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Somewhere, the mayor of Cincinnati is rejoicing that Mariah Carey produced an even worse first pitch than he ever did. Amazing….
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May 30th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Someone needs to tell Mariah she is not 23 years old anymore.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:08 am
word
May 30th, 2008 at 11:09 am
I always wondered what “holy sh!t, that was freakin awful” sounded like in Japanese….
May 30th, 2008 at 11:20 am
I bet even Nolan Ryan would throw a pitch like that if he threw while Mariah Carey was screeching out one of her patented high-pitched notes.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:27 am
She can catch my balls any day of the week…
May 30th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Just a little inside…..
May 30th, 2008 at 11:32 am
She’s allot better equipped for catchin than pitchin….
May 30th, 2008 at 11:39 am
nick cannon may be changing his mind now
May 30th, 2008 at 11:42 am
yesterdays news
May 30th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I never even seen the pitch, I was too busy gawking at her endless legs and buttox region.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:55 am
#3.何や、ヘタクソ。
Just for future reference, it’s “Nanya (holy shit/WTF)、Hetakuso(He/She’s awful/sucks).”
May 30th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Jeff Weaver thought that pitch sucked.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
I would have Mariah Carey’s baby if I could. She is gorgeous. She’s almost as pretty as the number 8 banner that Billy G is going to hang this year in RUPP!!!!!!!
May 30th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Who cares about the pitch….Look at those Legs!!! Nick Cannon is lucky, she’s loaded and still hot.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I rather watch this than the real thing! Well maybe a little of both…
May 30th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
The difference between the worst opening pitch of all time and the greatest is a satin jacket.
May 30th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
At least hers still crossed home plate. The mayor’s pitch went into the dugout. He still has the worst.
May 30th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
17) 100% agree. The Mayor’s pitch was the worst, is the worst, and will ALWAYS be the worst first pitch in the history of baseball.
May 31st, 2008 at 2:04 am
check out this pitch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdYBEJzy-F0&NR=1