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[Moderated by Matt Jones]
[Moderated by Matt Jones]
Tomlin and I were talking today and we remembered this piece of comedy gold….still the greatest piece of unintentional comedy ever….I present to you again, the standup magic of Daniel Solzman (feel free to post your favorite lines in the comments):
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July 8th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I remember the first time this was posted. The comments section got a little heated. It is both painful and hilarious to watch at the same. And oh the unforgiving, chuckling cameraman.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Worst Laugh Track Ever.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
That’s hard to watch. I couldn’t get past the first two minutes. Anything funny after that? Kragthorpe is running the basketball program now. Good news.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
that guy is as funny as your drunk dad at a T-ball game.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
yeah, #5, about that…quit baiting.
Go smoke some reefer with your buddy Noah.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Solzman and Kige! Thank you Matt for introducing us to them! By the way, did you catch Weird Al when he was in town on the 4th??? Would have loved to have gone, but I was out of town.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
what was that? Not comedy!
July 8th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
“Ok, so I should’ve delivered that better.”
ya think?
July 8th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
This guy is a total d-bag that’s all there is to it.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
After watching that I feel like I just got kicked in the nuts…
July 8th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
That might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. He was serious. That’s the biggest joke.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
wow… that was terrible. so terrible it was almost awesome!
July 8th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Is that one of the guys from Lazy Tuesday?
July 8th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
#13-Yes it was.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
“So what about these bridges?”
“So March Madness coming up, fun times….unless you’re Vanderbilt….ugh I mean LSU….go that wrong.”
July 8th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Favorite lines = none!! Couldn’t get past the first 30 secs! We are really hurting for recruiting news when we have to post this crap!
July 8th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Good Lord that was excruciating… can I have that 8:09 of my life back?
July 8th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
zzzzzzzzzzzzz…sorry can someone tell me what i missed?
July 8th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I fell for watching this one last time. Fool me once Matt Jones……..
July 8th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I thought the Supreme Court ban further use of water boarding and this video in Guantanamo Bay on grounds of cruel and unusual punishment.
I will not watch it again. But, I remember comparing it to Dennis Miller meets Ernest T. Bass (from Andy Griffin)who meets the dumbest and least funniest person whom has ever lived in the Universe.
This guy needs to take a class from Kige. Now he is really funny. I seem to remember Solzman responding that we were all were too ignorant to get his humor. So, is everyone else on the planet except for the camera man.
I hope he peeks his head out here.
July 8th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Maybe the joke is on us. Solzman might be Sacha Baron Cohen playing Bruno.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0708081bruno1.html
July 8th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
#17…well said
#15…i’d have to agree, if there were any good lines in there those would be the two!
July 8th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
noooooo…….that is just awful….why does that 1 dude keep laughing
July 8th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I don’t know about you guys, but consider MY summer doldrums cured!
July 8th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
this guy is moving to chicago to pursue a career as a comedy writer. Somebody should sit him down and have an honest talk with him.
check out his radio show….it’s even better.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/comicsolz/2008/03/02/the-daniel-solzman-s how-episode-4
July 8th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Where is Daniel? He came on here after the first time Matt posted this and actually tried to defend himself and say the comedy was for that audience specifically. I guess he didn’t notice that nobody laughed.
July 8th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
That was so dreadful I had to gnaw off my foot to escape it.
July 8th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Not as unintentionally funny as this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
July 8th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
I was watching a movie, alright! Gee whiz, I can’t stay offline for three hours and have a life? Is that what this is all about? Or is Beisner mad at me for still being offended by his comments aimed at Redbird Nation.
I’m busy with my life. Finding a job in this economy is, well, not so easy as you may think.
Case closed.
July 8th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Neither is stand up comedy, apparently.
July 8th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
The Cubs suck.
July 8th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
man… you should see his lazy tuesday video on youtube if you havent already. pretty good stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSNHWfvwCZw
July 8th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
At least he seemed somewhat coherent. When I saw that Lazy Tuesday thing I would have sworn he had a touch of downs syndrome.
July 8th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I’m with Matt on this one…the best line has to be….So what about these bridges?
Thanks #29 for the classic line.
Good luck in Chicago Solzman….and PLEASE by all means send us an update of your next routine.
July 8th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
why do i catch the blame for everything ?
July 8th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
#29 if you are looking for a job in comedy, I understand why you are having problems. I don’t think it has anything to do with the economy.
July 8th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Salzmon,
A friend of mine bought this domain name and composed this content over 2 days. Read all the tabs and take the compatibility test. This is comedy.
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/
July 8th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I would rather listen to my father in laws lame ass jokes than watch that.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
My favorite line? “Alright, my time is up.”
July 8th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Beisner, because you put St. Louis in the same league as the Louisville Cardinals.
And I’m not looking, right now, for a job in comedy. I’m taking professional classes.
And 37, spell the name right.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
where were you, a nursing home??? i shot milk out my nose.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:07 am
“…I know I just heard a phone. (It must’ve been a Cricket. Get it!!??…Phone!?…Cricket!?)” **rimshot**
July 9th, 2008 at 1:21 am
Could somebody tell me where I can go to get my PhD in Elections? I don’t think my college offered that…
July 9th, 2008 at 1:38 am
maybe the worst thing EVER! Lazy Tuesday was a classic, but this is the worst attempt at comedy ever.
July 9th, 2008 at 8:35 am
when you have a job interview earlier that day, one is nervous and doesn’t, oh–i don’t know–PREPARE MATERIAL. already went over this once back when it was posted, i don’t need to go over it again.
and if you are going to be critical, i only have one question to ask: have you done it before?
July 9th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Solzman, seriously, your absolutely horrible. I’m not saying I would do better, I’m saying I just wouldn’t do it at all……
July 9th, 2008 at 9:29 am
How’s that new sitcom coming by the way?? haha
July 9th, 2008 at 10:21 am
do you see me coming here every f***ing day to lower your self esteem?!?
didn’t you ever learn the golden rule: treat others the way you wish to be treated?
No wonder why I’m leaving this state…
you aks a question after you cut me down? and you think i’ll respond? STFU
July 9th, 2008 at 10:47 am
48. dude u really suck at everything related to comedy. A person has to be a natural. Yr bad at everything in front of the camera and you have a face for radio…….but then again you suck at that. Manuel labor prolly best suits you.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:40 am
49, You’re bad at spelling…
July 9th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
I’ll give you credit for one thing, you’ve got balls. Most people on here wouldn’t have the gumption to do it. Have you ever considered teaming up with Kige and doing a PTI-like show on YouTube. That just screems success.
July 9th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
You’ve got balls, kid. Unfortunately, you have no talent.
July 9th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Seinfeld walked off the stage during his first open-mic.
July 9th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Maybe you should have done the same
July 9th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Seinfeld walked off the stage. You made me want to walk off a cliff.