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What do you get when you combine UK basketball, Amy Winehouse, Bruce Lunsford, midterm exams and a standup comedy performance by the guy who did the famous “We Love Kentucky Ba Ba Basketball” video (via Page One Kentucky)? Well you get this….quite possibly one of the greatest things ever on YouTube.
Its gold Jerry, GOLD! And in case you forgot who Daniel is (he runs the blog linked here and did this famous UK basketball music “rap” video:
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March 3rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Wow, that was unbearable.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Oh my God that was painful.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Ditto - I had to stop watching, work is funnier than that act
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:11 pm
oh my god…
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:12 pm
That was intolerable. I only made it 1:19 into it.
Question: Why was the guy who was holding the camera laughing so much at these jokes?
Discuss.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:17 pm
mj, THANK YOU for posting this… this is the best freaking thing i’ve ever seen. holy crap……………………………….
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Absolutely. horrible.
Banya does NOT think this is pure gold. Its not even pure brass.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:21 pm
dude, that guy can bring it… don’t piss him off or he’ll come after you. i can’t believe this. cracks on mid-terms, the elections, ohio, texas, a couple steve kragthorpe bombs, a couple shout-outs to the cats. i’m impressed.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
bridge smack
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
#5 that question can be answered easily…. jay deskins was the man holding the camera, and i happened to go to high school with both jay and daniel solzman (the ever so funny stand up comedian you have been graced with here). i will just say being friends with jay and knowing both of them, i can assure that it isnt the jokes(or lack thereof) that he was laughing at…
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:36 pm
PITIFUL! Cats looked pretty solid against UT! We need them to play just as hard and beat the GameCocks and the Gatorz!
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:37 pm
11) yeah they were hanging out with me before the gig.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:37 pm
12) dude you missed those posts by about 23 hours
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:56 pm
#5
A smart amatuer comedian brings usually brings a group of friends with him as sort of a “saftey net”. So, just in case his act bombs, he’ll have people there laughing so he won’t look that bad. That might have been the case here.
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:08 pm
#15- Problem is, these tools have no friends. That was the single worst stand-up act of all time. PAINFUL~
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:11 pm
SI has UK in the tournament as a #9 Seed.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/stewart_mandel/03/03/bub ble.watch/index.html?eref=T1
Finally, a bracket with UK projected!
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:18 pm
16, I have friends and before you say that was the worst act of all time, have you been on stage before to where you can actually comment on that? Most were studying for midterms and were unable to make it. Some weren’t in town at the time. Believe me, improv/sketch are my strong suits and will be even better after I start taking professional classes
And Matt, will you please wait for the high quality version without Jay’s laughter before you link next time?
So yes, I didn’t bring my A game because I had been busy before the show writing paper after paper on time of real work but that does not excuse the lack of an audience.
This was the smallest crowd I played by far. I’ve been well recieved with huge laughs at other venues.
Speaking of Lunsford, photo caption contest at the blog right now. Promote that, will ya?
and 11, or should I say Jeff, where the frick were you?
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:21 pm
14) Well, I couldn’t think of anything else to say regarding those videos. Better not to say anything if ya know what I mean. This is a CATS blog, so I wanted to talk about the team!
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:26 pm
19…I went on thinking that I’d be reading something from the Vandy game but no, I saw something else instead! Dang it, Matt!
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
#20, you’re not funny, man. Seriously.
Signed,
Carrot Top
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:30 pm
22.)
first of all the laughter was out of being uncomfortable.
signed,
the filmer of the show, seriously
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
All I’ll say is that if you put yourself out there (on stage and Youtube) you gotta be ready for some criticism. That being said, I applaud your bravery. Keep on truckin’ dsolzman.
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Solzman, it was awful. Not saying you aren’t a swell guy and you don’t have friends, but the stand up was painful to watch.
It’s werid, you actually have a good stand up voice. You know, the dorky white guy voice… But you seemed terribly uncomfortable up there.
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:33 pm
The best fan abuse, accroding to SI…..Plenty of UT, UNC and Puke hatred out there.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0802/campus. fan.abuse/content.1.html?bcnn=yes
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I was gonna suggest a 3-drink minimum to help your act, but on second thought, consuming that much alcohol and listening to your schtik at the same time might cause drowsiness.
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:37 pm
and when I said Vandy game, I meant Tennessee.
Here’s some food for thought and this was my fourth time on stage if you don’t include the
six episode late night comedy talk show that I had in undergrad.
Here’s some food for thought:
http://www.hauntedsmile.com/excerpt.html
The audience loved his jokes, but it wasn’t always so easy for Seinfeld. In his early twenties, on the same day he graduated college, he made his first stand-up comedy appearance at New York’s Catch a Rising Star. It was open-mike night, and the young comedian had his chance. He walked up to the microphone and froze. He managed to blurt out the subjects of his would-be jokes but not the jokes themselves. He stood there saying words: “The beach. Driving. Shopping. Parents.” Unable to continue, he left the stage.
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Daniel, PLEASE send me the video of that comedy talk show
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
^^are you seriously comparing yourself to jerry seinfeld? that’s WAY funnier than anything you said in your act.
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
No…I’m just saying that he was unable to do his act when he first started. That was adescription of what happened during his first show. I could never compare myself to Seinfeld, not at this stage in my career.
Matt…I wish you the best of luck in finding video of that show. I was unable to get footage to keep so that I could get it out on YouTube and I believe that all footage is lost. A shame, I know, because it was the first place that Trey Grayson announced he was running for re-election. This was March or April of 2005.
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Seinfeld?? I don’t think I’ll live long enough to see dsolzman compared to Seinfeld!!! at least by network critics.
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
But back to Steve Kragthorpe…I did have a few jokes ready if UK Basketball went on another losing streak. I left it out of my December set.
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I always thought those guys were malingering but I guess they really are that stupid.
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I am not stupid. Not by any means.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:01 pm
honestly the guy filming is funnier, he should be on stage…jay is the man!! more jay deskins!
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Although I can’t say I’ve ever been on stage, I can say I am 0 for 0 at dropping a bomb onstage. Some look at this as I am batting 100%. This however, is not the case for you. Dsolzman 0 - Onstage Bombs 1
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Just like I’ll never play SS for the Yankees, you my friend, will never be funny.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:07 pm
What’s the deal with Ovaltine? It’s not oval, it’s round. Why not call it Roundtine? Now, THAT’s comic gold, Jerry…gold.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:11 pm
37, I disagree.
My last two gigs killed btw.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Lets see those videos then! Why post a trainwreck?
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Unfortunately for both of us, they weren’t filmed.
I can tell you that I opened the one show saying I just found out that my girlfriend was pregnant. To make it worse, she didn’t tell me…she told the press. Then I went on to blast the Spears family.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Quit.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I need more Solzman videos pronto
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:29 pm
mj- we ALL need more Solzman vids… when will you be performing in louisville? and how much does it cost? i’m in.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:30 pm
more Solzman, more Jan Terri
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
dsolzman videos or Kige videos - I can’t get enough
Someone please, please link me
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Your problem was two-fold. A. Your presentation was awful.
B. Your jokes were bad… For example, 70% of your audience probably had no clue who Kragthorpe is. Further, I’d bet 90% had no idea that Scott county Beat the “bruins” for the basketball state title last year.
If you’re going to use sports as a joke you have to use pop culture. Clemens, steroids etc… Not obscure coaches and high school state titles.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Tell Andy the Intern to STFU!!!!!!!
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L7yh6AgTDY
Solzman Video
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:42 pm
47- stop it. no tips. we need this to continue in its current state.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I agree, pathetic. Applaud the effort, but I couldn’t even make it through the video and I am trying to waste time.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
#50-Good point… I’ll stop. But seriously. Did he expect people would know that Scott County won?
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
49) well played.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:48 pm
yes, goukcatsgo, yes… he did expect that. we need him to keep expecting that if we want more classic vids
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
hill is a goat
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
#54- Scary that anybody would expect that. But then again, he did make a rap video… At a college campus… And no, they weren’t kidding.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Hill as in Hillary or Hill as in Aaron Hill of the Blue Jays?
47…um, if anyone goes to UK, they would know that Kragthorpe coaches the rival’s football team.
And I only knew Scott County won because I watched the game as my alma mater was playing in it.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
57, how many times do i have to say that the lazy tuesday video was a spoof that more folks took way too seriously.
56, ain’t gonna happen. secondly, it’s DOZEN, not “dozon.” I’m more improv and sketch material than stand-up and I’m man enough to admit that but before you start being critical of others…have you ever done stand-up? There. If you haven’t the balls and guts to get on stage, you’d be better off remaining quiet as far as criticism goes (and I have the the thick skin…I no longer read the youtube comments. Heck, until Page One linked, I had no idea this video was online.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Dear Solzman,
What was up with the “Lazy Tuesday” video? What was that? Have you ever seen Lazy Sunday?
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:08 pm
#59-You say it was a spoof now, but by looking at your stand-up act you may want to say that was a spoof too. Painful man, painful. And yes, I have been on stage…
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:08 pm
dsolzman, you need to watch what you say about Kragthorp. He has a family and has feelings. You need to be careful berating him in public like that. You’re all political. Look up the word “smearing” in your little Jerry’s Kids books. It’s illegal pal, and you may have hell to pay.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:09 pm
uh oh… spelling smack. you’ve pissed him off and he’s coming for you 56. take cover immediately. his wrath knows no bounds.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
He’ll probably write a song about you. And publicly trash your name. Slander! SLANDER I tells ya!
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:16 pm
64- if i had that name i’d be the one who was worried. as much louisville smack as he talked in his routine, i think you’re the next target
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:22 pm
65 - Oh, he doesn’t want to bring it on me. It’s one thing to talk his weak smack about someone who won’t comment back. But I would bury his arse. Bury it.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
This is just so I can be post number 69
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:24 pm
POST – 69. EAT THAT ONE You golden clown!
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Dude, the thing with comedy is that it can be offensive and still in good taste?
62, dude, you can’t even spell your own coach’s name! At least, when I spell Gillispie, I don’t make a typo. Your coach’s name is KRAGTHORPE, yes the E is silent but it’s there nonetheless! Is this the education system they have in Kentucky? No wait, we don’t have the budger to give the students the lower tuition. All of a sudden, our tuition rates are like our credit card bills.
Slappy called it, didn’t he (or she, I don’t want to be politically incorrect here)?
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
So I was watching a video on youtube, cut me some slack. You think I check KSR every waking minute for new comments? No. I need to watch Conan’s monologue and other things. Oh, and Elizabeth Banks f***ing Seth Rogen for the millionth time.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Hey Golden Idiot, if you’re gonna slam someone for spelling, at least make sure you don’t make a spelling mistake. It’s “budgeT” not “budger”.
I’d argue that the problem isn’t the education system, its morons like you trying be a politician and lead this state when you don’t know your head from a hole in Coach Clyde’s rear end
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
yes i did call it. can i call you dsolz-youda-man?
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:31 pm
You need to stop watching Conan and work on balancing the state budger
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
72- it’s not “its” possessive. It’s “it’s” the contraction, you stupid piece of trash. if YOU are going to slam dsolz-youda-man, make sure you do it with proper grammar. i got your back dsolz-youda-man
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
How about “Scratch Cats” for a name?
scratch = to scrape or dig, collect with difficulty or by effort, to make a living by hard work and especially through irregular means and sacrifice.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Oooo… look at me… Kiss off Slappy. What is this, a freakin 6th grade grammar school lesson? Based on what the Golden Junk Heap is doing, I bet he thinks like a 6th grader. He needs to stop attacking UofL. I’m afraid he doesn’t know who he’s dealing with.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:38 pm
no 77, it’s actually a 4th grade grammar school lesson, only you’re too stupid to realize that it’s a lesson you’d learn in the 4th grade and not in the 7th. idiot. and dsolz-youda-man can attack UofSmell all he wants. in fact, i’ll only pay to see his show if he promises to slam UofSmell.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Slappy is a jerk. I hope he catches on fire and burns to death.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I will go to Dsolz next show (if he has the courage to tell us when it will be). If I find that he cracks more than 3, yes 3 UofL jokes, then there will be hell to pay. I’ll be in the audience. I’ll know. And I’ll take action. You are warned, dsolz.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:42 pm
dude, if you’re in the audience at the next dsolz show and i’m there it will be on. i’ll start a full-scale riot.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I you have to respect a guy who tries to put it out there. But, I think I feel more sorry for him because his routines are horrific.
Keep trying! Maybe he can make it. I would think in Guantanamo Bay would be a great venue for him. Terrorist would break in the first 30 seconds of his monologue. There would be no more need for water-boarding.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Big Man huh… You’re talking all this crap hiding behind some stupid name like “Slappy.” What is that like the name of some retarded squirrel cartoon? Good lord…
If you’re man enough… where a purple shirt to the next show. I’ll wear a green one. When its over, stand up and I’ll stand up. Waive our arms. If I see you… I will kick your ass. I’ll kick it into the ground.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Question for Dsolzman… are you a virgin? Seriously. No way you’ve ever slept with a real woman.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:47 pm
“waive” our arms? what the hell does “waive” mean? i’ll kick your skinny little 4th-grade incorrect grammar ass in a pink shirt if i need to
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Like stand up and waive them. I mean hell, its not like there will be more than 5 people there anyway. Odds are this idiot will be playing some guys living room or something. Do you really think he could draw more than 5 or 6 people?
Once I see you, there will be blood everywhere. Yours.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:53 pm
dsolzman- instead of pleading a spoof/try insanity first. Leave the spoofs to Christopher Guest. Your obscure references and delivery seems like Dennis Miller meets Richie Farmer.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Good call Chuck Norris. That’s an elegant way of saying that Dsolzman makes Corky from Life Goes On look intelligent.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:00 pm
The delay from slappy- means he is trying to think of something clever to respond with. Then we should look for a post around 9pm est based on his comedic talent.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:02 pm
that’s what happens when i get a phone call, I missed the wrong key. now i come off as a hypocrite with a double standard.
I’m not trying to be a politician. There was a time when I wanted to become president but I realized that the media makes the elections last four years rather then the former two years…or one year that they used to be. Now, Matt has me on a soap box! Look what you did, Matt!
CardsFanHatesUK, I won’t make any guesses as you who you might be. I’ve got one guess but it’s beneath my dignity to even post it here, no less. You know what…I’ll get off my soap box and then get back to CardsFanHatesUK vs Slappy. This is a laugh riot already.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Solzman, you should just create a new screen name and pretend like you havent been posting today and that it was someone pretending to be you. Thats pretty much the only way you can save face.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I think I know who CardsFanHatesUK is- Alex Legion’s mother.
Dsolzman- politically speaking- hopefully we can gerrymander you into obscurity1
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
and after lazy tuesday was released, any chances of winning office are over. but i’m fine with that. i wouldn’t be fine with myself if i were running on a campaign promise and then break said promise once elected
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Just because his one friend thinks he is funny doesn’t mean he is. His buddy is probably his only friend because he is the only one who doesn’t want to kill himself when they hears him start taking. I guess he just wanted someone else to listen to him talk.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Hey, 95, STFU
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:48 pm
i made it to 4:22 but only by sheer willpower.
i am now 12 IQ points dumber for having seen it.
thx Matt
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
dsolzman-yeah dude seriously give the comedy routine up..the only way you will “kill” is if you dispense laughing gas out of the air condition vents.
cardsfanhatesUK- im guessing you’re an illegitmate child with a need for attention…get a f’n life you piece of shit…why the hell would you get on a UK fan site…I wouldnt dare catch myself on a UofL site..(if there is one…in fact if there is its probably ran by a prisoner, on good behavior, getting the priviledge of internet access during yard time)…so got rep “da ville” you cumdumpster.
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:04 pm
go*
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
98, I didn’t do anything to lower your self esteem so why would you try and lower mine? It didn’t work. I have thick skin. I could have a fake feud with another blog if I wanted to and it would still be successful.
and CFHUK, yea, he or she has some sort of ego problem. Why would they be on a UK fan site/blog anyway?
I’m not giving up my budding comedy career, which is just really starting…
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Solzman, honestly man, this is the second time an internet video of you has sucked so bad that it depressed me. A few things:
1. We all know “Lazy Tuesday” was supposed to be a spoof of “Lazy Sunday”. Problem: Lazy Sunday was already a spoof. You do spoofs of things which take themselves seriously, like rap videos, and apply something ridiculous to them (like rapping about going to see “Chronicles of Narnia”). You don’t do spoofs of spoofs. And if you do, make sure your spoof is remotely similar to the spoof you are spoofing. Furthermore, rap requires a base beat for rhythm, not the downtrodden violin from “Schindler’s List”. Spoof or no spoof, Lazy Tuesday was horrendous in every way.
2. The problem with your stand-up isn’t your delivery. It also isn’t your jokes. It’s both. They are both wretched. Sometimes I couldn’t tell if they were jokes, or if you were just making small talk. Example:
“OK, any Bruins in the house? Not the UCLA Bruins. The other Bruins. Yeah, the ones that lost to Scott County in the state championship in basketball.”
Was this supposed to be a joke? If so, where’s the punch-line? Another example:
“So, is anyone watching this election at all? Anyone? It’s being shoved down our throats every day. Even if you do watch Jon Stewart to get your national news. And I know you watch Jon Stewart because the ratings say college students watch Jon Stewart. Because I know they’re not getting their news from Dan Rather. I’m not getting my news from Katie Couric. Her ratings are so far down the tubes I don’t even know why she still has a job…”
What you just did was list a bunch of facts in a silly, sarcastic voice. There is nothing insightful, nothing biting, nothing to warrant a laugh of any sort. You even throw in a completely random Donald Trump impression for no reason later in your act.
I could go on and on, but really, there’s no point. It’s just horrendous. I commend you for having the courage to get on stage, but courage does not equal funny. Please don’t pay for those professional classes. Save your money.
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:42 pm
First off, this is not an internet video. This was a stand-up performance that just happened to be taped…which I had no idea that it would be going online. Nor did I think KSR or Page One would actually post it.
You will notice that I haven’t, myself, uploaded anything in a long while because I wanted it to be professional quality (which wouldn’t be the low quality that this stand-up performance was. I scratched the sequel to LT because of that.
There’s a lot of influence from Lewis Black and Jon Stewart in my stand-up but as I have said time and time again, I am more suited for improv and sketch comedy, a very different ballgame in and within itself (FACT: Milton Berle’s comedy was not suited for radio but for television. I am man enough to admit that my stand-up act is a work in progress…and seriously, why are we even debating this when we should be talkiing about Kentucky’s chances for the NCAA? I wasn’t as prepared for this show as I was other shows. I had an interview earlier in the
day…so I wasn’t really working on jokes.
I could go on and on, too…in five years, you’ll be saying that “I never thought he had a chance but he’s a hit…something like that.
Am I saying I’m great? No, I’m not. But every single time a video hits the net, people just love to cut down what they see? I don’t know why that is, they just do.
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Fair enough. Continue to fight the good fight.
In my view, UK needs to win these last two regular season games and win at least 1 SEC tournament game to have a very good shot of making the NCAA Tourney. Add one more SEC tournament victory, we’ll have 20 wins and I think we’re in for sure.
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:56 pm
We better win these next two. I was hoping we’d be Tennessee. Too many turnovers. Not having Patterson out there does make a difference but had Crawford not had all that foul trouble, it could have been a different game.
Next stop: The Dave Odom Farewell Tour
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:06 pm
OH Napier looks like a Grammy winner next to this garbage. More OH. No more of this shit.
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Is it really that hard to remember the words to this rap?
Definitely white ba-ba-boys.
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:34 pm
I made it through 2:12 of the (non) comedy video. Just one
comment Solzman— don’t go on stage if you aren’t prepared. You
never know when you’ll miss your one chance at making it big.
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
That was unbearable. The guy holding the camera made it even worse with his forced laugh.
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Lewis Black and Jon Stewart influence? Are you kidding me? I would say that was an influenced by a brick wall and a monotone professor .
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:40 pm
no an*
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Don’t let these guys bring you down. I do believe in you and think this could turn into an extremely profitable career…
I have heard of a longstanding practice in India in which transvestites camp out in people’s front yards. (This may be difficult for you to understand, but for most people this isn’t welcomed. I know, it sounds like a blissful marriage of Christmas and Valentine’s Day, but bear with me.) Anyway, to avoid the annoyance of this person’s mere presence, the homeowner pays the transvestite to leave the property.
You are that transvestite.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 pm
worst two videos i’ve ever seen in my life….those people are why retarded people are born every day.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Dsolzman, why the crack on the Bruins? As a fellow Ballardian, I resent that statement. Hell of a game that was and hell of a performance by yourself, hats off to ya.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:51 pm
111 - Thanks for the spit take. Good to know that something funny came from this thread.
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
dsolzman
Film quality and not knowing that it was being filmed are not the reasons your performance made us all sick. You are equating yourself with Ghyslain “Star Wars Kid” Raza. Wasn’t that his excuse. Except Raza has 10 times more comedic talent.
You need to seek out the humor coach that Borat used. Then maybe we will see you in 2nd City Comedy Troupe (the 2nd City is not Georgetown in Scott Co.- hhhhaaahahaha!!!!) I just created a real rib buster. I’m sorry if I went over your head there.
When I see you on Sat Night Live; you will have to remember that the participants of this board will have been your muse.
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
That seemed more like a lecture than a stand up gig. You set up some jokes and then either changed the subject our just said something that was true but not funny true.
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:13 pm
113, thanks. It was a great game.
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Here is my new blog totally devoted to Daniel Solzman (the comedian for the 31st Century): http://danielsolzman.wordpress.com/
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Ok. I’m very bored tonight.
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
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March 3rd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
I’d rather get kicked in the balls twice than watch Solzman perform.
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:28 pm
#83–Nice Baby Jordan reference there. #98 I’m pretty sure it’s governed by Darth Vader. #85 I was thinking the same question.
March 4th, 2008 at 6:21 am
[...] Klassiker mit Langzeitwirkung - Brechts “Erben” in Deutschland So feinsinnig, so komplex, so locker ist diese Musik, dass sie schon fast zur Sprache wird. Auch die schwarz gekleideten Gothics seien keineswegs durch die Bank Satanisten. Die droht eher im Billigsegment und zwar aus China, Japan und Indonesien. Deine Arbeit lässt viel zu wünschen übrig.Geographisch teilt sich Deutschland in drei Regionen: die Norddeutsche Tiefebene (von der Nord- und Ostseeküste bis an den Rand der Mittelgebirge im Süden), die Mittelgebirge (vom Harz bis an die Donau) sowie die Alpen mitsamt ihren Ausläufern (südlich der Donau bis an die Grenzen zu Österreich und der Schweiz). Begonnen hatte alles mit dem Priester Arumugam Paskaran, der vor 18 Jahren aus seiner Heimat Jaffna auf Sri Lanka vor den dort tobenden ethnischen Auseinandersetzungen floh und im Westen Asyl beantragen wollte. In vielen historischen und sozialen Gesellschaftsmodellen wird das Alter als System einer Beschreibung herangezogen; in der bildenden Kunst hat es sich zu vielen Zeiten als Grundlage einer stilistischen Breite zu einer Zeit angeboten. Wandjo, im Fachbereich Musikwirtschaft für die Praxis zuständig, arbeitete bei solch großen Plattenfirmen wie Sony und East West Records, und Metzger schließlich baute ab 1997 die Rockstiftung Baden-Württemberg auf. Eingeflossen sind auch die Ergebnisse einer Tagung der Evangelischen Akademie Bad Boll im November 2002, die von der Körber-Stiftung gefördert wurde. “Lessings vielschichtiges Werk hat bis heute weder an Größe noch an Aktualität verloren”, darauf wies Bundestagspräsident Wolfgang Thierse, der das Lessing-Jahr 2004 in Kamenz am 17. Januar eröffnete, in seinem Geleitwort zum Veranstaltungsprogramm hin. Um so herausragender ist die Entdeckung eines 1990 erstmals beobachteten Fliegenschnäppers aus Bolivien, Matt Jones: [...]
March 4th, 2008 at 9:41 am
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my favorite part as the guy who is laughing in the background was daniel yelling at the cell phone call.
then, it was when his voice rises when he says bill o’reilly and when his voice cracks.
March 4th, 2008 at 10:04 am
#123- My favorite Bertolt Brecht play is Galileo. You tell how much disdain he had for the Fascist.
My classics professor made us take Greek:[…]
Daniel Solzman κωμωδια sucks. Αυτος δεν χρειαζεται να σταματησω τη δουλεια του στο Super Αμερικη. Ακομα και ανεκδοτα του Μπρεχτ ειναι καλυτερα απο τα κατορθωματα του. Και, ο Μπρεχτ ηταν μια απο τις πιο σοβαρες θεατρικος συγγραφεας της εποχης μας.
[…] Κλασικα με μακροπροθεσμη επιδραση - Μπρεχτ “κληρονομοι” στη Γερμανια Ετσι ανεπαισθητες, τοσο συνθετο, τοσο χαλαρη αυτη η μουσικη ειναι οτι εχει σχεδον τεθηκαν. Ακομη και το μαυρο-επιμεταλλωμενα goths με την Satanist. Η απειλη της περισσοτερο στο τμημα χαμηλων τιμων και απο την Κινα, την Ιαπωνια και την Ινδονησια. Η δουλεια σας ειναι πολυ απο το να ειναι επιθυμητο übrig.Geographisch Γερμανια ειναι χωρισμενη σε τρεις περιοχες: το γερμανικο Βορρα Απλο (απο τη Βορεια Θαλασσα και τη Βαλτικη ακτη προς το ακρο του ορεινου στο νοτο), η ορεινη (απο ρητινη στον Δουναβη) και οι Αλπεις μαζι τους προποδες (νοτια του Δουναβη στα συνορα με την Αυστρια και την Ελβετια). Ολα ξεκινησαν με τον ιερεα Arumugam Paskaran, πριν απο 18 χρονια απο την πατριδα της Τζαφνα στη Σρι Λανκα πριν απο την μαινεται εκει εφυγαν εθνοτικες συγκρουσεις στη Δυση και ηθελαν να υποβαλουν αιτηση για ασυλο. Σε πολλες ιστορικων και κοινωνικων μοντελων, οπως το συστημα των ηλικιων που χρησιμοποιειται στην περιγραφη των εικαστικων τεχνων, εχει πολλες φορες ως η βαση για μια υφολογικων ευρος καθε φορα. Wandjo, στο Τμημα Μουσικων βιομηχανια υπευθυνη για την πρακτικη, εργαστηκε με τοσο μεγαλες δισκογραφικες εταιρειες, οπως η Sony και EastWest Records, και τελικα Metzger χτισμενο απο το 1997 και μετα το βραχο Baden-Wuerttemberg. Υποψη ειναι τα αποτελεσματα μιας συνεδριασης της Ευαγγελικης Ακαδημιας Bad Boll τον Νοεμβριο του 2002 απο το Ιδρυμα Körber. “Lessing εργοστασιο συγκροτημα εχει μεχρι τωρα ουτε σε μεγεθος, ουτε στην πραγματικοτητα χαθει”, τονισε Προεδρος της Γερμανικης Βουλης κ. Wolfgang Thierse, το 2004 και το Kamenz Lessing, 17 λειτουργιας τον Ιανουαριο, με τον προλογο για το προγραμμα των εκδηλωσεων. Ολα τα εκκρεμη ειναι η ανακαλυψη του 1990 παρατηρηθηκε πρωτη Fliegenschnäppers απο τη Βολιβια, Matt Jones: […]
March 4th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Solzman, you are the funniest man on the internet don’t let these other clowns bother you. You should stick to the skits cause clearly that is your strong suit. The “Lazy Tuesday” video is a masterpiece starting with the part where you say “Smith sending Obrzut” then looking back at your paper and forgetting where you were reading, then finding it and singing “Pick Roll like we drew it.” Man that was classic.
The part where you mentioned where all the cats work “Mike Prat works with LAP’s Mike LEACH LEACH LEACH” was AWESOME. That repeating stuff is too funny, keep it up.
I have shown this video to almost everyone in my office and Teresa, an old lady in accounting just about wet herself at the end when you guys do that fake dunk and running around part.
Please post more satire videos. I suggest you and this guy do a UK version of “Two Wild and Crazy Guys” but with references to where Kyle Macy works and with a sad oboe playing in the background
March 6th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
hey chucknorris- you dumbass. there was no “delay” so i could think of something funny -not all of us can just spend the entire day blasting UL fans online. dead babies are funnier than you are. nice job on the “For a limited time only” crack. that’s the lamest thing i’ve ever seen, especially for somebody who’s trying to be funnier than everyone else. get that weak ish outta here.
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