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August 25, 2010

Karen Sypher takes home top honors at the Ky. State Fair

by @ 4:30 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

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The Kentucky State Fair is a strange and mysterious world. It is filled with a wonderfully eclectic mix of people the collective ridiculousness of which can’t accurately be described. The Fair is also pretty much guaranteed to make you laugh hysterically for one reason or another. Sometimes, it’s for the wrong reasons. This time, however, it’s for all the right reasons.

A home-brewed beer named ‘BlackMail Ale,’ featuring an image of the one and only Karen Sypher, took home Blue Ribbon honors in the “Humor/Satirical” category at the Commonwealth’s flagship event. The label reads:

Blackmail Ale, 7 Years Old – A bitter brew available only at your local Italian eatery. 0% Dignity by Volume.

The frosty ale was cooked up by a homebrewer in Louisville and also carries a stern warning that…

Consuming this beverage may lead to incarceration in the United States federal prison system.

He’s earned himself a hearty chuckle from folks around the Bluegrass and maybe even a good old-fashioned car-keying from an idiot Card fan. We salute him.

21 Responses to “Karen Sypher takes home top honors at the Ky. State Fair”

  1. ChrisL Says:

    I want I bottle and I want it now!

  2. underkanter Says:

    7yrs old or 7 seconds old! sorry had 2 go there

  3. ChrisL Says:

    *I want a bottle*

  4. WelcomeToTheCaliparti Says:

    No matter how you pour that beer its guaranteed to give you a lot of head.

  5. Rolo Says:

    4 – nice.

  6. Spalding Grossburger Says:

    Where did the brewer get his yeast culture?

  7. uksbiggestfan Says:

    “Blackmail Ale…It really sucks!”

  8. Gert Says:

    Where did this picture come from? It’s almost like somebody was like, “Hey, Karen, did you fart (*flash*)?”
    And then they decide that it’s perfect internet photography.

  9. uksbiggestfan Says:

    8-lmfao

  10. catinhat Says:

    That’s the look she gave Ricky when he blew it after only 15 seconds. “Seriously???”

  11. DaviessCounty CatFan Says:

    Ole Crazy Eyes

  12. blitzedanddazed Says:

    Ricky Three Stokes says he can down a bottle in 15 seconds.
    I have also heard this will be the only beer sold at the Sypher Center.
    #4 —Good comment—

  13. RidgeRunner Says:

    Damn… All I can say after reading this.

  14. Blueyouaway Says:

    I heard it leaves a creamy finish in your mouth about 15′ after you first taste it…….

  15. Blueyouaway Says:

    15″ oops..

  16. Solidblue9542 Says:

    #4 Thank you for making me spit beer through my nose!

  17. Blueblood Says:

    Only Karen knows if it has an aftertaste.

  18. GeorgeCostanza Says:

    about that picture…

    “I sense great vulnerability. A woman-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.”
    “I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify her basest and most immediate urges.”
    “Her struggle is woman’s struggle. She lifts my spirit.”
    “She is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.”
    “She transcends time and space.”
    “She sickens me.”
    “I love it.”
    “Me too.”

  19. girlwildcatfan Says:

    Maybe Ricky P. can autograph bottles of these ala Coach Cal and Makers Mark bottles. Wonder how many he could sell in 15 seconds?!?!?? Go Cats!!

  20. josh0683431 Says:

    The funny thing is that the creator of the label is a UL fan (football season ticket holder)

  21. ukfaningatorland Says:

    Doesn’t it come in those dribble joke bottles that leave a
    trail of foam down your leg?

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