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November 30, 2007

Bill Walker Lets Nature Call

by @ 1:59 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

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Sometimes the caption to pictures is too unbelievable to believe. Take this one from the Kansas City Star today…..

When nature calls…With just seconds left in regulation and K-State lined up to inbound the ball and run a last second play, Bill Walker was overcome with an urge too strong to control. he stepped to the sideline and relieved himself with several towells. KSU lost to Oregon in overtime, 80-77.

45 Responses to “Bill Walker Lets Nature Call”

  1. TimPRP Says:

    That pisses me off!

  2. go cats go Says:

    That might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!!!!!!!!

  3. ukcatfan88 Says:

    Who said being a towel boy is a great job? Here boy, grab my piss-laden towels and bring me a Gatorade. Never seen that one. Wonder if “Guru” Gidel has ever seen it?

  4. cobrecat Says:

    The guy had his hand on the pulse of the game.

  5. CalifCatFan Says:

    He pisses against the win(d).

  6. fiddlerky Says:

    Pissing in a towel, then getting his hands all over everyone else…that’s pretty gross.

  7. Wildcat Girl 11 Says:

    That is the nastiest thing I have seen!

  8. Kentucky Roots Says:

    Somebody get that kid a cup.

  9. demoCrAT Says:

    Wow, and I thought falling asleep during a game film was bad.

  10. cobrecat Says:

    Wonder if his coach has to change him, a fold down table on the bench!

  11. scfcats Says:

    Gatoraid… “is it in you?” No, its in the towel.

  12. TheGuyPitinoForgotToPutOnTheGuyThrowingTheBallInBounds Says:

    I’d be pissed!

  13. Yesterdays Says:

    Ive seen that in Football when it gets cold, but never in bball. Unreal. No discipline.

  14. ukcatfan88 Says:

    He must be a woman. A real man can hold his urine. A woman would have to stop what she’s doing and pee. Try driving somewhere with one if you don’t believe me. My wife rolls over in bed and has to get up and pee. Honestly.

  15. ukcatfan88 Says:

    Didn’t the J. Geils Band write a song about this? No, I’m sorry. That was Piss On The Wall.

  16. TheGuyPitinoForgotToPutOnTheGuyThrowingTheBallInBounds Says:

    This is rediculous ghetto behavior that certainly has no place on a sideline of a college basketbal game. The NCAA should suspend him and his coach for several games for doing/allowing this.

    There are white ghettos too, for anyone hoping to play the race card on my comment.

  17. kyeric Says:

    Notes to self:

    -Take a piss at halftime.

    -Remember to take a piss at halftime.

    -If all else fails, at least remember to use the Stadium Pal.

    http://www.biorelief.com/store/stadiumpal.html#

  18. The Fake Gimel Martinez Says:

    If Patrick Patterson peed on a towel, UK Athletics could sell it for at least $75 on Ebay. And all of you all would consider bidding on it. I know I would.

  19. Marshall in Virginia Says:

    That is great I thought Kansas State was a deep team this year.

  20. Ukbball14 Says:

    Just a reminder that UK women’s volleyball team plays tonight at 5pm in the NCAA Tournament

    Watch live at http://daytonflyers.cstv.com/sports/w-volley/2007ncaa.html

  21. Woo Says "I Take Yo Money!" Says:

    Hey, what school is Scotty Hopkins going to? The last I heard he never signed his LOI for Missisippi State. After that no one has spoken a word about him.

  22. C-A-T-S till Death Says:

    It’s Scotty Hopson and he hasn’t decided yet. His mother is going to take care of it for him while he concentrate on his senior year of ball and school. I think his mom was the one who made the decision to go to MSU in the first place so she must be a ding bat.

  23. C-A-T-S till Death Says:

    #16 your an idiot

  24. TheGuyPitinoForgotToPutOnTheGuyThrowingTheBallInBounds Says:

    I’m glad you think thats approprite #23. It shows what an idiot you are.

  25. gatoferoz Says:

    haha, i think its awesome, gross, and hilarious. no punishment needed. You can’t punish for that. he didnt expose himself, just had an accident. gross though, definitely gross.

  26. kyeric Says:

    It just goes to show that that this type of behavior is only reserved for college athletes!

    I just relieved my bladder in our conference room during a company meeting using about 50-60 small napkins. I knew that fresh donuts were being delivered and I tried to explain that I just didn’t want to leave at such an important time.

    I will be looking at monster.com later today…

  27. bubbleup Says:

    From my FB seats in front of the pressbox I saw Randy Sanders go up to Tom Kalanowksi during Miss St game. Tom called over one of the student managers who then took Sanders over in front of the big blue rolling boxes there on the sideline. I thought that he might be changing batteries on his headset at first, but he kept talking while his hands stayed down at waist level. I still was not 100% sure what he had done until he obviously zipped up before heading back to the sideline.

  28. 69Z Says:

    The NCAA has decided Walker will have to play the rest of the season with a leg bag on.

  29. catfaninsbca Says:

    On a random note: Matt, I know you are a fan of The Hills, so I thought this would give you a little chuckle.
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/56c2d6a703

    Apparently the writer’s strike is affecting everyone

  30. cheekdaddy Says:

    surely this is a joke fellas!

  31. The Truth Says:

    Hand sanitizer anyone?

  32. Intern Says:

    At least Chris Webber had the decency to ask for a timeout

  33. cheekdaddy Says:

    C Webb didn’t have a timeout left though.

  34. Clandestine Says:

    did he get T’d up or anything? goodness

  35. kyeric Says:

    OK, I watched the video…that was one QUICK piss, man. It burns if I push too hard.

  36. TheGuyPitinoForgotToPutOnTheGuyThrowingTheBallInBounds Says:

    Isn’t public urination illegal in the civilized world? How would standing on the sideline of a basketball game where 12,528 people all watching not be pubic?

    If the coach wants the kid in the game, he has to burn the timeout so he can run to the locker room. You can’t have it both ways. If the NCAA or his conference don’t send out statements regarding this, it will happen more and more. Whats next? Can I sh!t in my nachos tray sitting in the stands cause I can’t afford miss the Dance Cats at halftime? Is that ok with everyone?

  37. GoCats Says:

    I believe if this guy does any hand checking in the future, he should be ejected immediately

  38. boots45 Says:

    Wow. I have to say I have never seen that

  39. Scotland Says:

    #36 typo at the end of your second sentence?

  40. Macynumber4 Says:

    And then the coach yelled “Walker Ur-ine!!!

  41. mumbler Says:

    36- pissing in public is a pubic disturbance. Isn’t it?

  42. ukcatfan88 Says:

    #36..I think that’s what you might call a Freudian slip.

  43. clubmaker205 Says:

    Is that not a foul? It certainly is foul!

  44. SagaciousMind Says:

    That is absolutely ridiculous. I didnt realize people could be that gross. He could have done that privately. Nasty display of a human being.

  45. bigshaun Says:

    When you gotta go, you gotta go! lol

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