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January 7, 2010

Artie Lange Tries to Commit Suicide

by @ 12:30 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

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We have talked a lot about Artie over the years on here, from his time on Howard Stern to his famous appearance on the Joe Buck Show. Sad to hear today that he tried to commit suicide this weekend and was barely saved by his mother. Hope for the best for a guy that is clearly a troubled dude.

38 Responses to “Artie Lange Tries to Commit Suicide”

  1. Rich Says:

    Lets all pray Artie gets better, he is a good person and needs serious help.

  2. Red Mile Smile Says:

    Artie starred with Norm Macdonald in the FUNNIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME… Dirty Work! It was made in 1998 (Chris Farley’s last movie). If you haven’t seen this you really need to check it out.

  3. JMBlue Says:

    What state of mind permits one to have NINE self-inflicted stab wounds? Troubled? That is putting it mildly. I don’t like the guy’s vile act at all, but hopefully he can conquer his demons.

  4. KYStout Says:

    Jeez, this guy lives in an apartment in Hoboken? And his mom brings him food?

    No wonder he tried to off himself.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    Would Artie think a joke about suicde and being too fat funny or is that completely inappropriate and in horrible taste?

  6. Chris Says:

    Prayers go out to Artie, Lets hope we can keep at least one funny fat comedian around a while!

  7. JMBlue Says:

    5 - Artie would consider it funny, but yes, it is in bad taste.

  8. asdfasdf Says:

    love Artie, but how the hell is it physical possible to stab one’s self NINE TIMES?!?! How do you get past one or two?

    and what the F is a “hesitation wound”?

  9. Anonymous Says:

    Like maybe his next book will be “Too fat to…” I couldn’t bring myself to type the rest for fear of being struck dead by lightening. I really like Artie and I do think he would find that line funny b/c it is in such bad taste. Seriously, I hope he figures things out, kicks the drugs and gets the help he needs.

  10. NotTheSlickistRick Says:

    Mom must have forgotten to give him his Prozac. One moral let’s hope Artie never gets involved in a knife fight in Jersey.

  11. asdfasdf Says:

    jay leno getting cancelled….Long Live Conan

  12. Eric The Midget Says:

    Serves him right…..grrrrr. Bye for now.

  13. MIDDAY Says:

    I think Artie is funny, but I don’t buy his “woa me” story. He needs to shape up or just quit show biz if it’s too much for him. He doesn’t have to work for anything anymore. He gets paid ALOT to be fat, lazy, drunk and funny.

  14. Sir Charles Barkley Says:

    Suicide is turrible.

  15. ThatsAShame Says:

    I heard that Cobb was going to visit him in the hospital. He even gained a bunch of weight and didn’t shave so that Artie would feel better about himself.

    The Legend continues to grow.

  16. Chuck Norris Says:

    11) I agree; if you take the headlines/classifieds “jokes” away from Leno, what do you have? Some unfunny guy w/ a freakishly huge chin & garage full of vintage cars…

  17. Chuck Says:

    I bet “The Ohio State University” is breathing a sigh of relief after almost losing one of the school’s great ambassadors.

  18. Anonymous Says:

    Typical Stern: immature middle aged men who never grew-up like his foul humor. Hopefully, Artie can break free and save himself…

  19. MIDDAY Says:

    Up next in Artie’s seat? Mr. Zulu!!

  20. urmyboymu Says:

    We love and miss u Arthur. Praying 4 a speedy and healthy recovery.

  21. GMo Says:

    I think the dude’s tried to kill himself for 20 years w/ drugs, booze, and fried food!

    I really like listening to the guy. I’m one of those middle aged immature men I guess. He’s pretty darn funny. Who the hell would try to stab yourself.

  22. The Blue Guru Says:

    Why is this on KSR this isn’t TMZ!

  23. swampbreath Says:

    i love artie! he cracks me up

  24. Bfrey Says:

    whaaaaa…my fat stopped the knife. whaaaaaa.

    I do like him though and can’t wait to see him on next season’s celebrity rehab.

  25. JamesHardyFiberCementSiding Says:

    23- Because it’s Matt Jones’ site and he can do whatever the hell he wants with it, that’s why.

  26. Actually Factually Says:

    #26 technically its Rob Gidels and Matt Jones site. Matt is just the moderator, omnipresent invisible hand, and Self promoting face of KSR

  27. yim Says:

    I highly doubt that those who criticize the Stern show have ever actually sat and listened to it lately, if ever at all. More than likely saw twenty minutes of a five hour show that was broadcast on the E! network ten plus years ago.

  28. Wildcobb Salad Says:

    2. You must the lowest standards in history if you call that the funniest movie of all time.

  29. KYStout Says:

    Instead of trying to kill himself, he should shave that skanky beard, get a haircut, move as far away from Hoboken as possible, and go on the “Biggest Loser” and shed about 150 pounds. Oh, and stop hanging around with absolute d-bags like Howard Stern.

    That would be a good start.

  30. StitchJonesSays Says:

    Let’s hope Artie get better soon!

  31. Nate Says:

    Wha!

  32. I HATE DUKE Says:

    Suicide is never funny…unless Bob Knight did it or Coach K or
    Billy Packer or Duke Vitale etc etc

    now that would be funny!

  33. God Says:

    #1 and #6.

    This is God here, just to let you know the prayers are not coming in for Artie fast enough. For example today I only got 25. Are you kidding me, I’m not going to waste my time helping Artie if only 25 of you are willing to pray for him. I’m the one doing all the healing, is it too much to ask for you guys to at least pray for it?

    UNLESS I GET AT LEAST 500 PRAYERS BY THE END OF THE WORK WEEK (5:00 p.m. EST) LANGE IS A DEAD MAN. Got it?

    Yours Sincerely,

    God and Jesus.

  34. chaostorrentz Says:

    damn Artie.. dont do that.. we need you.

  35. all I need to know Says:

    yim did you win stern’s smallest weiner contest?

  36. yim Says:

    36 - No, but i remember you from the hottest tranny contest.

  37. mibianca Says:

    love HOWARD listened since the late eighties, sorry about MARTY,may GOD.touch him and heal him not only phisically but mentaly.he needs to be touch by some powerfull divine. GOD BLESS YOU MARTY. VINELAND-NEW JERSEY.

  38. mibianca Says:

    love HOWARD listened since the late eighties, sorry about ARTY,may GOD.touch him and heal him not only phisically but mentaly.he needs to be touch by some powerfull divine. GOD BLESS YOU MARTY. VINELAND-NEW JERSEY.

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