[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]

The Kentucky State Fair is a strange and mysterious world. It is filled with a wonderfully eclectic mix of people the collective ridiculousness of which can’t accurately be described. The Fair is also pretty much guaranteed to make you laugh hysterically for one reason or another. Sometimes, it’s for the wrong reasons. This time, however, it’s for all the right reasons.
A home-brewed beer named ‘BlackMail Ale,’ featuring an image of the one and only Karen Sypher, took home Blue Ribbon honors in the “Humor/Satirical” category at the Commonwealth’s flagship event. The label reads:
Blackmail Ale, 7 Years Old – A bitter brew available only at your local Italian eatery. 0% Dignity by Volume.
The frosty ale was cooked up by a homebrewer in Louisville and also carries a stern warning that…
Consuming this beverage may lead to incarceration in the United States federal prison system.
He’s earned himself a hearty chuckle from folks around the Bluegrass and maybe even a good old-fashioned car-keying from an idiot Card fan. We salute him.
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August 25th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
I want I bottle and I want it now!
August 25th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
7yrs old or 7 seconds old! sorry had 2 go there
August 25th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
*I want a bottle*
August 25th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
No matter how you pour that beer its guaranteed to give you a lot of head.
August 25th, 2010 at 4:53 pm
4 – nice.
August 25th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Where did the brewer get his yeast culture?
August 25th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
“Blackmail Ale…It really sucks!”
August 25th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Where did this picture come from? It’s almost like somebody was like, “Hey, Karen, did you fart (*flash*)?”
And then they decide that it’s perfect internet photography.
August 25th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
8-lmfao
August 25th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
That’s the look she gave Ricky when he blew it after only 15 seconds. “Seriously???”
August 25th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Ole Crazy Eyes
August 25th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Ricky Three Stokes says he can down a bottle in 15 seconds.
I have also heard this will be the only beer sold at the Sypher Center.
#4 —Good comment—
August 25th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Damn… All I can say after reading this.
August 25th, 2010 at 6:40 pm
I heard it leaves a creamy finish in your mouth about 15′ after you first taste it…….
August 25th, 2010 at 6:41 pm
15″ oops..
August 25th, 2010 at 7:59 pm
#4 Thank you for making me spit beer through my nose!
August 25th, 2010 at 8:19 pm
Only Karen knows if it has an aftertaste.
August 25th, 2010 at 8:38 pm
about that picture…
“I sense great vulnerability. A woman-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.”
“I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify her basest and most immediate urges.”
“Her struggle is woman’s struggle. She lifts my spirit.”
“She is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.”
“She transcends time and space.”
“She sickens me.”
“I love it.”
“Me too.”
August 26th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Maybe Ricky P. can autograph bottles of these ala Coach Cal and Makers Mark bottles. Wonder how many he could sell in 15 seconds?!?!?? Go Cats!!
August 26th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
The funny thing is that the creator of the label is a UL fan (football season ticket holder)
August 26th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Doesn’t it come in those dribble joke bottles that leave a
trail of foam down your leg?