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July 29, 2010

Hell’s Thursday News and Views

by @ 12:14 am. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

Good morning, my KSR family, and welcome to the first Thursday of the rest of your lives - and a day that has a familiar feeling to it.  On Wednesday, much like the day before, the testimony came fast and furious again in Louisville.  However, despite the massive amounts of information pouring out, a surprising party made headlines by publicly speaking out against the proceedings.  In a recorded tape, Rick Pitino played the role of the caring counselor as he assured Karen Sypher that she would not go to Hell.  It seemed to be a small footnote in a massive day of testimony, but it turned out that it was one that Hell would not let go quietly.  In a statement issued by Hell’s publicist, the fiery afterlife destination said urged all of those involved to “leave me out of this disgustingly perverse and sick public glorification of sinfulness”.  Hell’s publicist then added that, while the ultimate judgement would come later, his client tries not to think of the possibility of anyone involved in this moving into his neighborhood. 

Now onto some UK notes…  

- While Rick Pitino’s day of testimony seemed to go perfectly with what he had to have hoped entering the day, Thursday might present a much tougher outing.  In his time on the stand, which Matt said was obviously uncomfortable for him, Pitino essentially admitted to nothing that was new and avoided any further public smearing.  However, Sypher’s defense team will cross-examine Pitino on Thursday and, likely, will question him much more intensely.  As we noted yesterday, should they decide to go for mud and start questioning his past, Pitino’s entire past (including his time at UK) could be introduced and questioned.  If there is nothing there, no big deal.  But, if the Sypher situation is not an anomaly, it could get embarrassing.  Wednesday night had to be a horribly uncomfortable one for Rick Pitino.

 - The big news of the day in the state, as mentioned above, was Rick Pitino taking the stand to answer questions from the prosecution in Karen Sypher’s extortion trial.  Matt says Pitino’s testimony significantly helped the prosecution, putting some points on the board for the good ole U.S. of A a day after Sypher was seen as having a good day in court on Tuesday.  But, despite this success, there were a couple of other clear-cut winners and losers:

Winners

1.  My buddy Erik - He had “white thong” in the office pool.

2.  Conservationists - If Karen Sypher had driven Rick Pitino home in a Prius instead of her gas-guzzling SUV, it would have been a home run day for anyone who’s ever believed less to be more.  Instead, mimimalists will have to celebrate the public attention being turned to fabric and energy conservation.  The big buzz of Wednesday surrounded Karen Sypher’s apparent obsession on miniskirts and Rick Pitino’s insistance that their interaction was “very brief”.  It was like Earth Day if Earth Day was a film starring Jenna Jameson.

3.  Paraphrasing - Now, I’m not going to say Rick Pitino didn’t tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth when being questioned by the prosecution.  I have no idea.  But, I will say that after knowing what we know about Karen Sypher and the way she gets down so openly and so aggressively, I am a little hesitant to believe that she actually said “You have to pull out because I’m fertile”.  That just doesn’t fit her profile.  I’m sure she communicated that thought, but I tend to think Coach Pitino might have cleaned it up a bit. 

Losers

1.  Loyalty - Poor Vinnie Tatum.  He got stuck picking up a tab that wasn’t his and he had to sit and wait awkwardly for unmentionable things to finish.  And what does he get for being a good soldier?  A trip to federal court where he is forced to decide if the burden is on the woman to resist when her skirt is being raised in front of a group of strangers in public.

2.  Matt Jones - Our beloved KSR star is certainly having his Chip Brown moment in the sun right now as major websites are picking up his every tweet and every post.  Unfortunately for him, unlike the similar success enjoyed earlier this summer by Orangebloods.com’s Brown, his have to include words generally reserved for health class.  And, believe it or not, this is actually sleezier than the closed-doors handshakes and lies that surrounded conference realignment.

3.  Everyone else in my office pool - Sorry, guys.  I thought “commando” was a lock too.

- On an actual UK note, the Governor’s Cup Luncheon was held in Louisville on Wednesday and both Joker Phillips and Charlie Strong spoke to the crowd, both saying very positive things about each other and the friendship that exists between them.  Joker said that he considered joining Strong’s staff when Strong interviewed for previous head coaching positions.  Now, the two friends will be facing each other in what will be the head coaching debut for both.

- One of the major theme’s of Joker’s time at the podium was the confidence he has in his staff and the emphasis that he’s put on making sure they’re great recruiters, as well as coaches.  He acknowledged the returning coordinators (Randy Sanders and Steve Brown), but spent some time describing the new members of UK’s coaching staff and what he expects from them.  Most notably, he said that Tee Martin, in addition to being a good coach, is a valuable recruiting tool because “his name is still out there among the kids” and that he hired new offensive line coach Mike Summers because his lines are always physical and very knowledgable of offensive schemes.  He also said that Rock Oliver has helped transform the players physically in his short time in Lexington.  You could tell that Joker is extremely happy about where the coaches have gotten the players, as well as where he thinks they can take the program in the future. 

- On a personnel note, the big news was the eligibility of Donte Rumph, who not only adds depth to the defensive line, but also represents a good story of a player who fought for two years to get to Lexington.  Joker said that Rumph will play this season, saying “If we don’t play him now, he’ll be 40 years old before he finishes”, but said that he’s not placing high expectations on the young man because he will likely be out of shape.  However, you could tell he was genuinely pleased for his team, as well as the young man.

 - Joker also added that defensive tackle Mister Cobble is “day to day” in his efforts to gain eligibility.  The summer session ends next Thursday, so his status won’t be known before then.  He’s another player who might not have high expectations, but getting him available for games will add depth to a position where having fresh bodies is very important. 

- On a less positive note, Kentucky lost a recruit when three-star corner Justin Coleman committed to Tennessee.  Coleman said that it was neck and neck between the Vols and the Cats, but the tradition of Tennessee pushed them over the edge.  Plus, Louisville basketball has an incoming freshman named Justin Coleman and cheering for one and rooting against another would be too confusing for Kentucky fans.

- On a basketball note, Michael Gilchrist said he will wear #14 when he arrives in Lexington in 2011.  He will wear the jersey to honor his late father, whose birthday was the 14th of April, as well as Chris Douglas-Roberts.  For his part, CDR tweeted that UK better be glad that they have Coach Cal because it wasn’t too long ago that Gilchrist was wanting to be a Memphis Tiger.  Yet another reason to be happy about the current coaching situation.  You know, in case the current court proceedings in Louisville hadn’t provided enough yet. 

 - Also, the UK basketball schedule got two more games added when Missippi Valley State and Coppin State both announced they will play UK this season.  The Mississippi Valley game will be December 18 and Coppin State will come to Rupp on December 28.  Good thing we don’t have to camp out for tickets or else the tents would start popping up now. 

- On a non-UK note, prayers go out to the friends and family of Lorenzen Wright, whose body was found on Wednesday.  Wright, according to reports, was the victim of a dozen gun shot wounds and was reportedly linked to him having a large amount of cash in his possession.  A very sad story. 

  - And, finally, congratulations to commenter tdogg4033011 on the birth of his son yesterday morning.  I’m sure both he and duhvillecat will be wonderful parents to the happy and healthy little guy.  In all seriousness, though, congratulations.

That’s it for now.  Stay tuned throughout the day for all the UK goodness that you’d come to expect from us here at KSR, as well as all the ridiculousness that you’d expect from Sypher’s defense team cross-examining Rick Pitino.  It’s going to be an interesting day around, if nothing else.  See you in a few…

28 Responses to “Hell’s Thursday News and Views”

  1. GoCats2 Says:

    Wow Tdogg gets mentioned in a post and its not because Matt is lecturing him on commenting too much. Congratulations Tdogg!

    If the first question to Pitino under Cross-examination does not involve should he have put someone on the inbounds passer, I don’t want to know about it.

  2. Calipari'sInYourEar Says:

    Too bad KSR has forced it’s users to recreate user names so many times through server rebuilds and login restrictions that the member formerly know as simply “tdogg” now has to go by “tdogg4033011″

    Congrats tdogg, sorry about bogarting the thread you posted that in.

    Also, Gilchrist is a smart man. Get your jersey when the gettin is good! Can’t wait!

    Question: You know the myth that if something hits the floor in a kitchen that you have 5 seconds to pick it up before bacteria can infest it?

    Do you think Pitino look at Karen’s wizard sleeve and thought… I’ve got 15 seconds!?

  3. GoCats2010 Says:

    2. everyone can still use their old names, you just have to log in again. I thought I lost this one that I’ve been using for years, but the old ones are still around…

    unless you’re a genius like GoCats2 who forgot his password a long time ago…

  4. GoCats2 Says:

    #3 Thanks. I am on my 4th user name in over 4 years. I started with GoBigBlue73 back in the Tubby years. I have had to change mine once for being banned(still a sensitive issue for me if you knew what I was banned for) once for getting a new computer and it would not accept my old password and twice for for forgetting my password. I guess your sarcastic “genius” comment is accurate. Matt showed some sympathy and gave me a very easy password to remember. I would tell you what it is but I would not want kthblu, coedcat, Katwoman, Brianacat, or my lonelyolewife to know what it was.

  5. Carolina Blue is past tense for CAROLINA BLOWS Says:

    Just a few notes.

    1. GoCats2–surely you won’t forget that your password is “password”.

    2. Why did Rick not just tell the owner, “No need to leave. Just give me a few seconds and we can all walk out together.”

    3. I now know I am twice the man that Ricky is. My 3 inches of dangling fury gives my wife the 30 seconds of hell she deserves.

    Enough for now. Carry on.

  6. GoCats2 Says:

    #5 It is not password, and dont call me shirley.

  7. Cousins Fake Teeth Says:

    Wright was victim of gunshot wounds? CNN reports no foul play.

  8. Carolina Blue is past tense for CAROLINA BLOWS Says:

    Password2?

  9. RtW Says:

    found a video of a girl from Kentucky hosting a sports segment on the internet — pretty solid http://bit.ly/d7pSN1

  10. Carolina Blue is past tense for CAROLINA BLOWS Says:

    JONES–someone needs to kick you square between the legs if you don’t track this young lady down and ask her out. You two could become the Power Team of sports blogging. The possibilities are endless. Plus, I could think of worse things to wake up to in the morning. Tell her you will hold a seat for her at the trial. That would be a good story to tell the grandkids. Let us know how it turns out and good luck.

  11. Carolina Blue is past tense for CAROLINA BLOWS Says:

    http://www.michelehunter.com/Michele_Hunter/Welcome.html

    Here is a bit more on Ms. Michele. UK grad, gotta love that.

  12. bleedblue23 Says:

    Ricky Three Stacks gets the job done quick……..15 seconds flat!!!!!

  13. CalifCatFan Says:

    Since this has been a slow news month, I think Matt Jones should kiss the courthouse steps before he walks in each day and thank the comic gods for this trial.

  14. billwill431 Says:

    This is the one situation possible where it is awesome to have a lawyer as your sports source. lol only in ky. Good job Matt and KSR crew.

  15. tdogg4033011 Says:

    THANKS BEISNER !!! Duhville cat will be so delighted to see this post … lol

    1) aint that the truth, I just like to talk & when its about UK basketball or
    football I really really like to talk.

  16. SexnNursinHomes Says:

    I bet when Matt covers this trial he has a sh*t eating grin on his face.

    I say the trial has given us some entertainment to curb the craving for the Canada/Windsor games. Man, I pumped effin up!

  17. tdogg4033011 Says:

    16) I’m ready to see the Canada trip myself, just hoping it will be televised
    here in Ky. If not, im sure the KSR crew will make it as good as possible.

  18. SexnNursinHomes Says:

    17- Yeah, my biggest worry is that we won’t be able to see it. Hopefully someone will atleast put it on the net. I guess a live blog would be good, it just sucks that a possibility exists to not see Kanter break a canadians face on a slam dunk.

  19. tdogg4033011 Says:

    18) Yeah, I’ll take any kind of UK basketball I can get in mid August.

  20. slappy Says:

    Pitino telling Sypher she wouldn’t go to hell reminds me of the scene in Team America: World Police where the guy promises the girl that he’s never going to die so she’ll sleep with him. No matter how ridiculous, some people will say anything to get things to go their way.

  21. hugecatfan1 Says:

    Is it just me or after listening to the testimony so far in the Sypher trial and her penchant for certain acts - that Rick’s now going *Smack* I coulda had a….

  22. WalkersGoggles Says:

    It’s like when Larry David went for the backrub and the lady tried to “finish him off” and he told his wife that is “12 pumps tops!”

  23. IAM4UK-KSR Says:

    Given the fact that every Italian is a mobster* and that every mobster has a funny mobster nickname, I propose that Ricky “Three Stacks” be hereby re-dubbed “Fifteen Seconds.”

    *This is a joke, and no one actually believes that every Italian is a mobster. Lighten up, Francis.

  24. Indycatfan Says:

    I can hear 3 stacks during the conditioning drills now….Dammit_________ (place players name here) I can have sex faster than you can run the court.

  25. UKTRUBLUE Says:

    15 seconds while drunk, that’s pretty sad……

  26. BlueIrish Says:

    Ricky stays true to the “Fast Break”

  27. IAM4UK-KSR Says:

    So, if ol’ Fifteen Seconds pulled out as he claims, where’d he deposit his DNA sample? Did we have a Lewinsky-and-her-blue-dress scenario here, like RP’s buddy and shameful miscreant Slick Willy?
    It would be ironic, given Karen’s propensity for giving Lewinskys…

  28. BigBlue1976 Says:

    Quickie Three Stacks

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