[Moderated by Matt Jones]

Sometimes the caption to pictures is too unbelievable to believe. Take this one from the Kansas City Star today…..
When nature calls…With just seconds left in regulation and K-State lined up to inbound the ball and run a last second play, Bill Walker was overcome with an urge too strong to control. he stepped to the sideline and relieved himself with several towells. KSU lost to Oregon in overtime, 80-77.
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November 30th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
That pisses me off!
November 30th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
That might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!!!!!!!!
November 30th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Who said being a towel boy is a great job? Here boy, grab my piss-laden towels and bring me a Gatorade. Never seen that one. Wonder if “Guru” Gidel has ever seen it?
November 30th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
The guy had his hand on the pulse of the game.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
He pisses against the win(d).
November 30th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Pissing in a towel, then getting his hands all over everyone else…that’s pretty gross.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
That is the nastiest thing I have seen!
November 30th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Somebody get that kid a cup.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Wow, and I thought falling asleep during a game film was bad.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Wonder if his coach has to change him, a fold down table on the bench!
November 30th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Gatoraid… “is it in you?” No, its in the towel.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
I’d be pissed!
November 30th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Ive seen that in Football when it gets cold, but never in bball. Unreal. No discipline.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
He must be a woman. A real man can hold his urine. A woman would have to stop what she’s doing and pee. Try driving somewhere with one if you don’t believe me. My wife rolls over in bed and has to get up and pee. Honestly.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Didn’t the J. Geils Band write a song about this? No, I’m sorry. That was Piss On The Wall.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
This is rediculous ghetto behavior that certainly has no place on a sideline of a college basketbal game. The NCAA should suspend him and his coach for several games for doing/allowing this.
There are white ghettos too, for anyone hoping to play the race card on my comment.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Notes to self:
-Take a piss at halftime.
-Remember to take a piss at halftime.
-If all else fails, at least remember to use the Stadium Pal.
http://www.biorelief.com/store/stadiumpal.html#
November 30th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
If Patrick Patterson peed on a towel, UK Athletics could sell it for at least $75 on Ebay. And all of you all would consider bidding on it. I know I would.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
That is great I thought Kansas State was a deep team this year.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Just a reminder that UK women’s volleyball team plays tonight at 5pm in the NCAA Tournament
Watch live at http://daytonflyers.cstv.com/sports/w-volley/2007ncaa.html
November 30th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Hey, what school is Scotty Hopkins going to? The last I heard he never signed his LOI for Missisippi State. After that no one has spoken a word about him.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
It’s Scotty Hopson and he hasn’t decided yet. His mother is going to take care of it for him while he concentrate on his senior year of ball and school. I think his mom was the one who made the decision to go to MSU in the first place so she must be a ding bat.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
#16 your an idiot
November 30th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
I’m glad you think thats approprite #23. It shows what an idiot you are.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
haha, i think its awesome, gross, and hilarious. no punishment needed. You can’t punish for that. he didnt expose himself, just had an accident. gross though, definitely gross.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
It just goes to show that that this type of behavior is only reserved for college athletes!
I just relieved my bladder in our conference room during a company meeting using about 50-60 small napkins. I knew that fresh donuts were being delivered and I tried to explain that I just didn’t want to leave at such an important time.
I will be looking at monster.com later today…
November 30th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
From my FB seats in front of the pressbox I saw Randy Sanders go up to Tom Kalanowksi during Miss St game. Tom called over one of the student managers who then took Sanders over in front of the big blue rolling boxes there on the sideline. I thought that he might be changing batteries on his headset at first, but he kept talking while his hands stayed down at waist level. I still was not 100% sure what he had done until he obviously zipped up before heading back to the sideline.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
The NCAA has decided Walker will have to play the rest of the season with a leg bag on.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
On a random note: Matt, I know you are a fan of The Hills, so I thought this would give you a little chuckle.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/56c2d6a703
Apparently the writer’s strike is affecting everyone
November 30th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
surely this is a joke fellas!
November 30th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Hand sanitizer anyone?
November 30th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
At least Chris Webber had the decency to ask for a timeout
November 30th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
C Webb didn’t have a timeout left though.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
did he get T’d up or anything? goodness
November 30th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
OK, I watched the video…that was one QUICK piss, man. It burns if I push too hard.
November 30th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Isn’t public urination illegal in the civilized world? How would standing on the sideline of a basketball game where 12,528 people all watching not be pubic?
If the coach wants the kid in the game, he has to burn the timeout so he can run to the locker room. You can’t have it both ways. If the NCAA or his conference don’t send out statements regarding this, it will happen more and more. Whats next? Can I sh!t in my nachos tray sitting in the stands cause I can’t afford miss the Dance Cats at halftime? Is that ok with everyone?
November 30th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
I believe if this guy does any hand checking in the future, he should be ejected immediately
November 30th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Wow. I have to say I have never seen that
November 30th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
#36 typo at the end of your second sentence?
November 30th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
And then the coach yelled “Walker Ur-ine!!!
December 1st, 2007 at 12:09 am
36- pissing in public is a pubic disturbance. Isn’t it?
December 1st, 2007 at 4:14 am
#36..I think that’s what you might call a Freudian slip.
December 1st, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Is that not a foul? It certainly is foul!
December 1st, 2007 at 4:45 pm
That is absolutely ridiculous. I didnt realize people could be that gross. He could have done that privately. Nasty display of a human being.
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:43 pm
When you gotta go, you gotta go! lol