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January 5, 2010

Tennessee has more weapons!

by @ 3:15 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions


You mean Bobby Maze’s weapons, right?

Tennessee head coach Bruce Pearl uses an odd choice of words when looking ahead to his team’s first game without the four suspended players.  The self-incriminating statement comes at the 0:54 mark of the video.

As far as the suspensions go, UT athletic director Mike Hamilton says his tolerance with student athletes has gone to zero and that this is a good time to gut-check the student athletes and coaching staff. As of now, the players involved in the New Year’s Day arrests are suspended indefinitely. According to Hamilton, indefinitely means they are starting with dismissal and working their way backwards, rather than starting with a one game suspension and working forwards.

The suspensions leave Pearl’s Vols with only six scholarship players. I’m sure that you, like me, are deeply saddened and sympathetic for the UT program.



Drew Franklin lives in Lexington and is currently funemployed.  Follow @TheDrewFranklin on Twitter for up-to-the-minute UK news, info, sports commentary, and low-carb recipes.  Or, e-mail him at thedrewfranklin@gmail.com.  Go Cats.

94 Responses to “Tennessee has more weapons!”

  1. Tobias Harris Says:

    Guess I’m headed to Florida $tate since no more gun ‘n fun in Knoxville.

  2. The Fake Matt Jones Says:

    I just feel terrible for The Vol Nation.

  3. Harlan Bob Says:

    I’m still laughing! “We’ve got weapons, we’ve still got weapons…that’s terrible, I apologize, we have skilled players.” Too funny.

  4. The Fake Matt Jones Says:

    I just now got up off the floor after listening to that Press Conference: Pearl “were OK, we’ve got some weapons. I’m sorry that was terrible.” HA

  5. WildBlue Says:

    awww, he really wasn’t thinking about how that sounded; that’s funny and sad all at the same time.

  6. ShawnKempStoleMyNecklace Says:

    Wasn’t he goldberg the goalie on the the mighty ducks?

  7. The Fake Matt Jones Says:

    #3) sorry about that. I posted the same thing you did.

  8. Laker Cat 18 Says:

    Probably the funniest thing I’ve seen on this site in awhile. Thanks Drew.

  9. dstnshpp Says:

    Funniest thing since…well no that’s it, that is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!! You know what I like most about UT? Not a damn thing.

  10. Matthew Says:

    I’ve watched this video about 5 times already and laugh out loud every time when the ‘weapons’ comment comes out. Funny how he realizes what he said and apologizes immediately. This coming from a guy who is normally pretty laid back and quick to joke.

  11. Shamrock11 Says:

    Look up Douche in the dictionary and there is a picture of Pearl. What a moron.

  12. securityguy Says:

    While I’m not a Bruce Pearl fan in the slightest…you gotta feel a bit sorry for him and his blunder. Kinda sad and unfortunate. I’m sure those words “discharged” out of his mouth before he thought about it.

  13. Red Rooster Says:

    At about :59, can we have the audio of Agent White going
    YOU’RE GONNA BE OKAAAAAAAAAAAY

  14. NotTheSlickistRick Says:

    Well I hope Tobias Harris gets to see that video. I am laughing so hard.

  15. Nation of Blue Says:

    That is great! His reaction after he says it is priceless!

  16. GoBigBlueFL Says:

    Classic! A classic Freudian slip… LOL

  17. GreatWallofKentucky Says:

    What will be the final outcome of all this UT stuff? Will they be dismissed from the team, or suspended?

  18. K-Town Kat Says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!

    What a tool.

  19. Anjanette Says:

    I actually felt bad for him when he caught himself using a very poor choice of words. You could see it on his face when he said, “That was terrible.”

    On a sidenote, do you think the players will volunteer their guilty plea? :p

  20. Paul Crewes Bookie Says:

    The only time Bruce Pearl has made me smile. Thanks bigguy.

  21. Deke Says:

    Feb. 13th the cheerleaders shout,”We’ve got weapons what do you got.”

  22. Duanep Says:

    I think this post is funny too because Imagine UK fans laughing at Tennessee program and their coach. It will only be a matter of time before your bad karma hits your school too. Then the rest of the country will also be laughing at UK. Is their any adults on your board that actually respects your tradition but are grown up to talk like adult on this post. I guess they teach UK fans to hate their formal,coaches and players you do not like, Who cares about them because their not up to UK standards.
    I have to ask UK this ? do you not have a certain big clod that has anger issues? Yes” did your own coach Cal not call out another player recently. I believe it went something like this “your messing with the wrong guy. “Oh I guess having your classy coach threatening the other team players is except able behavior at UK.. Please pay attention you can not or should not laugh to hard yet about other programs because you may find your self in the same situation soon with your school. Cal as your coach = thugs in training
    How funny will that be? I have noticed even some smart fans has to be worried about your big jokes anger management issues.
    “Oh do not bring up the hate issue thinking that I”m a Tennessee fan because
    I am not a fan of Tenn-

  23. Paul Crewes Bookie Says:

    22. tl;dr

  24. Drew Franklin Says:

    Did anyone else have trouble reading comment #22?

  25. The Fake Matt Jones Says:

    Thanks Earl. Damn Karma

  26. Karl Hungus Says:

    22 hates grammar and punctuation.

  27. Grammar Cop Says:

    #22-

    Quote: “Is their any adults on your board that actually respects your tradition but are grown up to talk like adult on this post.”

    Let’s start with you.

  28. tyson Says:

    is it bad that i like bruce pearl and think that if he was at uk everyone here would love him?

  29. rod Says:

    22 please don’t cry

  30. The Fake Matt Jones Says:

    Look at the add on the right side of the screen. We started talking about UT and Guns suddenly appeared on the site.

  31. Stat Says:

    22 - no you’re not a fan of UT - my guess would be Louisville or Looeyville or Louavull or however you pronounce it there - no matter how you say it, you still can’t spell it or say it grammatically correct!

  32. Paul Crewes Bookie Says:

    28. Yes, thats bad. ;)

  33. English Major Says:

    #22. I work with the Geek Squad and if the “quotation” and question mark buttons on your keyboard are sticking, just bring them in and we’ll take care of it. There’s a lot of upward inflection while reading that. I’m Ron Burgandy??

  34. BearJew Says:

    He should have said that he still has Hopson and Maze to run the pick (out the stems) and roll (it up)!

  35. Duanep Says:

    UK poster’s talking about grammer and puncuation on this board, that’s funny 27.
    I think you can understand the post junior.

  36. Correction Says:

    35, spell check anyone?

  37. The Real Duanep Says:

    Again, no apostrophe needed for posters. You’re getting there though.

  38. Diamond Dave Says:

    Regular can of baccer you say? No says I. Ninji star (of David)!

  39. Rolling over in his Grave Says:

    My english teacher.

  40. Pat_Wren Says:

    #22…
    Well crafted response….for a 4th grader.

  41. gossie21 Says:

    22. Wow, that was impressive post. You bring up many good points.

  42. NotTheSlickistRick Says:

    22= UL grad

  43. Duanep Says:

    Why” would I be crying that’s reserved for you fan base for when you lose.
    Go Kitty Kat’s”

  44. Case for Human Sterlization Says:

    Duanep. The only correctly spelled words in your posts is the part the computer fills in: Says and January

  45. Mike Litoris Says:

    22, You are rubbing some people the wrong way!

  46. NotTheSlickistRick Says:

    masters in English

  47. Its the Little People Says:

    #35 D - U are AN inEPt poster. Funny how your screename just lends itself to your own demise

  48. The Pope Says:

    English is turrible

  49. Drew Franklin Says:

    Haha I love it.

  50. NotTheSlickistRick Says:

    Larry Vaught has a good article on UT shooting percentage
    http://vaughtsviews.com/?p=2513

  51. Karma? We're talking about Karma? Says:

    True karma is Duanep being crushed by a crate of dictionaries, but getting out and then being robbed by Janzen Jackson.

  52. Stat Says:

    35 - its GRAMMAR - don’t make fun of someone else’s education and then not even spell correctly in your post. Go back to Daville.com or whatever other Pitino loving site you post on all of the time.

  53. Stat Says:

    oh and PUNCTUATION - geez…i could spend all day correcting your GRAMMAR!

  54. NotTheSlickistRick Says:

    51 Ironic as well

  55. Pizza Hut Delivery Says:

    Duane, wasn’t your shift supposed to start at 4? (Sorry Drew)

  56. uksocal Says:

    Duanep- I take offense, I have no ill feelings towards tuxedos at all!

  57. macon_volfan Says:

    Duanep is really me. I can personally tell you that the only weapons that UT player are packing
    are in their shorts!!! Wow.

  58. Laker Cat 18 Says:

    Seems like everyone wants to throw UT into the “most hated” category with the likes of Louisville, Duke, UNC, Indiana, Florida, etc. The Vols aren’t up to those standards folks. I just think it’s funny that they dig their own graves and then come do a rival message board to spew nonsense. Funny stuff right there fellas. One jackass ruins it for the rest of them.

  59. Duanep Says:

    “Oh sorry fools if you want to get in the grammar debate on this board. Please think about that before you talk.
    “Oh and it’s funny you should bring up UL because I’m not a fan.
    I was only pointing out how your posers sound like unintelligent children on this post.
    I think It’s funny that 22 seems to think my intelligent is that of a 4Th grader.
    Sorry guy but that is the intelligent level on your basketball team combined
    So I will take it,thank you

  60. Kige Ramsey Says:

    Duanep has illiterate.

  61. I can has grammar lessons?!!!1!!!1!11!111one!!1111 Says:

    22,

    You’re an idiot, you should go back to grade school, your mother is likely ashamed of you, your father likely disowned you, and you fail at life.

    In other news, UK fans hate UT because it is a rival. Whatever worthless team you support likely has said rival but isn’t good enough for a rivalry game - or any game for that matter - to matter on a local, let alone national stage.

    Now go home and cry.

  62. Grammar Cop Says:

    That’s “intelligence” there, smart guy.

  63. Duanep makes BTI seem intelligent Says:

    Ha

  64. I can has grammar lessons?!!!1!!!1!11!111one!!1111 Says:

    57

    Epic

  65. NashvilleCat Says:

    Duanep, seriously? I can’t even make fun of you cause I think you might have the speech/literacy skills of my 5 year old nephew.

  66. Sad Fact Says:

    Unemploiment payed 4 Duanep”s comptuer.

  67. 49 Chevy Says:

    I think that a felony handgun charge is pretty serious.

    Obviously, the national media thinks otherwise.

  68. Duanep Fail English Says:

    That’s unpossible.

  69. AdamB Says:

    Duanep, if you had any balls you’d just admit who you are a fan of and get it over. Also, I can probably scrounge up some 3rd grade English textbooks if you would like to take a look.

  70. Duanep Says:

    I’m a douche.

  71. Duanep iz Fonix Champeen Says:

    U guys r teh sux! U mad me crie. Go two hail!

  72. securityguy Says:

    22- Didn’t we just see a video of you on here yesterday talking about your hat and muttering mostly unintelligent ramblings about UL, spin cans and such?

  73. securityguy Says:

    oops…make that SPIT cans..sorry.

  74. Duanep Says:

    Whatever people. I’m so mad right now that I’m going to go home, stomp upstairs to my room, cover up with my hello kitty blanket and sing the Louisville fight song until I fall asleep. I’m not even going to eat dinner. Even though mom is making my favorite tonight.

  75. James Says:

    It’s a shame these players were that stupid. I don’t like Tn. one bit, but I hate to see any program busted up like this. To many young kids with bright futures blow them over idiotic acts. IMO , you shouldn’t bash these program , because it could happen to anyone.

  76. ukgirlinNC Says:

    You guys are funny…I bet there are only 3 of you that write all these comments! Keep up the good work, it is entertaining. As for Bruce, he should have had notes for ‘what-not-to-say’.

  77. BenStein Says:

    Duanep must be Bruce Pearl’s speech writer.

  78. NERD FIGHT!!!!!! Says:

    Looks like I’m just getting warmed up

  79. Marc Maggard Says:

    Hell Yeah #78!!!!

    MM

  80. KYStout Says:

    Breaking News: Rich Brooks considering stepping down at Kentucky, says he’s “80% sure”

    MM

  81. Blueyouaway Says:

    At least he didn’t say :

    “We lost some weapons, but we will reload. Until then we will have to have to set some different targets to shoot for this year.”

    Poor guy shot himself in the foot, kinda feel sorry for him….

  82. EKY Miner Says:

    One of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. However, as much as I hate the Vols, I love Bruce Pearl and the personality he has brought to the conference. Reminds me of Wimp Sanderson in that he’s so funny I can’t help but to like the guy.

  83. BuckeyeBigBlueFan Says:

    Duanep = epic fail

  84. 96CATS98 Says:

    Duanep - Remember the Gillispie years????? That was our bad karma….. Now we’re back on top where b!tches like you want to hate on us all the time. Go CATS

  85. Drews baby momma Says:

    Quite possibly the funniest video Ive ever watched!!!!! You always get the job done Drew!

  86. Dangerous Cat Says:

    I keep replaying it over and over again - and I can’t stop laughing…

  87. Anonymous Says:

    funniest thing in 2010, by far!!!!! I Love it!!

  88. wayne621 Says:

    Altho I hate UT I do have respect for coach Pearl and what he has done at Tenn. It is not his fault his players act like a bunch of no goods. The same can be said for are coach Cal is it his fault a few of his guys made bad mistakes I think not. Now I think I might have pucked a little LOL ! But I will give credit where credit is due now I hope we beat the Orange out of theme GO BIG BLUE !

  89. Tobias Harris Says:

    i should have went to syracuse

  90. Joe Says:

    I haven’t read what the UT players did, but apparently they were carrying weapons, is that right?

    If that’s all it was, just carrying weapons (and I don’t know the facts of the case), then WOW, how far we sheeple have come in America to where folks are getting arrested (with no protest from the sheeple) for exercising a basic right of freedom (2nd amendment) which is the right to protect yourself.

    How criminal! Carrying a firearm is a fundamental God-given right. We all should have the right to defend ourselves. I’m sure these UT players weren’t carrying firearms to go murder somebody.

    Too bad the pilots on 9/11 didn’t have guns. At worst, what would have happened is that all the terrorists would have been shot, and maybe a passenger by accident, and maybe the plan get a hole or two.

    Carrying firearms would make this nation a lot safer!

  91. Really Joe? Says:

    They also had an open container, drugs, and one of the guns had a filed off serial number

  92. Joe Says:

    Joe to Really Joe,

    Baaaaaa. That’s my best impersonation for the sheeple. But yours sounds much better!

  93. bschoen Says:

    31 You’re an idiot. Louey is how Louis is pronounced when speaking of the Bourbon dynasty, after one of whom the largest city in KY is named. (perhaps your HS offered French?)

  94. Perry Stevenson Loves Dragonball Z Says:

    KSR featured on Deadspin http://deadspin.com/5440937/bruce-pearls-sticks-gun-foot-in-mouth

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