Kentucky Sports Radio
[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
(A)bortion – No, not Karen Sypher’s. That would be too easy. I mean the abortion that is Louisville football.
(B)ackup Dancers – Chubby, white backup dancers wearing dog tags. “Watch ‘em shake and watch ‘em move – YOU!”
(C)hin-straps – The official facial hair of the University of Louisville.
(D)erby Tickets – Steve Masiello will hook you up.
(E)moticons – If your defensive tackles are using them, then that says it all.
(F)ifteen Seconds – to create life. One hour north on I-71 to destroy it.
(G)oogle – Making Becca Manns famous since 2007
(H)airbrush – Don’t touch it. Don’t even look at it.
(I)t’s Happening Here – The official motto of the University of Louisville. What’s happening here? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
(J)urich – To Tom Jurich!
(K)ragthorpe – How’s my ass taste?
(L)-Yes! – No.
(M)arijuana – The official supplement of Louisville football.
(N)o Lyin’, No Stealin’, No Druggin’, No Shootin’, No Hurtin’ Women – Charlie Strong’s Five Core Values
(O)range Bowl – Yeah, we get it. You went to the Orange Bowl.
(P)apa John’s – Better Pizza, Better Ingredients. Awful Stadium, Awful Football.
(Q)uincy Miller – Here ya go, baby brother. Don’t say we never gave you anything. #SloppySeconds
(R)ivalry – Not anymore.
(S)tevie Got Loose – Also known as “Don’t Give Up The Deep Ball”
(T)asers – The only way to get Terrence Jennings and Jerry Smith out of your homecoming party.
(U)zis – Give Rod Council all of your goddamn money.
(V)asectomy – Something to consider, Coach.
(W)illie Williams – Role model.
(X)-Ray – says Michael Bush out for the season.
(Y)um! Center – Open til’ midnight or later.
(Z) – Go Cats?
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September 2nd, 2010 at 3:01 pm
damn drew, 2 for 2 today my friend, nice work. this site is roasting the ville today.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Should I make it 3?
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:04 pm
The Quincy Miller line is awesome…#sloppyseconds
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Mark it down. September 2, 2010. The greatest day in the history of KSR posts.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:08 pm
This is the best day of work ever. Time has flown by the amount of laughter i have had. DO ONE MORE DREW!!! This is pretty freakin hilarious. I had to print the facebook timeline, i will forever keep that. One more drew…
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:08 pm
HATE, HATE, HATE!!! 4 golden posts in a row, much like the 4th win in a row in the series that will occur Sat afternoon. Yes Drew, you should make it 3, bring the thunder down on these MF’ers.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:08 pm
…and Drew tops his first installment! (Standing in seat) Bravo, bravo! Author, author!!!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:12 pm
pitino is trying to get the ncaa to instate a new rule this year the 15 sec shot clock
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Yet another brilliant post by Drew. Well, there goes my work day. In the future, we will have to declare “Louisville Hate Day” as a national holiday for UK fans who have to work.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:13 pm
What are you guys gonna be
like when UL takes it to us
Saturday and Joker becomes a
joke?
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Facts:
-Kentucky needs Louisville like the Saudi’s need oil.
-The Jerry Springer Show will garner more viewers in the Greater Louisville Metro Area on Saturday than this football game. Why?? All the Kentucky Fans will have the money to buy tickets and will be at the game.
On the Jerry Springer Show the action lasts for an hour. Downtown Louisville associated sports action?? Well that action only lasts for 15 seconds.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:14 pm
You all are like Tayshaun Prince bustin’ threes on North Carolina.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Hell, YES, Drew–go for #3. These are great.
Go Cats!!
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:15 pm
#11 Playing Louisville in Louisville actually loses the CATS money.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:15 pm
drew is killin it
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:19 pm
#14 –
That’s the ONLY thing we’ll lose on Saturday…
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:19 pm
So funny. Love it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:20 pm
#10, the joke is gonna be Strong trying to manage the “thugville” cardinals. They could bring Bear Bryant back to life and with their talent still not beat New Mexico State on their worst day.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:21 pm
10 – No matter what, UK will never be Loserville. We always have that goin for us.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:23 pm
My hate of all things UL is only surpassed by my despiseness (I know thats not a word but I it makes me feel good typing it.)
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:24 pm
2 – yes please
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:27 pm
It means taking a dump in the woods and accidentally stepping in it. It means the AD allowing a coach to use state funds to pay for raises to keep people quite. It means being so stupid that you think you are relevant. Louisville….I HATE YOU!
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Drew and the boys are putting out post better than I can grow a tomato. And Joe B said you’d only be good as a driver?
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:35 pm
ZING.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:36 pm
If all things Lousville were to die tomorrow of a slow death of a 1000 tortures I would laugh today.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:38 pm
24 – funny thing is that win or lose on Saturday, these posts have put UL in their rightful place…the butt of every joke!
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:39 pm
@24 – Come Saturday night, you’ll be too busy trying to score some blow to help you forget about the deep frying your red pigeon ass got that afternoon.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Enough with the locker room motivational material you are giving the Cards, KSR. Yes, this is fun and entertaining but,,,,,,,, don’t you think it is time for the posts here to move on to more of an X’s and O’s debate? Coach Strong has enough of this stuff to paper the entire locker room already.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:41 pm
(Z)ero – Chance UofL has of beating UK
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:42 pm
matt jones has an awesome bowl cut. WHOO GO CATS
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:43 pm
There is only 1 thing that I HATE more than Looserville Football and it’s the LOOSERVILLE FANS>>>>>>
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:49 pm
You know you’ve successfully given someone redass when they resort to posing as you and calling you gay, as if I’m immature enough to find that insulting or anything more than funny in and of itself.
@FakeBigBlueBrock – You’re just mad I can go to a gay bar and probably get some, whereas you’d just get laughed out of the Pixie Room the second they saw your chin strap beard.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:50 pm
make sure you ul fans get a good look at the govener’s cup trophy saturday. its the one time a year its in louisville. ginger tebow, meet mr. evans and the legend killer they call taylor. gonna be a long year for the dirty birds.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:50 pm
My HATE for Looserville fans is as strong as Garth’s love of Heather Locklear.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Double burn for Saturday: Kentucky wins the Governor’s Cup 31-10 AND Randall Cobb takes home the Schnellenberger trophy for most oustanding player.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:52 pm
29 – Are your little red feathers getting ruffled? Louisville fans are begging KSR to stop? Too funny.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:54 pm
The X is the only one that isn’t cool to me. Bush’s injury ensured that UofL would not have a case to play in the national championship game.
However, linking to a video of when Bush broke his leg is in poor taste.
No one hates UofL more than I but that is inappropriate.
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Hey, when does the mailbag arrive?
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:01 pm
In all fairness.. Ive known dozens of UK football players who use marijuana.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:03 pm
dont hate the sweet leaf
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:03 pm
#38-agreed. Love crushing the Cards but it was sad to see Bush go down.
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:05 pm
(Z)oloft – Free prescriptions with purchase of UofL season tickets
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:09 pm
That’s Gold Jerry, GOLD!
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Becca is hawt
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:50 pm
excellent post…enough said
September 2nd, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Z should be for Zinaindel…like the cheap box wine that gets Pitino laid.