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July 31, 2010

Saturday Links Going Down Your Leg

by @ 10:00 am. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

Good morning!  I have excellent news for you!  I am running the site today (smh) while Matt is resting his home row fingers after a long week of updating the world on the Sypher extortion trial.  I tried to push the Saturday responsibilities on Beisner but he is too busy doing important things, like, not writing on KSR.  So, I look forward to a long day of hanging out together.  It’s you, the reader, plus me for a long day of abortion jokes.  I just ask that you take 15 seconds out of your day to read these links without clicking them down your leg.  Let’s do this…

John Wall is still adjusting to being the No. 1 pick.  And by “adjusting,” they mean, does John Wall want the Lambo or the Phantom?

– The Nets and Timberwolves might think he is a head case but Demarcus Cousins is a future star in the NBA and he is all smiles at the UK Pro Camp.

– This was linked yesterday but I like recycling so let it be known that John Wall wants to throw up the ‘Y’ in Rupp Arena next year.  I admire his love for Kentucky but no one will throw up more in Rupp Arena than Billy Gillispie.

– Larry Vaught has views.  Most of them are of the Eddie Montgomery type but sometimes his views of are of the changing of Derrick Locke’s demeanor.

– ESPN.com’s Chris Low ranks the offensive lines in the SEC.  With all due respect to the UK offensive line and Chris Low, I can think of a million other things to write about with an ESPN salary.

– Auburn head coach Tony Barbee is going after Calipari’s jugular.  Barbee will receive 15% off a large two-topping Papa John’s pizza and two tickets to the UK Pharmacy School’s Midsummer Night’s Ball for his efforts.

It’s going to be a great day.  Hello world!  Let’s get better!

13 Responses to “Saturday Links Going Down Your Leg”

  1. Blueyouaway Says:

    Karen Sypher would like to throw up the Y while doing a handstand…….

  2. KyFan2000 Says:

    #1, too funny!!!!!

  3. bc2834 Says:

    Wow! What an exciting piece by Chris Low! Just add up the combined starts and call it a rankings! Don’t bother to actually rate the players or anything! That would just be too much work! Seriously…how does this get printed!

  4. NotTheSlickistRick Says:

    1. EWWWWWW now that is truly disgusting although it might answer the pressing question: shaved or trimmed?

  5. GeorgeCostanza Says:

    1. “Y” as in “Yum” Center?

  6. echo 1 Says:

    No Orton at Cal’s camp? He must be attending KU’s camp instead. My bad.

  7. hugecatfan1 Says:

    Karen Sypher – I can give you an STD in 15 seconds or less

  8. schwartz75 Says:

    Cinnamon Butter makes my ass taste like french toast

  9. Blueyouaway Says:

    Karen Sypher struggled in school on written tests, but quickly learned how to be an A+ student once she talked her teachers into letting her take them orally.

  10. hugecatfan1 Says:

    Is that Sypher or Siphon

  11. BigBlueSwagger Says:

    Title of this thread is hilarious!!!

  12. Calipari'sInYourEar Says:

    Some day Shagare Alley will give give a peace sign at center court in Rupp Arena and it will be the largest Y ever displayed.

  13. Calipari'sInYourEar Says:

    *Shagari Alleyne

    Wow… really botched that lol

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