval from Coach Gillispie himself.  Always the terror on the recruiting trail and the leader on the court, the man also must have quite the sense of humor (or pity for my poor PhotoShop skills) as the good words came straight from the horses mouth late last week that he was a fan of these pictures and that he finds them entertaining.  So, now that my life has peaked at 25, I give you the latest pictures that we’ve uncovered this week…

gillispie-rodeo.jpg8 seconds?  HA!  Gillispie just rode the bull until it gave up and went to sleep.

gillispie-hefner.jpgHe proved that given a choice between Viagra and a man who can dominate the recruiting trail, chicks dig recruiting.

pearl-christmas.jpgHe tried to figure out why Bruce Pearl, who happens to be Jewish, still insisted on wishing him a Merry Christmas every single day in July.

slash-gillispie.jpgHe brought you to your shuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh kneeeees knees! 

oh-sevens.jpgHe caught the first performance of Joker Phillips’ Motown cover band, “The Oh-Sevens”.

And a special thanks to loyal KSR reader Kyle Slankard for capturing this photo of Chuck Norris and Rich Brooks who were apparently comparing notes on the quickest way to rip the heart and soul out of an opponent.  Before you start trying to decide who would win in a battle of the death, just stop.  There is no right answer.  Your head will likely just explode.

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Until next week…

22 Responses to “Where in the world is Billy Clyde Gillispie?”

  1. Robshairgel Says:

    It gets better everytime!!

  2. Jesse Duke Says:

    My money says Brooks could take Norris.

  3. TimPRP Says:

    Is that a UK gui?

  4. RichieFarmer'sMustache Says:

    That bull riding picture is the best!

  5. ukworm Says:

    my head just exploded! I should have listened

  6. GoCats Says:

    I didnt think it was possible to put into words the noise that axel rose makes in the line from Welcome to the Jungle, but I think you did just fine.

  7. dbell Says:

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

  8. drewky Says:

    LAS VEGAS, July 16 – Los Angeles Lakers 2008 NBA Draft selection Joe Crawford came up big for his new team Wednesday night, scoring the game-winning basket with 2.9 seconds left as his Lakers defeated Kevin Love and the Minnesota Timberwolves, 95-93, at the Thomas & Mack Center as part of the 2008 NBA Summer League Presented by EA Sports.
    Crawford’s last-minute heroics were complemented by Nik Caner-Medley’s 19 points and Coby Karl’s 14.

    “It just felt good. We were struggling, but I got off to a great start in the second half and I couldn’t buy a bucket – but then I just focused in and believed I could do it, and I did,” said Crawford, who played collegiately at Kentucky.

  9. TheOutlawJoseyWales Says:

    Awesome!

  10. SolaGratia Says:

    Apart from Know Your Enemy, this is by far the best part of Kentucky Sports Radio. I love it.

  11. TheOutlawJoseyWales Says:

    Piston Honda says…”Sushi, Kamikaze, Fujiyama, Nipponichi…”

  12. bluegrassjohnny Says:

    i love these pictures, especially Brooks and Norris. classic.

  13. Clarence Mason Says:

    Kragthorpe how’s my a– taste.

  14. JerryTownBlotter Says:

    Who would win in a wrestling match BCG or GOD???????

  15. Forrest4Three Says:

    This is so not funny.

    Give it up

  16. Mike Jones Says:

    The Oh-Seven’s may be the greatest picture ever. Stevie and Rafeal look like they were made for Motown Review. Great picture.

  17. Matt Jones Says:

    It is great….and #15 is a commie

  18. deuceinyoeye Says:

    keep that stuff comin! genius i say, absolute

  19. JerryTownBlotter Says:

    I guess 15 has not seen the movie Airheads
    Because it is so funny. Besides its a trick question BCG is GOD.

  20. JerryTownBlotter Says:

    Did you know Chuck Norris’s Tears can cure cancer but it is physically impossible for Chuck Norris to cry.

  21. ChadBurton Says:

    15, billy gilispie disagrees. if it’s funny enough for coach, it’s funny enough for me.

  22. Jesse Duke Says:

    Pearl looks like a fag.

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