Kentucky Sports Radio
[Moderated by Matt Jones]
[Moderated by Matt Jones]
We’re on the road tonight, as the Cats take their road show to Broadway in a match-up against UConn at Madison Square Garden. You probably have a lot of questions, so we’ve tried to them in the following informative piece.
Where is Madison Square Garden? That sounds crazy. Is it a garden?
No. In fact, Madison Square Garden is a large arena in New York, New York. It was built in 1968. It is the home venue to the New York Rangers, the New York Knicks and the New York Liberty.
New York, New York? Did you mean to say New York twice?
Yes, I did. New York City is located in New York State.
That twists my mind in knots. What is so famous about New York City?
New York City is the most populous city in the United States. It has also been the nation’s largest financial center since World War II, and the birthplace of many cultural movements.
Oh. I don’t like rap music. Can I still come to New York City?
Yes. There are many other styles of music for you to enjoy in New York City, such as salsa, jazz, punk and other genres. You should have no problem finding a musical outlet you enjoy.
Does Spiderman live in New York City? What about the Ghostbusters?
No, they are fictitious characters from movies which were set in New York City.
Are there any real stars who live in New York City?
Of course! The city is home to many well-known musicians, writers, actors and directors, such as Woody Allen, Robert Deniro, Billy Joel and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Is it true that if I visit New York, I will be robbed and murdered?
Yes.
What should I see when visiting New York City?
You definitely shouldn’t miss Central Park, the Bronx Zoo, Times Square and Rockefeller Center, among other famous tourist destinations. Just don’t step in any pee; it’s, like, everywhere.
Oh! I just did.
Sorry, I should have mentioned that back when you were asking your earlier questions.
What if I witness a “gangland slaying?” Then won’t the mob come after me?
Probably. Just lie low till the heat dies down.
Is the Statue of Liberty in New York City?
Wow. Are you serious? Yeah.
How many boroughs make up the New York City Area?
Eleven. These boroughs are the Bronx, Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, Staten Island, West Murphytown, Beard Point, Tootsville, East Murphytown, Skillet Grove and Connecticut.
How long should I plan on staying when visiting New York City?
Until you’re robbed and murdered. Enjoy your trip!
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December 9th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Ghostbusters may be fictitious, but I’ve worked with Spiderman.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Tomin, I….um….yeah
December 9th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
The Statue of Liberty is actually in New Jersey. Look it up.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
What a stupid post. Thanks for wasting my time…
December 9th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Will MATT JONES be joing the Wu-Tang Clan?????
December 9th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
If you want to see some guys poop ice cream, stop by the InterContinental hotel.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
That’s a nice hotel. Is that where the players are staying?
December 9th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Also, please get the Brooklyn Brawlers autograph for me. Thanks.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
This is perhaps the weakest post on KSR in a LONG time. Should’ve stopped at FAQ: North Carolina.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Haha, thanks for answering all my questions Tomlin. I thought for sure we were playing in a real garden.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Look on the bright side Tomlin, you made BTI’s stuff look almost tolerable. (I keed)
December 9th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
A bit of history regarding The Garden (of which the present building is the fourth one).
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December 9th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
There are only five boroughs in NYC. The first five listed are correct.
December 9th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
4) rough day?
December 9th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
#10, after playing in a freaking ballroom, you never know right?…
December 9th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
#3. Located in New Jersey waters, the land of Liberty Island is within the territorial jurisdiction of the State of New York. You Look it up!
December 9th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
13) WTF are you talking about? Skillet Grove is the illest! If you’ve never been, well you wouldn’t know…
December 9th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
“we’ve tried to them in the following informative piece…”
thanks.
ps….insert the word “answer”
December 9th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
13 - thanks Mr Obvious, we really thought Connecticut was a borough of NYC. Skillet Grove is nice this time of year though.
December 9th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
John Rocker thinks this post is hectic and nerve-racking but is pretty sure the Ghostbusters are real.
December 9th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Great post….being read on every street corner in Skillet Grove
December 9th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I can’t remember what it was about, but I read a post of yours on the Brown Tweed Society site and it was exceptional. So great job on that . . . whatever it was.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Keep these posts up. #4 and #9 are either PMSing or probably have bad personal lives. These posts are hilarious.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
I actually thought someone hacked KSR and posted this. Really, wow?
Anyone who says this is funny in any way should kill themselves. Been reading for 3-years and never posted a negative comment until now.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
I thought it was funny. Goodbye world
December 9th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Good job, Tomlin. I can attest as one who has been to New York, you really will love the stay so much that you’ll be there until you’re robbed and murdered
December 9th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
this place sounds like it’s almost as bad as baltimore
December 9th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
sounds like some people got up on the wrong side of the bed
December 9th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
I love these posts, Tomlin! Don’t know why people are complaining… It takes all kinds of ridiculous posts like this to make this site great! Keep it up.
December 9th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
A few words of advise on your trip: when riding the subway please be sure to make good eye contact with everyone. It is a great way to show any scary guys that you are a person not to be messed with.