[Moderated by Matt Jones]

South Carolina SGA Resolution signees: Ebbie Yazdani, Meredith Ross, Alex Strosman
Earlier this week, the University of South Carolina student senate sent the following letter to the UK student government and the Kentucky Kernel:
The Kernel and the UK SGA declined to respond so I took it upon myself to speak on behalf of Big Blue Nation.
The following letter was sent to the University of South Carolina Student Government and The Daily Gamecock.
Dear University of South Carolina SGA,
I am writing in response to your student government resolution regarding University of Kentucky athletics. As an elected student official of the University of South Carolina, I’m sure most of your time over the past few years has been spent on the campaign trail giving speeches and distributing campaign promotional items (i.e. ‘Cock pencils, ‘Cock buttons, and ‘Cock suckers.) It’s understandable that this may prohibit you from ordinary college activities like fighting, drinking beer, having friends, and, especially in your case, watching sports. Unfortunately, attending USC games as first chair oboe doesn’t qualify you as a sports analyst.I realize this isn’t the platform for debating athletic superiority and I’m certainly not here to get in a pissing match, (I’m looking at you, Meredith), but I will say that it’s laughable for South Carolina to call out one of, if not, the greatest basketball programs in NCAA history. Our trophy case is full of national titles, SEC championships, and All-American trophies. Yours has 2 NIT championships, a couple of platinum Hootie & the Blowfish plaques, and a whole bunch of empty space for Renaldo Balkman’s Digital Underground memorabilia. Seeing this overconfidence and trash talking leads me to believe that Michael Phelps isn’t the only one getting high in Columbia.
In your defense, your basketball team beat us two weeks ago. Congratulations. You took advantage of the best team in the nation on their off night. It’s like the chubby, cross-eyed kid at the party preying on the vulnerable, tequila-drunk girl that everyone wants a piece of. You know the one; she’s the freshman sweetheart that took out a fifth of Jose after an emotional phone call and gave it up for the first time to the first one in line. We were that girl. We had just gotten off the phone with Obama, drank too much of the proverbial #1 poison, and there you were. And, like that young girl, we woke up the next morning wondering what the hell happened last night and what people will say. Just know that we’re only one mistake away from perfection but you are and will always be the chubby, cross-eyed kid bragging about “that one time.”
So keep printing your “Number One is Done” Gamecock tees because that’s exactly what it was… a game cock tease to the USC basketball program.
As far as the invitation to play “any sport, anywhere, anytime” goes, I’m sorry but we respectfully decline. We have an NCAA Tournament to focus on and we’ve given you enough TV ratings and revenue for one year. If you want a basketball rematch worth playing, I suggest you contact Wofford College. You remember them, right?
Go Cats.
Boom,
Drew Franklin
KentuckySportsRadio.com
thedrewfranklin@gmail.com
Twitter: @TheDrewFranklin
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February 5th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Atta boy, Drew.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:44 pm
We lost our #1 ranking and fell all the way to #3. They showed us.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:44 pm
No one, and I mean no one, can bring it like Drew. He should pimp his beat down services to the general public for a hefty fee. That would qualify as a job(ish). Joe B would approve.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
I agree with what you wrote great article.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Nice work, Drew! Funny stuff…I want them to see this.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Bustin out the fancy image software. Boom!
February 5th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
I agree with what you wrote great article.At least we are relevant to the big picture something they know nothing about and never will.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
The cocks suck!
February 5th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
If I had choked to death…It was Drew fault! snacking on some chips, curiously reading Drew’s letter…hahahaha cock suckers about did me in.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:49 pm
Hahaha nice..
February 5th, 2010 at 10:49 pm
I’m sure that isn’t the only pearl necklace Meredith gets when she yells “Go Cocks!” (you may want to moderate this comment. I understand)
February 5th, 2010 at 10:51 pm
I regret that you stooped to their level. Its like if pee wee herman called mike tyson a wussy, he should laugh it off, not point out that pee wee hasn’t beat the crap out of larry holmes. It speaks for itself, theoretically
February 5th, 2010 at 10:52 pm
well put drew, you know how to own those cocks
February 5th, 2010 at 10:53 pm
After all the hype Matt gave this piece…Im kinda disappointed. Still good, but I was expecting more…
February 5th, 2010 at 10:53 pm
I want Drew to be the heir of KSR when Matt leaves
February 5th, 2010 at 10:53 pm
“Cock” suckers……omg that was funny.
Boom,
YourOwnPersonalBlueJesus
February 5th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
@11, nice
February 5th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
You could have hit ‘em harder than that. You should have written your final article, then edited it, after about 3 bourbons. Then it would have been perfect.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
bschoen, this isn’t some altercation between two high school kids. it’s a game, and at the moment south carolina turned it into a war, we fired back.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
Classic!!! How much for Drew to work at my 36th bday party?
February 5th, 2010 at 10:56 pm
Fantastic, buddy.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:57 pm
Yeah, I was hoping for a little more of a beatdown but this was funny Drew. I love your “brand” of funny, especially on twitter.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:59 pm
13, seriously, the high-horse attitude is pretty lame. There’s a big difference between “stoop[ing] to their level” and simply reminding them of their place in the grand scheme of things. Sometimes, people get a little too big for their proverbial britches, and that’s when they need to be bitch slapped back to reality.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:59 pm
Honestly it’s all great; from them making a ridiculous resolution to Drew’s reply. See WV, isn’t this kind of thing more fun and clever than chucking quarters at people. Now if UK would just challenge them to a rifle team match, that would set them straight.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:00 pm
awesome shit drew!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
that picture is a perfect cock n balls, hanging to the right a bit.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
Meh, lame. I’m not sure how you could leave out the fact that their current 3 game win streak gives them a total of 10 wins all time against us. 41-10 is all that needs to be said IMO.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
well done.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
BOOM, ROASTED
February 5th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
Beautiful.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
WTF is that growing on Ralph Nader’s face? Someone should name that bad boy.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:04 pm
HAHA!!! OK I’m not a big fan of trash talk, especially when it comes to a team with cocks as a name but damn this made me spit my makers mark all over my “7 national chammpionships” UK rug. well done drew well done!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:05 pm
That just made my day so much better.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
19, 23 I’m just saying its a waste of bullets to shoot a roach.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Is the guy on the left with the herpe’ on his chin/lip, Aasif Mandvi of “The Daily Show”?
February 5th, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Oh snap….Drew throwin’ punches. Get em Drew!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:08 pm
34 this is just darts. Come back at 3am for bullets.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:09 pm
Where’s Beisner? Hopefully he is witnessing Drew pwning cocks.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:09 pm
Boom!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:11 pm
Great start, Part 2 coming out tommorrow ?
February 5th, 2010 at 11:11 pm
I sign my name like a 12 year old
February 5th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
COCKED SMACKED
February 5th, 2010 at 11:13 pm
Is that Bobby Jindal?
February 5th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
I didn’t really like the comparison of our team to a drunk girl getting screwed at a party. That was a little awkward and embarrassing.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
Classic.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
Anybody else notice the names of Senators starts with Ali-Anan?
February 5th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
Can’t wait until they come in to Rupp. I bet Wall pours it in that night.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:16 pm
Al-Anan
February 5th, 2010 at 11:16 pm
The USC student government sure is a homely bunch
February 5th, 2010 at 11:17 pm
Drew, great job!, but you put way too much work into it. All that needed to be said is if your mascot is the cocks, it speaks foritself!lol!!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
52. Yup. Hilarious.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
drew, you took the best those Cocks had, chewed it up and spit it back out on them.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
hell yeah
February 5th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Cats will bury the Cocks (hehe!) in a couple of weeks at the house that Rupp built!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
#54 So you’re saying Drew snowballed the ‘Cocks???
February 5th, 2010 at 11:21 pm
bias bias bias i love UK bias bias bias
This is great, and I’m sad that UK didn’t send anything back. I’ve not been alive long enough to witness the birth’s of rivalries, or not even rivalries, but some of our more spirited competitors in conference play. It would be nice to see this matchup become more emotional, ending with us on top every time.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:23 pm
That’s classic!!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:23 pm
Racial slurs? Why yes.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:25 pm
Great one Drew, I had to clean the screen because I spit some rum and coke when I read Cock Pencils, Cock Buttons, and Cocl SUCKERS
February 5th, 2010 at 11:25 pm
Drew poops ice cream
February 5th, 2010 at 11:25 pm
If I’m Horn, you know how pissed I’d be at the SGA after he gets a 40+ beat down this year at Rupp?
February 5th, 2010 at 11:26 pm
has anyone mentioned that today is ramel’s birthday?
February 5th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Drew, you burned those cocks.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
bewt
February 5th, 2010 at 11:28 pm
*cough*
http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/uu65/BPsycho/VeryCrazyGuys.jpg
February 5th, 2010 at 11:29 pm
Bravo
February 5th, 2010 at 11:31 pm
You are my hero Drew,I can get you any girl from EKU that you want…..
February 5th, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Greatest thing I have ever read. It even surpasses the Bible.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
very funny cant wait until they come to rupp watch them get slaped right in ther cock sucker.. than they can watch ther cocks play in the NIT maybe..GO BIG BLUE
February 5th, 2010 at 11:34 pm
I’d like to hit Meredith with a cold cock.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
is it just me or does the kid on the right make you want tp scream in a scottish accent “HEAD, PANTS, NOW!!!”
February 5th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
Great post steve!!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:36 pm
Its not a bogie or birdie, OwensboroCatFan is on par!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:37 pm
Alex Stroman “Politician” page on Facebook lists these as his interests…
Politics, Carolina Football, Duke Football, Duke Basketball, Carolina Basketball, ESPN, Singing, Playing Guitar, Swimming, Phi Kappa Sigma, Sound Check
Duke? Seriously?
February 5th, 2010 at 11:39 pm
Does the dude on the right remind anyone of the cocksucker in Van Wilder? The one that shit his brains out in front of the board of trustees?
February 5th, 2010 at 11:41 pm
Bravo, sir.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:41 pm
Wow! Drew just became my #1 favorite KSR blogger!
February 5th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
why does the list of senators read like the no fly list?
February 5th, 2010 at 11:44 pm
Nice.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:44 pm
I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offsides, wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:46 pm
SC student government wears nothing but blue in their photo
February 5th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
Plus dude looks like he’s got the herp hahaa
February 5th, 2010 at 11:50 pm
These guys clearly don’t have a career in politics ahead of them. Do Peter, Paul, and Mary realize they just set their team up for one of the most epic beatdowns UK has dished out in decades?
February 5th, 2010 at 11:50 pm
I see my comment was deleted. I guess it was taken the opposite way of what I intended. Oops
February 5th, 2010 at 11:51 pm
I thought that was David Lee???
February 5th, 2010 at 11:56 pm
THAT JUST MADE MY NIGHT! hahahahaha!
February 6th, 2010 at 12:00 am
Also… LOL at the fact that none of these ardent Cock supporters happen to be wearing their school colors.
I bet they don’t even know where the arena is.
February 6th, 2010 at 12:01 am
Why are so many of you nerds on here on a Friday night? I liked this too but hopefully you’re at least in line for the pisser at a bar like me.
February 6th, 2010 at 12:02 am
#80- the big melon and #82- the herp= LMFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE THIS SITE!……May make it to the Dragon for Black and Tans (my undoing).
February 6th, 2010 at 12:05 am
93: It’s ok. The only bigger letdown is eHarmony live chat not being up for you. Maybe tomorrow night.
February 6th, 2010 at 12:05 am
WallSt.) Says the guy on here with us. hehe
February 6th, 2010 at 12:08 am
Attaboy. Heck of a response.
February 6th, 2010 at 12:09 am
If that lil SGA lady keeps losin that weight she’s gonna get GameCocked in her moose knuckle!
February 6th, 2010 at 12:18 am
Do you think those two guys have “I Hart Cocks” t-shirts?
February 6th, 2010 at 12:21 am
Uncensored letter to post at 3am, be there or be a little less gay. But still be gay.
February 6th, 2010 at 12:23 am
To the dude on the left… That shit on your lip got some shit on its lip!
February 6th, 2010 at 12:27 am
I must be in the minority but I thought BTI’s numbers earlier were a better beat down:
Here are some other FUN FACTS about South Carolina athletics (in response to their resolution)
-They have not won a NCAA Tournament game since 1973 (UK has won 69 tourney games since 1973)
-They lost consecutive NCAA Tourney games against 15 and 14 seeds in 1997 and 1998
-They have won 1 SEC Men’s Basketball title (UK has won 43, including 5 since USC won theirs)
-They have never won a SEC Women’s Basketball title (UK won one in 1982)
-They have NEVER won an SEC football title (UK has won 2)
-They have NEVER been to a BCS-level bowl (UK has been to 2)
-They have only won 4 bowl games in their history (UK has won 8 )
I mean WOW! Give them those figures, toss in the humor, and they can’t respond at all!
February 6th, 2010 at 12:28 am
Now I know where we get politicians stupid enough to waste their time writing declarations that french fries are freedom fries.
February 6th, 2010 at 12:44 am
I Never thought I could hate South Carolina anymore. This letter puts them a very close 3rd to only Duke and Lousiville. Nice comeback to!!! Those CockSuckers can shove it.
February 6th, 2010 at 12:45 am
You guys see the pic of the guys sitting in the “radio” booth. That pic is staged….you can tell they are just nosing around like giddy school kids. That room they are in is the control room for WLAP….not a talent booth. They used to sneak in after midnight when Tirey was there and we let them use the old “closet” to record the “show”. They were not on the radio…dont let the picture fool you. First hand experience…. that room was my domain!!!
February 6th, 2010 at 1:01 am
May want to let them know they’re 10-41 against us in Basketball.
February 6th, 2010 at 1:08 am
Mat has spent so much time moderating this post so that no one can say it was not funny, and that it was actually pathetic that he has not been able to focus on his nightly post. He endorsed this post last night and he cant let people say that it was a horrible attempt at smack talk. Everyone knows “journalists” cant talk smack… What will they say? “My font is so much bolder than yours!!” Seriously…. no one talks smack better than athletes and musicians… and being both I would have happily been Drew’s ghost writer to save you all this time moderating Matt. Pity!! No one can disagree with Matt!! I know it is HIS “site” but this is America and if it sucks, we can say it sucks…. you don’t mod comments about your hair and you KNOW it is at least as bad as this attempt to be funny and talk smack!
February 6th, 2010 at 1:12 am
Matt, since you are awake, will you ban that guy with the name “An Ode to Boogie” so he doesn’t post any more annoying poems like the one in the last thread. Thanks
February 6th, 2010 at 1:16 am
With a swag as pure as Peter Parker,
and a game that fits his name.
Your the type of person and a player,
to bring Lexington the fame.
Backing down the opponent in the block,
is where your needed most.
we can see you juke your mans jock,
when we are going coast to coast.
We know the miles are many,
from your family you are apart.
Understand one thing thats plenty,
is the love in a UK fans heart.
For a team with so much talent,
and a coach not far from great.
We’ll need you when we reach our peak,
Thats right, it’s title eight.
So you chose to rep our state,
may God be with you here.
But to see you maximize your skillz,
Calipari’s blue you wear.
February 6th, 2010 at 1:20 am
Wow, that was hilarious. Best post on this site in a LONG time. That’s all I have to say. Good night all.
February 6th, 2010 at 1:20 am
light in the loafers Drew. I expected more!
February 6th, 2010 at 1:22 am
“An Ode To Boogie” - I bet your dad is crying his eyes out about what his son has turned out to be.
February 6th, 2010 at 1:22 am
The Nerd a Tois…like a menage a tois but hideous twats instead.
February 6th, 2010 at 1:23 am
Wow.
This was the “gut busting” post that has been promised for two days?
Lame Ass.
This site has really , truly, jumped the shark
February 6th, 2010 at 1:25 am
actually, my father introduced me to poetry.
February 6th, 2010 at 1:27 am
How ’bout we just let OUR TEAM do the talking on Feb 25th. That is going to be a bloodbath, and huge cock-spanking.
February 6th, 2010 at 1:28 am
if anyone knows about sucking cock, it’s Drew Franklin
Ask anyone hanging out at the Madisonville Municipal Park 12-2PM weekdays
February 6th, 2010 at 1:31 am
How ’bout we let OUR TEAM do the talking on Feb 25th? That’s gonna be a bloodbath and a big Cock beatdown!
February 6th, 2010 at 1:41 am
kinda shrill. lots of build up for a throw down on students.
February 6th, 2010 at 1:41 am
DDDDAAAAYYYYYUUUUMMMM. That a way to rock out with your Wildcat out. Lame yes, but better than a COCK biter joke.
February 6th, 2010 at 1:42 am
Alot of hype…..alot of typing……and this is pretty effective.
But this could all have been easily solved with a mass Goatse of the USC student senate.
February 6th, 2010 at 1:46 am
This post was great, but give Steve the recognition he deserves. Steve, I miss your musk.
February 6th, 2010 at 1:52 am
Why don’t you guys just get over it already??? You showed up, you came, you saw and I kicked your a$$ single handedly like I have three times in a row now. Stop whining over the loss to us, it’s not the end of the world.
February 6th, 2010 at 2:01 am
Did you know that discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course means a whale’s vagina. Matt, you’re my Boogie.
February 6th, 2010 at 2:46 am
118-it’s late on a Friday night. Shouldn’t you be scraping your coach off the top of a married woman at Porcini’s right about now?
February 6th, 2010 at 3:28 am
wow… Jones talked this up like it was going to be the greatest thing ever…..
February 6th, 2010 at 3:29 am
and boom goes the dynamite
February 6th, 2010 at 3:33 am
I am a student at USC. I LOVE UK BASKETBALL. MAINLY BECAUSE I KNOW EVERY KID IN THAT PICTURE. UK BASKETBALL FOR LIFE
February 6th, 2010 at 5:54 am
110 - Whatever your priest did to you is not pertinent, just STFU with the poetry.
February 6th, 2010 at 6:18 am
SC is a joke, but Drew shoulda buried them in statistics so those nerds would see the true folly of their ‘resolution’.
February 6th, 2010 at 6:40 am
Drew: excellent job, but I do wish you’d ended with a final paragraph directed to Meredith, which would have read: “You are glorious and I hope you really understand that. You do not need a therapist to help you figure your place in the world. You are special and unique and fabulous in a whole host of ways that are worth a much longer conversation.” When slamming someone in South Carolina, always find a way to cut-and-paste from one of Mark Sanford’s Argentine love e-mails. Always.
February 6th, 2010 at 6:46 am
Nice post. Not worth the buildup, but still a nice post.
February 6th, 2010 at 6:58 am
maybe the SGA can now focus their attention to the election of the next Governor of Argentina…
February 6th, 2010 at 7:03 am
Vote!!!
http://www.cousyaward.com/
Use every email address you have every 24 hours!
February 6th, 2010 at 7:55 am
Nice one as usual, Drew.
5 bucks says the “game cock tease” line goes right over their nerdy heads.
Boom, roasted.
February 6th, 2010 at 8:03 am
best laugh I’ve had in a long time! thanks, Drew!
February 6th, 2010 at 8:12 am
You spend hours crafting an enticing mental image of a fine southern institution of higher education who has achieved the pinnacle of sports achievement and then manage to blow it in your next to last sentence. It is Wofford COLLEGE your Drewness and you owe them a major apology.
February 6th, 2010 at 8:36 am
Is it just me or does the dude on the left look like Abed from Community?
February 6th, 2010 at 8:41 am
Drew’s got “violent cuts”!!
February 6th, 2010 at 8:52 am
That was one of the best posts from anyone in a long time.
February 6th, 2010 at 9:00 am
Why do we call them USC? Everyone in college sports knows Southern Cal is USC. What should we call South Carolina?
How about USC Jr. or USC #2 or just call them what they are the Dumb Cocks!
GO BIG BLUE
February 6th, 2010 at 9:08 am
Who is this “South Carolina” you speak of? I can’t wait to play for the Big Blue and actually be relevant to the basketball world!
February 6th, 2010 at 9:26 am
Stay classy, Jones. You suck.
February 6th, 2010 at 9:32 am
the one on the left looks like the indian guy from “how high” you know the one that had herpes and tried to smoke weed with redman and method man
February 6th, 2010 at 9:37 am
Well played, sir.
February 6th, 2010 at 9:54 am
I thought they were the Culhanes of Cornfield County, you know Gordie, Lu Lu and Junior.
February 6th, 2010 at 9:56 am
I thought they wer the Culhanes of Cornfield County, Gordie, Lu Lu and Junior
February 6th, 2010 at 10:10 am
Unbelievably entertaining.
February 6th, 2010 at 10:21 am
I just feel like punching the guy on the left. He looks like a tool and a half.
And the guy on the right looks like Frank Wrench, from Arrested Development.
February 6th, 2010 at 10:29 am
We will have our rematch on our home court 4/25. I hope to god the team is ready to destroy them! If we win by 20 points I will feel much better about that loss.
February 6th, 2010 at 10:33 am
Good stuff Drew, love it!
February 6th, 2010 at 10:52 am
is that letter real?! if it is, that is the worst attempt of a bunch of geeks talking trash on a national level EVER! it is also classless to actually represent your institution in this way…i volunteer to go to USC anytime to smack these tools silly, any up for a road trip?
February 6th, 2010 at 11:13 am
Priceless……
February 6th, 2010 at 11:23 am
Ouch! I love it!
February 6th, 2010 at 11:28 am
We cant even get people in our seats. Please someone buy one of these “flex” packages where you get to choose 8 games for under 100 bucks. We suck and we’re struggling! We arent a basketball school we’re a……uh…..um….
http://gamecocksonline.cstv.com/hooptix.html#00
February 6th, 2010 at 11:33 am
Couldn’t have said it any better Drew you’re the MAN GO CATS
February 6th, 2010 at 11:52 am
Give’m hell Drew !!! They are not even a pimple on our butt…..
February 6th, 2010 at 11:53 am
i say SC game cocks will become Kentucky Fried chicken when they come to Rupp. Lets crush them and show no mercy.
February 6th, 2010 at 11:53 am
Well said sir…..you are a credit to the Blue Nation
February 6th, 2010 at 11:55 am
If we do not pound them like the turds they are on Feb 25th I may go down there and pound them myself…..but I’ll give Meredith a pass….no guy would want to pound her……
February 6th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
155. hahahaha well put
February 6th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Looks like Meredith is surrounded by two Cocks.
February 6th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Great Job Drew!! Some teams take it like winning a Championship when they beat us. I take that as a compliment, but they ought to be emabarrased to be a bunch of “COCKS”
February 6th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Student Government is about as lame as it gets folks, I cannot wait for their response, Good work Drew.
February 6th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
I love “cock suckers.” Can I have one…..pleeeeeeeease!
February 6th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
I love “Cock suckers.” Can I have one pleeeeease!?
February 6th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Those two guys are grinning because it’s the only time a woman other than their mother has touched them.
February 6th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
As a Carolina fan, I was appalled by the letter. I do find your response funny and valid. Please do not speak to revenue and national attention though. While yall are great in basketball, and have a very good athletic program. Our school in ranked 12th in nation in overall revenue production. We have one of the most profitable athletic programs in the country. Kentucky is not even in the top 20. We produce far more revenue than the University of Kentucky. Forbes has ranked us in the top 20 every year, and projects us to move up next year. I do apologize for the letter, but don’t add comments in your response that are as ignorant as the ones our student government wrote.
February 6th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Screw South Carolina and that buncha peckerheads. They aint even gonna make the tournamentand we will still be a #1 seed. Anybody who can say Devan Downey is better than John Wall, is an idiot. If you take 30 shots, like he did against us, you better score 30 points. And he had to hit 10 foul shots to get to 30. If Wall took that many shots, he would drop 50 on your butt. All I got to say to them is, bring it. Quit your talking and play. Oh yeah, I bout forgot, Merediths mom, shes like a shotgun, 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
February 6th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
BOOM!
February 6th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Sorry, Carolina guy, there is a big difference between “revenue” and “profitability” and the information that Forbes ranked those schools on is not “profitability.” (follow links, and click on “revenue and expenses”) USC’s revenue for the year 2008 (last year that there is info on) was $76,254,236, their expenses, however, were $75,597,562. Meaning USC’s profit was $656,674.
http://tiny.cc/J3w4D
UK on the other hand had revenue of $72,057,751 (which, yes, is lower than USC) but only had expenses of $65,884,634. Making our profit $6,173,117. Which means UK had nearly 10x the profit of USC, all while managing to have at least one program that isn’t completely mediocre.
http://tiny.cc/8w9Mg
Maybe you should go study the difference between “revenue” and “profit” before you call anyone “ignorant.”
February 6th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Meredith is all kinds of pretty, did she not realize that someone with quick wit would end up taking a dump on her head.
February 6th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
Not that anyone will read post #167, but Jonesy promised dynamite, and Drew delivered a pop-gun.
February 6th, 2010 at 10:59 pm
oops…that was #168
February 7th, 2010 at 2:14 am
170th!
February 7th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
So….anybody else notice that all 3 of them are wearing blue? Very interesting if you ask me
February 8th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
So….we are the hot drunk chick that would eff anyone?? Love it!