[Moderated by Matt Jones]


We have talked a lot about Artie over the years on here, from his time on Howard Stern to his famous appearance on the Joe Buck Show. Sad to hear today that he tried to commit suicide this weekend and was barely saved by his mother. Hope for the best for a guy that is clearly a troubled dude.
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January 7th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Lets all pray Artie gets better, he is a good person and needs serious help.
January 7th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Artie starred with Norm Macdonald in the FUNNIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME… Dirty Work! It was made in 1998 (Chris Farley’s last movie). If you haven’t seen this you really need to check it out.
January 7th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
What state of mind permits one to have NINE self-inflicted stab wounds? Troubled? That is putting it mildly. I don’t like the guy’s vile act at all, but hopefully he can conquer his demons.
January 7th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Jeez, this guy lives in an apartment in Hoboken? And his mom brings him food?
No wonder he tried to off himself.
January 7th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Would Artie think a joke about suicde and being too fat funny or is that completely inappropriate and in horrible taste?
January 7th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Prayers go out to Artie, Lets hope we can keep at least one funny fat comedian around a while!
January 7th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
5 - Artie would consider it funny, but yes, it is in bad taste.
January 7th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
love Artie, but how the hell is it physical possible to stab one’s self NINE TIMES?!?! How do you get past one or two?
and what the F is a “hesitation wound”?
January 7th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Like maybe his next book will be “Too fat to…” I couldn’t bring myself to type the rest for fear of being struck dead by lightening. I really like Artie and I do think he would find that line funny b/c it is in such bad taste. Seriously, I hope he figures things out, kicks the drugs and gets the help he needs.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Mom must have forgotten to give him his Prozac. One moral let’s hope Artie never gets involved in a knife fight in Jersey.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
jay leno getting cancelled….Long Live Conan
January 7th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Serves him right…..grrrrr. Bye for now.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
I think Artie is funny, but I don’t buy his “woa me” story. He needs to shape up or just quit show biz if it’s too much for him. He doesn’t have to work for anything anymore. He gets paid ALOT to be fat, lazy, drunk and funny.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Suicide is turrible.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
I heard that Cobb was going to visit him in the hospital. He even gained a bunch of weight and didn’t shave so that Artie would feel better about himself.
The Legend continues to grow.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
11) I agree; if you take the headlines/classifieds “jokes” away from Leno, what do you have? Some unfunny guy w/ a freakishly huge chin & garage full of vintage cars…
January 7th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
I bet “The Ohio State University” is breathing a sigh of relief after almost losing one of the school’s great ambassadors.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Typical Stern: immature middle aged men who never grew-up like his foul humor. Hopefully, Artie can break free and save himself…
January 7th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Up next in Artie’s seat? Mr. Zulu!!
January 7th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
We love and miss u Arthur. Praying 4 a speedy and healthy recovery.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
I think the dude’s tried to kill himself for 20 years w/ drugs, booze, and fried food!
I really like listening to the guy. I’m one of those middle aged immature men I guess. He’s pretty darn funny. Who the hell would try to stab yourself.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Why is this on KSR this isn’t TMZ!
January 7th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
i love artie! he cracks me up
January 7th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
whaaaaa…my fat stopped the knife. whaaaaaa.
I do like him though and can’t wait to see him on next season’s celebrity rehab.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
23- Because it’s Matt Jones’ site and he can do whatever the hell he wants with it, that’s why.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
#26 technically its Rob Gidels and Matt Jones site. Matt is just the moderator, omnipresent invisible hand, and Self promoting face of KSR
January 7th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I highly doubt that those who criticize the Stern show have ever actually sat and listened to it lately, if ever at all. More than likely saw twenty minutes of a five hour show that was broadcast on the E! network ten plus years ago.
January 7th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
2. You must the lowest standards in history if you call that the funniest movie of all time.
January 7th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Instead of trying to kill himself, he should shave that skanky beard, get a haircut, move as far away from Hoboken as possible, and go on the “Biggest Loser” and shed about 150 pounds. Oh, and stop hanging around with absolute d-bags like Howard Stern.
That would be a good start.
January 7th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Let’s hope Artie get better soon!
January 7th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Wha!
January 7th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Suicide is never funny…unless Bob Knight did it or Coach K or
Billy Packer or Duke Vitale etc etc
now that would be funny!
January 7th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
#1 and #6.
This is God here, just to let you know the prayers are not coming in for Artie fast enough. For example today I only got 25. Are you kidding me, I’m not going to waste my time helping Artie if only 25 of you are willing to pray for him. I’m the one doing all the healing, is it too much to ask for you guys to at least pray for it?
UNLESS I GET AT LEAST 500 PRAYERS BY THE END OF THE WORK WEEK (5:00 p.m. EST) LANGE IS A DEAD MAN. Got it?
Yours Sincerely,
God and Jesus.
January 7th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
damn Artie.. dont do that.. we need you.
January 7th, 2010 at 6:41 pm
yim did you win stern’s smallest weiner contest?
January 7th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
36 - No, but i remember you from the hottest tranny contest.
January 9th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
love HOWARD listened since the late eighties, sorry about MARTY,may GOD.touch him and heal him not only phisically but mentaly.he needs to be touch by some powerfull divine. GOD BLESS YOU MARTY. VINELAND-NEW JERSEY.
January 9th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
love HOWARD listened since the late eighties, sorry about ARTY,may GOD.touch him and heal him not only phisically but mentaly.he needs to be touch by some powerfull divine. GOD BLESS YOU MARTY. VINELAND-NEW JERSEY.