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December 12, 2009

Improving Your Program With Breasts

by @ 9:55 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

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Andy Staples/SI.com

Amidst my Hoosier Hysteria today, I missed posting yesterday’s news regarding the University of Tennessee alleged recruiting violations. The above picture is from SI.com showing girls from Orange Pride, the student hosting organization for UT, meeting with UT verbally-committed recruits Corey Miller and Brandon Willis after the pair’s football game on Sept. 25th. SI.com’s Andy Staples reports:

If the hostesses decided on their own to make the three-and-a-half-hour drive from Knoxville, Tenn., to Duncan on the Friday before the Volunteers faced Ohio, they violated an NCAA rule that prohibits “a representative of a university’s athletic interest” from engaging in face-to-face contact with a recruit beyond a simple greeting. If the hostesses were in Duncan under the orders of a Tennessee coach or football staffer, the NCAA could consider the violation to be much more serious.

Meanwhile, Charles Miller (the father of Corey Miller) spoke with the Knoxville News Sentinel, claiming that the girls did no wrong:

The initial conversations between UT hostesses and two highly rated prospects began in Knoxville, Miller said, when his son and Willis visited UT’s campus in June.

“They became friends,” the elder Miller said.

Perhaps more. Miller said he’s not sure if his son is dating one of the unnamed hostesses in question, but said the two have kept in contact.

“I know they talk an awful lot,” Miller said. “I don’t know if he calls it dating or not. I don’t think there’s anything wrong.”

Miller said he was nearby when his son invited the hostess to Duncan while on UT’s campus.

“They asked them, ‘Why don’t you come watch us play some Friday?’ ” Miller said.

As for the visit, Miller maintained the hostesses came as fans, not UT representatives.

The kids these days. Can’t tell if they’re dating girls that they met 11 days ago on an official school visit. Why do they kids have to make everything so gosh-darn complicated?

The NY Times’ Pete Thamel added on Friday the following interview with Keith Easterwood, who is the head coach for the Memphis AAU basketball team YOMCA:

Also on Friday, Keith Easterwood, a veteran summer basketball coach, said that on a visit last year with his son, a football recruit, he had to ask a hostess to stop brushing her breasts against both him and his son.

He recalled saying, “Young lady, if you don’t stop doing that, we’ve got a problem.”

Easterwood said that he took a group of basketball players to a Western Kentucky football game at Tennessee this year, and that the presence of the hostesses had his players “literally reduced to blubbering idiots.”

“I’ve been up there five times, four for football and one basketball visit,” Easterwood said. “My observation is that this is a very organized operation. These girls have obviously been groomed. There’s a lot of eye contact and touching.”

Being touched by hot girls who will be touching some other recruit by next November? Athletes are soooo gullible.

Easterwood also spoke with (former Memphis-based writer) Gary Parrish about how Easterwood’s Nike-funded AAU team was not allowed to visit Adidas-funded Univ. of Tennessee. Easterwood posts on Memphis Tigers message boards and was a inside source for a Memphis-based radio show.

Needless to say, Tennessee fans are not happy about Keith’s comments.

38 Responses to “Improving Your Program With Breasts”

  1. demoCrAT Says:

    boobs are good

  2. BgallowayUofK Says:

    Alabama beating Purdue at Half by 9

  3. Stickman Says:

    “Young lady if you dont stop brushing your boobs against me we are going to have a problem because my wife is standing right over there. Meet me tonight after the game at the Denny’s on Broadway to continue the boob brushing.”

  4. gmo Says:

    Boobs. Damn, I hope Tenn recruits my son. He’ll never go there but maybe an official visit to see boobs!

  5. NotTheSlickistRick Says:

    Well I must say that those boys on the VOL boards do an adequate job of defending their whores. I hope the NCAA examines that program with a proctologist’s zeal. Because there are lots off asses to be examined,

  6. CatsFanInSC Says:

    5 – Don’t say things like that when I’m taking a drink of Pepsi. That stuff burns coming out the nose. >:)

  7. NotTheSlickistRick Says:

    :) Glad to be of service…….

  8. bonkrshr Says:

    I want to know why on earth they thought of this first… for goodness sake…
    with all of our resources at UK, UT figured this out faster than we did…
    I’m appalled, and disappointed… Barnhart should remove himself from duty…

  9. NotTheSlickistRick Says:

    OH that’s what she said

  10. bonkrshr Says:

    surely we could field a team of UK Pride girls that would whip the pants off the ole orange…
    pun inteded…

  11. bonkrshr Says:

    is this where “taking one for the team” came from

  12. NotTheSlickistRick Says:

    10 Our’s might wear shoes……. panties optional

  13. pizzinmeoff Says:

    AS SirBarkley would say: boobs are not turrible

  14. NotTheSlickistRick Says:

    OH all hell is breaking out with the filthy Tards faithful on the CJ site. They want Pitino’s head, or some parts anyway.
    Too funny LiL brother 0 for the state of NC.

    http://www.courier-journal.com/comments/article/20091212/SPORTS02/912120355/Western-Carolina-stuns-Louisville-91-83

  15. gmo Says:

    ESPN.com story says Kiffen thinks the investigation into their recruiting is a compliment. What a douche bag.

    By the way, Purdue has cut the lead to 3. Bama is falling apart. Roll Tide SEC baby

  16. Blasphemy Says:

    I honestly think this whole thing has been blown out of proportion. I feel sorry for Macon because I really just think this entire investigation is just booloogna. Whether or not I see fault with what Tennessee does is not what I’m arguing, but the governing body that is the NCAA investigating anything is horribly attracious as they have shown their bias before, and even if one of my rivals is being investigated, i feel bad that they will not receive fair treatment.(cept Duke and UNC, i hope those mofo’s go down and get busted!!!) having said that, I still highly dislike the vols, but i want macon to feel good knowing that the absolutely most obnoxious fans come from Indiana and that I now officially hate them the most (even more than the Tards of Bob ‘Villea). Go SEC, mainly go Cats though.

  17. gmo Says:

    Please don’t ever defend the Vols.

    Purdue just tied it. This sucks.

  18. gmo Says:

    F’in Bama. Up 15 w/ 13 to go and now down! Freakin crap

  19. BgallowayUofK Says:

    Now down 5 with 1:30 to go…

  20. BgallowayUofK Says:

    Alabama is falling apart…And whats with the ref kicking the students out?

  21. Davender Fan Says:

    Hoosiers suck

  22. BgallowayUofK Says:

    Wall’s dunk not on SportsCenter top 10….Crazy

  23. UKwitness@UNC Says:

    Verbally committed to UT? More like orally committed.

  24. asdfasdf Says:

    23. bravoooo

  25. Blasphemy Says:

    gmo, I’m not defending the Vols, I’m hating on the NCAA. Thats how I be rollin’. If you say that I’m defending the vols one more time…….. I shall shank you. Fo’ real. ;)

  26. TayPrinceJr. Says:

    I’m goin to watch Brandon Knight this wk at the Kruel Classic in Coral Springs, FL hope I see some cat fans there.

  27. nails11 Says:

    That’s a good tourney. Used to live in Coral Springs. Maybe recruit some busty helpers to go with you so he chooses UK…

  28. KYStout Says:

    Guys, don’t be hatin on the Vols -n- Hoes program!

  29. JMBlue Says:

    I think UT has been on double secret probabation for quite some time now. As far as the boob rub, that is just a Vol girl’s way of saying “Hi”. It is actually very innocent. You know how a dog will go up and sniff another dog’s junk? The dog is just introducing himself. It’s kinda like that, but way better for a human male recipient. These girls mean no harm. The NCAA should take the culture of a Vol girl into consideration before passing judgement on this one.

  30. Stickman Says:

    Good point JM. Those girls can’t help acting slutty. They’re Vols girls. They were born whores, it’s in their DNA.

  31. NotTheSlickistRick Says:

    #30 You can take them out of the trailers and make them wear shoes, but you can’t take the Ho out of them. I’m not sure I would define them as slutty, as I am sure they get some reward from the “Orange Pride”. Therefore sex + reward = WHORE!!

  32. kymike1 Says:

    should have sent Kiffins wife!!

  33. Indycatfan Says:

    I bleed BLUE…always have, always will. Just wish my son was recruited by the Vols…Boobies are good!

  34. gcat4496 Says:

    I know one thing is for sure, if UT were recruiting a star upcoming golfer, a young TIGER WOODS would have played, played, played and played in Knoxville. And I am not talking about golf if you know what I mean.

  35. gcat4496 Says:

    Maybe UT could use Dolly Parton as well.

  36. Jonah Hex Says:

    That blonde could almost make me want to go to UT.

  37. UKSIGEPGUIDO Says:

    The girls look good but the blonde looks about 30 years old.

  38. WesKaintuck Says:

    One thing is for certain. These girls are not prostitutes.. they’re volunteers.

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