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Good morning! I have excellent news for you! I am running the site today (smh) while Matt is resting his home row fingers after a long week of updating the world on the Sypher extortion trial. I tried to push the Saturday responsibilities on Beisner but he is too busy doing important things, like, not writing on KSR. So, I look forward to a long day of hanging out together. It’s you, the reader, plus me for a long day of abortion jokes. I just ask that you take 15 seconds out of your day to read these links without clicking them down your leg. Let’s do this…
– John Wall is still adjusting to being the No. 1 pick. And by “adjusting,” they mean, does John Wall want the Lambo or the Phantom?
– The Nets and Timberwolves might think he is a head case but Demarcus Cousins is a future star in the NBA and he is all smiles at the UK Pro Camp.
– This was linked yesterday but I like recycling so let it be known that John Wall wants to throw up the ‘Y’ in Rupp Arena next year. I admire his love for Kentucky but no one will throw up more in Rupp Arena than Billy Gillispie.
– Larry Vaught has views. Most of them are of the Eddie Montgomery type but sometimes his views of are of the changing of Derrick Locke’s demeanor.
– ESPN.com’s Chris Low ranks the offensive lines in the SEC. With all due respect to the UK offensive line and Chris Low, I can think of a million other things to write about with an ESPN salary.
– Auburn head coach Tony Barbee is going after Calipari’s jugular. Barbee will receive 15% off a large two-topping Papa John’s pizza and two tickets to the UK Pharmacy School’s Midsummer Night’s Ball for his efforts.
It’s going to be a great day. Hello world! Let’s get better!
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July 31st, 2010 at 10:50 am
Karen Sypher would like to throw up the Y while doing a handstand…….
July 31st, 2010 at 10:55 am
#1, too funny!!!!!
July 31st, 2010 at 11:12 am
Wow! What an exciting piece by Chris Low! Just add up the combined starts and call it a rankings! Don’t bother to actually rate the players or anything! That would just be too much work! Seriously…how does this get printed!
July 31st, 2010 at 11:34 am
1. EWWWWWW now that is truly disgusting although it might answer the pressing question: shaved or trimmed?
July 31st, 2010 at 11:39 am
1. “Y” as in “Yum” Center?
July 31st, 2010 at 11:51 am
No Orton at Cal’s camp? He must be attending KU’s camp instead. My bad.
July 31st, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Karen Sypher – I can give you an STD in 15 seconds or less
July 31st, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Cinnamon Butter makes my ass taste like french toast
July 31st, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Karen Sypher struggled in school on written tests, but quickly learned how to be an A+ student once she talked her teachers into letting her take them orally.
July 31st, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Is that Sypher or Siphon
July 31st, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Title of this thread is hilarious!!!
August 1st, 2010 at 1:21 am
Some day Shagare Alley will give give a peace sign at center court in Rupp Arena and it will be the largest Y ever displayed.
August 1st, 2010 at 1:22 am
*Shagari Alleyne
Wow… really botched that lol