[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
- In the “there must be a conspiracy!” department, Auburn’s Cam Newton was named SEC Player of the Week over Mike Hartline. Newton, who had the same number of TDs as Hartline and fewer yards against a lower-ranked team, just barely edged out Hartline. In response, Hartline channeled his inner Jon Lovitz and said, “Good luck finding a Player of the Week who can move…and shake…like THIS!”
- However, in a strange twist, Hartline and Newton were named co-Offensive Players of the Week. It marks the third time that Hartline has earned SEC player of the week honors. I think. I didn’t actually fact check this. Just guessing. Got a big job interview to get to!
- Also, Ryan Tydlacka was named Special Teams Player of the Week for averaging 41.5 yards per punt. No word from the SEC as to why they listed him as a placekicker or why there is a “ch” sound in his last name.
- Finally, it looks like there might be more Schlereth in your future as the UK – Miss. State game has been set for 7pm on ESPNU. We will be posting Dan Mullen’s home phone number on here the week of the game so you can leave him racist voicemails.
- Special thanks to “Calipari’s In Your Ear” for the .gif above. He’d take credit, but his comments all await moderation. I expect to see Matthew Mitchell, Enes Kanter and Josh Harrellson .gifs by tomorrow morning or you all drop a letter grade.
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October 18th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
pure awesomeness!
October 18th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
wow, did I just get 1st? I’ve waited so long for this moment and it came when I didn’t even expect it.
October 18th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
2) lmao!
October 18th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Hartline is such a stud. There’s your signature win haters! I live in Columbia South Carolina and i’m lovin every minute of it. I’ve backed Hartline for three years in a row and we are finally reaping the rewards. This sets up a huge game with Georgia next week. God I love Kentucky football. Go cats!!!!
October 18th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
2) it came when i didn’t even expect it … that’s what pitino said
October 18th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
The Dead Cockroach was a classic.
October 18th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
In a quote of Randall Cobb, I just heard Rob Bromley use the phrase “LEVEL NINE PISSED”, maybe the funnest, yet strangest thing I’ve ever saw.
October 18th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
2) Don’t feel bad. Things coming unexpectedly happens to Rick Pitino all the time.
October 18th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Animated gifs have made it to KSR! CIRCUMSTANCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!
October 18th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Doh! 5) beat me to it!
October 18th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
fish outta water …. fish outta water !!!!
October 18th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Hartline sucks!!!
October 18th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Hartline is the Man and can shake and bake.. Cam Newton has nothing on our Newton. ok maybe a Fig Newton, but It goes to Show Hartline is no slouch and Belongs in the SEC as a Quarterback. I love the fact that he is showing his emotions on the field even though he looks like a ten year old doing it.
October 18th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
What channel will the game be on Saturday?
October 18th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
So is this Harlines version of the John Wall dance? What will we call it?
October 18th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
12 on that note, can stupid 50 yr old adults sitting in the upper deck realize that they are only 1) talking to themselves and 2) looking like morons when they scream down at Hartline/Joker on the field??
October 18th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
14) comcast sports
October 18th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
was Joker talking to Larry Vaught during the post game press conference when referring to
people grumbling over his underneath routes?? anyone heard it??
October 18th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Quincy Miller to Baylor per Zagsblog
October 18th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
hi all-
many mentioned the striking resemblance between last night’s Spurrier photo and Beavis of MTV fame. I thought I’d create a comparison photo to illustrate said similarities. pretty spot-on, if i do say so myself!
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6889543&l=a198d64946&id=504398383
October 18th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
15-
We could call it the
“show some heart/hartline” haha
We dang sure ain’t callin’ it the gator…….
October 18th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Will it be on directv?
October 18th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
22) no clue
October 18th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
22 ) I cant find it on the guide for DTV. I wanted to record it.
October 18th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
20 – That’s perfect!!
October 18th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
We should call it the “Hart-attack”
October 18th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Amazing that we now worry about next year without Hartline?????????????
October 18th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Can we call that the “Hartline wiggle.”
October 18th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Here’s a small Coach Mitchell doing the dougie
http://i416.photobucket.com/albums/pp245/elambert24/Dougiesmall6.gif?t=1287437445
I have a larger one but obviously the file is larger (about 10 MB). If you want, I’ll put it up as well
October 18th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Hartline Dance is called “The Tantrum”
He used to do it when I would ground him in H.S. for throwing a pick 6
October 19th, 2010 at 9:18 am
why do u delete so many comments? what a democracy
October 19th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
I still think Hartline looks like a turtle on his back. Best game I ever saw him play. Congradulations to him and the Wildcats. War Eagle!!!